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Denver Greets Obama with the People's Cube Posters

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Our friends in Denver - El Marco and Comradette Ronitchka - joined the protest on the steps of the Colorado State Capitol where Obama signed the Pork Bill this Tuesday (2.17.09). They took photos, which they posted on their blog, including one of Michelle Malkin holding a People's Cube poster. There were quite a few of our other posters there. Find them all!

Colorado Says No To Obama's Package of Pork

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Comrade Ronitchka
Comrade: we had nothing to do with the organization. We are just serfs (although serfs only had to pay 10%) and would have been sent to the gulag if we hadn't complied with what we heard the local talk show host tell us about a protest at the Capitol.

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Um, why isn't this gutter trash in a free speech zone?? I mean, come on, you can't just let the proles speak -- let alone protest! -- on the steps of a state house.


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These comrades need to be immediately silenced. Regardless of their claim that Denver dissident Mikus Rosenburgavich (I suppose) made them stand with those signs. He should be taken in the night, as well.

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I was most impressed by this young comrade...

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What brilliance! What insight! What genius! He means that Marxism is also for animals! We must get a committee assembled immediately to try to further integrate our agendas with the Animal Rights organizations in this country.

Huh? What do you mean PETA already has taken this into account?

Well, that's what you get when you try to step outside your committee. Forgive my ambitions, comrades.

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Ok, if that Class Enemy MissHell Milkin can be on Faux News and write a blog, how long until a TRUE revolutionary Progressive, Comrade Red Square, appears on Faux News?? Perhaps taking on O'Riley??

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Actually, she's a bit of a hero. She's one of the main bloggers I read when I'm not on the Cube, and when she comes on Fox I stop and take notice. She's sharp and witty! Much more palatable than Coulter.

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Comrade7.62 wrote:What truly equal comrades!

Great Stalin's Ghost! Explain yourself comrade! It better be good! To think, just yesterday I recommended that you be considered for the Inner Circle. So now you see these vile creatures protesting against the Obama, against the PeopleChoice™, against the flow of time itself are some how equal to us who stood at the barricades against the march of imperialism?

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Boa tarde (good afternoon) comrades!

Do not be discouraged, I have tracked contacted these misguided comrades and will send them in chains invite to the new day camp rehabilitation center of Saudi Arabia for former anti capitalists peaceful muslims. We have 100% success rate, 100% of the time. Fo shizzle.

Do they not realize the folly in protesting the new patriotic tax? They fail to realize that the bread buns are equally distributed on both sides of party approved thongs, regardless of size of buns? All bread is beautiful, it is only that some bread is more beautiful than other bread.

I continue distribute RFID chip embedded as Faux Swarovsky crystal in thongs on beaches of Rio de Janeiro everyday, for tracking purposes for new and improved census, not for intimidation as some may think.

Purveyor of Thongs,

Carlos

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Troops are massing in the Bunker!
Michelle Malkin was caught by a Kosling Komerad with a Swastika Guy!
Pedophiles are outraged!
How dare she associate with a person comparing Obama to Hitler!
Who would do that to an American President?

Spread the outrage!

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Oh, I saw that photo of the hatemongress Malkin with Swastika Guy, and I must say I am not the least bit surprised. What more proof does anyone need that she's a Nazi? Just consider some of the other things she has in common with Hitler: He wasn't born in Germany anymore than she was born in the U.S., and I'll tell you something else about her--the name "Malkin" doesn't even appear on her birth certificate!

And as for the little boy holding up that poster which clearly boasts an obscenity--yes, an obscenity! My mother whacked me good for using that word when I was his age. The nerve of that boy's parents--how low can these neocons go? Dragging their kids along on their rabble-rousing activities, if not to use them as human shields, then to give them first-hand indoctrination into the politics of hate--and with the use of OBSCENITIES! Remember, these are the same people who believe in private school vouchers and home schooling, so they can indoctrinate their kids in right wing hate on YOUR money!

And you know what they do with that home-schooled kid? They force him to write cutsey fan letters to George W. Bush, thanking him for--get this--keeping him safe from bad people like the terrorists! And asking Bush to give his mommy and daddy more tax cuts. Sheesh! Let the kid be a kid! I'll bet he wanted to be at home watching Captain Planet and the Planeteers, instead of holding up that ridiculous sign. You can bet he's getting beat up at school for it this very minute.

I tell you what, seeing all this horrible photos is terribly traumatic for me, for it brings back memories--memories of the blood-soaked oppression and terror we all endured for the previous 8 years under Bush's brutal regime. It reminds me of the fear I felt when I donned an orange jumpsuit and black hood to go marching to express my solidarity with the illegal detainees of Gitmo . . . when the cops took away my hood and cell phone, and told me I'd have to come down to the jailhouse to get them back! Like hell I was going to do that! Like hell I was going to let them illegally detain me! I had no choice but to let them keep my cell phone and black hood--the very black hood I needed to express my solidarity with the illegal detainees at Gitmo, for how else could I feel their pain, and show the world that I was at One with them, that indeed we are all One amassed behind The Very One who will save us all?

The fact that these right wing agitators even showed up only further highlights the urgent need to have Bush prosecuted and brought to justice for his crimes against everything! Doing so will send a strong message to these petty hatemongers that unless they repent their evil ways and renounce Bush and all his failed, illegal, immoral policies, and accept Obama as their leader, and rally around him and behind him, that they too will meet the same fate as their false demigod W they so slavishly, slobberingly worship.

Their treason makes me so sick, so mad, that I just wanna throw shoes at a picture of Bush--something else I wasn't able to do until recently because of his tyranny!

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Commissarka Pinkie-

Comrade, I do believe you could moonlight for Daily Kos! Good on ya!

-OV

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Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Comrade7.62 wrote:What truly equal comrades!

Great Stalin's Ghost! Explain yourself comrade! It better be good! To think, just yesterday I recommended that you be considered for the Inner Circle. So now you see these vile creatures protesting against the Obama, against the PeopleChoice™, against the flow of time itself are some how equal to us who stood at the barricades against the march of imperialism?

Ahh a thousand pardons Marshal, I failed to indicate clearly my approval for using People's Propaganda ™ from this glorious website. My appreciation was to their cleverness in using graphics found on The People's Cube. I failed to consider that my statement could be construed as being against The One.

No, I could never be against The One, He who gives a $14 per week tax deduction when after mocking McCain for wishing to cut gas taxes;which would have been a similar tax break, but in a fashion unbecoming to a socialist.

Even now I am washing my People's Pleasure Sock(TM) (imprinted with inspiring quotes from Obama, as well as his image) so that I may further stimulate myself over The Stimulus Package.

It must have been the weekly vodka ration Marshal. I had to choose between a beet, or a double shot of vodka. I chose the vodka.

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I want to have her babies!

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Comrade7.62 wrote:Even now I am washing my People's Pleasure Sock(TM) (imprinted with inspiring quotes from Obama, as well as his image) so that I may further stimulate myself over The Stimulus Package.

Are you aware of a locations where one can receive this Sock(TM)? I have tried using the Google, but fortunately for my sake it will only show me pages in which all three words have been evenly distributed.

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Ahh Comrade Fedorov, the People's Pleasure Sock ™ exists only within the Cube, and currently in my mind.

I will try my unskilled hands at GIMP soon and attempt to create an image of the People's Pleasure Sock. ™

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So good to see it. The revolution is coming. I can't wait for the purges!

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Neither can I comrade Skinnee Jay
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It's always a hoot to see our posters being used like this. Don't tell me The Cube doesn't have a hand in politics, or at least, people don't visit this site.

Shovel Red
What's with all the happy faces. This is not protest. No burning or overturned cars? No looting? Using children as shields? No screaming or gnashing of bad teeth? What have these bolcheviks become? I'll just have to shake my head in hope and change, dream of Cindy Sheehan naked and drown myself in some good Russian beer. Does anybody know where I can find a tub of good Russian Beer? Help me Cindy.

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(President) Nancy wrote:Um, why isn't this gutter trash in a free speech zone?? I mean, come on, you can't just let the proles speak -- let alone protest! -- on the steps of a state house.

Lenin forbid that you might trip over one of them and spill your scotch and soda!!!

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The problem with that piggy bank is that it might still contain untaxed revenue. Could it be made smaller?

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Vodkavich wrote:Much more palatable than Coulter."
I denounce that Coulter woman. She compared me to John Edwards.

Comrades, there is indeed a worry. When misery spreads to the fat and happy people who voted for His O'liness, might not they get upset? Voting for the O was supposed to make unicorns fart rainbows and the lion lie with the lamb and people not have to honor legally contracted debts. But at times reality, no matter the good socialist intention, just wins.

Produkt O'Societee
I love Coulter and Malkin equally. This is what the social experiment has taught me: We are all equal comrades (except for the assholes, that is).

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Red Jim Wrote

I want to have her babies!
Comrade!
What crime was committed that deserves that kind of harsh punishment?

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:When misery spreads to the fat and happy people who voted for His O'liness, might not they get upset? Voting for the O was supposed to make unicorns fart rainbows and the lion lie with the lamb and people not have to honor legally contracted debts. But at times reality, no matter the good socialist intention, just wins.

Huh? What do mean? Is there something wrong?

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Nah. Reality always wins, but if we're smart we can blame it on the Rethuglicans while we do it.

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Comrades,

Obama has created a New Reality, which is like like New Deal 2.0 but without the requisite digit to acknowledge the Darwinian dialect materialist evolution. For example, there are the new (and improved, which is like Change™) Party-made and -approved logos:

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The assessment of the inspiring circular, O-shaped, unifying logo as "Agriculture and industry, symbolized by a marijuana plant and gears that don't mesh" is clearly racist and fails to uplift (consciousness expansion aside) and inspire. Comrade Luskin clearly needs re-education.

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Comrades, I love the new signage. I recall being in Mexico City where I suppose many of the people could not read and there were no signs for the subway stops in the Roman alphabet, merely icons.

They meant nothing and were difficult to read. They implied things and hid knowledge, and were therefore the perfect People's Signage <i>avant le lettre</i>.

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Comrade Commissar Theocritus has an excellent point. However, perhaps it will be better in the future simply to hire large numbers of bureaucrats as "signs"; for example, a bus stop sign can be replaced by a government worker with a requisite BA in Communication Studies who can shout "Bus Stop!" and recite the schedule. Every street corner would have its street signs pulled down to be replaced with bureaucrats announcing the names of the intersecting streets; in predominantly Hispanic neighborhoods, Chicano Studies majors will ensure the information is conveyed in a culturally relevant and non-exploitative and non-forced-assimilative manner.

Job creation, comrades. That is how votes are bought won.

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An excellent point, comrade. In the People's Republic of New Mexico one in four jobs are in government. Surely we can beat that.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:An excellent point, comrade. In the People's Republic of New Mexico one in four jobs are in government. Surely we can beat that.

I wonder if that helps explain why NM has (so I hear) one of the highest drunk-driving rates in the US. Big government, big Ted Kennedy, that kind of thing.

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It's the Indian population. A comic in Albuquerque said, "If you live in Grants [60 miles west of Abq], and are here, it means that your car is safe."

There are several bars along the railroad track. Every other month someone gets drunk and walks right into a train.

In Espanola, NM, which is sort of between Taos and Los Alamos, there are many governmental buildings. They are to teach the locals things like--child care. The citizens will get drunk and pile onto the back of a pickup. One will fall off, and pass out on the road. His friends won't notice or won't pick him up. He'll sober up, stagger back to town and start all over again.

It is really and truly sad.

In Farmington, to the NW of Abq, some of the women in stores will need to go to the bathroom and will merely squat against a post and take a pee or a dump, right there.

You recall the deaths around there, which came from parasites on mice and rats.

When you go onto a reservation, there are signs forbidding bill collectors. I was not <i>all</i> that surprised by the sub-prime racket after seeing that.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:It's the Indian population.

It is really and truly sad.

I've heard that. Friends who spent time in the service in Alaska said similar things transpire up there. During the summers, apparently young miscreants enjoy driving around tossing firecrackers at passed out drunks (mainly natives, Inuits or others) to get reactions.

Years ago I recall some guy moving into a nearly 100% tribal town that had banned alcohol sales to thwart various social problems. It had apparently proven fairly successful until some guy came up and opened a liquor store just outside the municipality's limits, started making money, problems began to return, and litigation began. I wish I knew what happened.

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I saw a documentary about the Mounties, which is not what they're called, in Alaska. They would go into Indian villages and bring out felons, and always there was drink involved.

A friend, Jan, is a doctor, a very bright doctor, who said that the Japanese don't have the gene for metabolizing alcohol, and that they get red and quite drunk without taking in enough to harm their livers. So to perhaps with the Indians. Which doesn't mean that they don't commit crimes while drunk.

It wasn't much over 100 years ago that it was illegal to sell firewater to Indians. Who could not metabolize it. And other things: the Pima were always slim and athletic owing to the need to gather food. But since the government gives them money, most of them are on dialysis now.

We are a very short way down the evolutionary trail from the time that rich meant fat.

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As for Japanese, some do, some don't. Many seem to find the red face funny, and most do like alcohol. Consider all the variants of sake, awamori, and other booze (beer excluded, though many Japanese like beer). I like that drunk Japanese don't become violent; they get sad, happy, or pass out. That's the proper way. However, seeing homeless guys in their 50s passed out drunk in train stations (as I did just the other day), drool or puke puddling around their mouths, is never pleasant.

Australia has places where the local Aborigines have banned booze for similar reasons. It seems that near Ayers' Rock, according to one guidebook, it's not uncommon to be approached by adult Aborigines hoping you'll go buy for them.

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HAI GAIZ WATZ GOING ON HEREZ!? I cam hear 4 allll repubelican stuph adn i juzt wont too say i suporrt u gaiz. I life in misssisssispppspi with my sister/wife ond we juzt luv McCain and BUsh. we shuld vot and mak Bush our Czar, or McCain. In meh opinioon McCain shulda went 4 many recountz ind cheet hiz wai in2 teh witehouze. Meh thnkz we shuld sned moar ppl to Iraq and invaid Iran to get moar ppl to bcome homless drunk veterans.

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Ahh someone has studied People's Language(TM).

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Me thinks you are from the People's Republic of Minnesota. Lovely taxes they have up there. I want Texas to be more like Minnesota. Minnesotans, with their high taxes are so close to achieving all the goals of our glorious system of government that we are so fond of here at the Cube. I love the idea of giving all of my money to the government. Makes me feel so useful. All progs need to feel useful, you know.

How much money do you turn over to the Minnesota government every year. Now, now then, don't tell me you cheat on your taxes up there. Or, perhaps you just live off of Mommy and Daddy and they claim you as a dependent. Well, that's okay, too.

blahblah
QQ high taxes, i cant make millions off of my oil deposits in my backyard and let the rest of the country die = awww so sad higher taxes. i'm perfectly fine with the money i give out to taxes but i also don't make that much, nor would i care if i gave more if i made more. make more tax more, make retarded amounts of money, tax just as much. why should we lower taxes and increase the rising debt of the country that the republicans and democrats put us in from war or what-have-you. all i hear is whining about taxes being too high that they can't afford the jacuzzi they wanted to give for their daughters 16th birthday party, QQ moar please, it sustains me.

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Awww a wittle amateur troll. How cute. My Che monster makes squeaky happy noises too looking at this little proto-troll. Usually that means he's hungry. Oooh he's making another t-shirt "Che <3 eating trolls."

If this is the best the left can do, it's hardly worth the effort to respond. Guess all the hope and change has left them without any energy. Also they can't type for shit. Must be the Publik Skoolz they go to.

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who said anything about being all-left? most of my public school years were during republican presidency btw =D. iirc, the public schools never had enough money being there was not enough state tax. i'm only here to see if you have anything intelligent to rebut. instead i get "oh he's making another t-shirt" lol.

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Is that you again, thorn of Elliott? It's just what I thought.

Love the way you stereotype Texans. Yes, they're all filthy rich, but sadly it is not so.

Say, I'm one of the twenty million or so Texans that don't own a dime of oil. Would you be a good progressive and mail me a check? After all, you really ought to live what you believe. How much do you have in your bank account? I could use a little of your money, since you are the sharing kind. How much could you send me? From each according to his ability to each according to his need, and since I'm not working at all, my need is greater than yours. Now, my spouse, he's set for life, he's on Social Security. He lives off the backs of taxpayers like you. Oh, by the way, thanks for that - he likes his cush retirement. I like the idea of every tax dollar you pay going in to his bank account. That is really very nice of you.

But me, I could use a little extra money, too.

Aren't government bureaucrats wonderful? We must pay our taxes to feed the bureaucrats. For every dollar that goes to a welfare program, 80% goes to the bureaucracy before 20% goes to the welfare recipient. It's really quite efficient.

BristolPalinsBabyDad
I couldn't agree more with this site and page! Now for me, values is what's important! I mean I take a pledge every morning to be pure. Ya know, usually when I put on my facial scrub, or after a good shave, and boy those scrubbing beads are nice, I say "I will not come onto people" every single morning. My faith reinforces that! That's what turns me on! I have orgasms from faith and righteousness! Seriously, it's nature's aphrodisiac. Listen up progs, and listen good, this is me using science. You see, if you remain pure, all the buildup of hormones and chemicals in your body give you the high you need to be successful. If I give in, I start thinking there's more to life than just shutting up! Giving the government my money that's intended my imagined prosperity and superiority complex isn't my "duty" for God's sake! I just make my money and stuff my face full of pharmaceuticals as every red blooded patriot should have the right to do! I've said my peace.

blahblah
ah a much more intelligent response, i'll agree there are holes in it, but what good would it do to say that all tax money is going towards lazy asses that just sit on welfare? i'm sorry you assume all tax money goes to the pockets of the people who are "needy" but i was referring more to the whole 11trillion dollar deficit that has been caused in the past years of war. i may lean left, but when it comes to welfare i lean a little more right. If you look up, you can see that i was referring to higher taxes to pay off the deficit, possibly create new programs for new jobs? the welfare and Social Security systems are broken in their own accord.

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blahblah wrote:who said anything about being all-left? most of my public school years were during republican presidency btw =D. iirc, the public schools never had enough money being there was not enough state tax. i'm only here to see if you have anything intelligent to rebut. instead i get "oh he's making another t-shirt" lol.

The Che Monster tells me that t-shirts make a damn good bit of money, which means more taxes for the liberal dominated schools which failed you. Oooh this shirt says "Che <3 publik edjukashun".

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Commisar_Elliott's a nab wrote:HAI GAIZ WATZ GOING ON HEREZ!? I cam hear 4 allll repubelican stuph adn i juzt wont too say i suporrt u gaiz. I life in misssisssispppspi with my sister/wife ond we juzt luv McCain and BUsh. we shuld vot and mak Bush our Czar, or McCain. In meh opinioon McCain shulda went 4 many recountz ind cheet hiz wai in2 teh witehouze. Meh thnkz we shuld sned moar ppl to Iraq and invaid Iran to get moar ppl to bcome homless drunk veterans.

I'm so happy to be among my own progresssive kind! Thank you for your posting. I can see that BA in Anti-Western Studies is taking you places, like Mississippi where you'll right (sorry, left) the wrongs.

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blahblah wrote:ah a much more intelligent response, i'll agree there are holes in it, but what good would it do to say that all tax money is going towards lazy asses that just sit on welfare? i'm sorry you assume all tax money goes to the pockets of the people who are "needy" but i was referring more to the whole 11trillion dollar deficit that has been caused in the past years of war. i may lean left, but when it comes to welfare i lean a little more right. If you look up, you can see that i was referring to higher taxes to pay off the deficit, possibly create new programs for new jobs? the welfare and Social Security systems are broken in their own accord.

We out here in the cotton fields just can't pick the cotton fast enough, and we is loaded down. Please Happy Plantation Master Obama -no more, no more, we cannot take any mo taxes. We are already slaves 5 months out of the year to pay the taxes you already make us pay. Please Master Obama, no more. The slaves already done pay you enough.

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BristolPalinsBabyDad wrote:I just make my money and stuff my face full of pharmaceuticals as every red blooded patriot should have the right to do! I've said my peace.

Now, now Congresswoman Pelosi, that's not the most clever alias around, but you and Botox have a warm relationship. But your "peace" sounds a bit offensive and insulting. Perhaps you meant "piece" of Star*Kist kiss-up, lobbyist pimping and primping, work lying about the CIA and your knowledge of "torture," and hypocrisy embodied by claiming to be "for the little man" but being a silverspoon daughter of a Congressman and net assets of around $19 million.

I also note that you're a church-goer, Roman Catholic. Why is it bad for Sarah Palin to have found God but not for you? I guess you're just more equal than Sarah Palin and have more pull with hate-mongers. Really, it's not very feminist of you to trample a sister into the mud.

Why don't you start redistributing some of your own assets, Nancy? I have lots of financial pain (or can at least fake it), and I'm sure you can feel it. Why, it's your party policy: you have to feel it, so start parting with your cash. Lead by example. Give more than your "fair share." I know you will, because you have Hope™ and Change™. That's what I used to feed peasants in China, when I didn't have my Red Guards feed them lead (in such cases, lead is eco-friendly, as it's removing yet another CO2 emitter from the ecosystem). So 50 million or so starved to death: it was for the PublicGood™!

Better yet, as progressives of the past, take a stand against demon alcohol and plow under your winery. Turn it into Section 8 housing: I hear California has an affordable housing crisis, and you could give so much. Your very progressive state also seems to have emigration and bankruptcy crises. Maybe you could blow up those passes over the Sierra Nevada to keep everyone in and the real world out. It worked pretty well in Berlin for a couple of decades, after all.

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I take a view toward taxes like Hollywood's view toward capitalism. I think that everyone ought to pay high taxes, except for me. Hollywood thinks that capitalism is evil--the villain in every movie is a white, male capitalist--but there is no group of people on earth greedier than the capitalists in Hollywood.

So let's be clear about this all. The pain of big government is just fine. As long as I don't have to endure it.

I believe in the lottery too.

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BristolPalinsBabyDad wrote:I couldn't agree more with this site and page! Now for me, values is what's important! I mean I take a pledge every morning to be pure. Ya know, usually when I put on my facial scrub, or after a good shave, and boy those scrubbing beads are nice, I say "I will not come onto people" every single morning. My faith reinforces that! That's what turns me on! I have orgasms from faith and righteousness! Seriously, it's nature's aphrodisiac. Listen up progs, and listen good, this is me using science. You see, if you remain pure, all the buildup of hormones and chemicals in your body give you the high you need to be successful. If I give in, I start thinking there's more to life than just shutting up! Giving the government my money that's intended my imagined prosperity and superiority complex isn't my "duty" for God's sake! I just make my money and stuff my face full of pharmaceuticals as every red blooded patriot should have the right to do! I've said my peace.
Way to quote a line from GTA IV.

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blahblah wrote:who said anything about being all-left? most of my public school years were during republican presidency btw =D. iirc, the public schools never had enough money being there was not enough state tax. i'm only here to see if you have anything intelligent to rebut. instead i get "oh he's making another t-shirt" lol.

Yummmmmm... trolls! Come here little trolly, come here little trolly, that's a good little troll.

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blahblah wrote:ah a much more intelligent response, i'll agree there are holes in it, but what good would it do to say that all tax money is going towards lazy asses that just sit on welfare? i'm sorry you assume all tax money goes to the pockets of the people who are "needy" but i was referring more to the whole 11trillion dollar deficit that has been caused in the past years of war. i may lean left, but when it comes to welfare i lean a little more right. If you look up, you can see that i was referring to higher taxes to pay off the deficit, possibly create new programs for new jobs? the welfare and Social Security systems are broken in their own accord.

Commissar Elliott!

Can't you keep your Moonbat Mimesokateuan proles under control!?!

Yes, The Peoples Solar Panel Compound™ will be open soon and there'll be more government slavery jobs for this lazy ass astute useful idiot Prole of The Party™. We will give them each 24 dollars an hour and then tax them for farting only for what WE redeem necessary. We are the government after all, founder of the USPS, Medicare, Welfare, the IRS, and the Social Security System. By damn, if we can run these so efficiently, as we obviously have, why can't we make Peoples Solar Panels™?

Let them know, the broken government institutions are just part of the 5 year plan that started in 1933 by Glorious Democrat President FDR. Now that's efficiency!


Long Live FDR!


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Being in a bad mood and being less than erudite, loquacious, perspicacious, analytic or filled with the ichor of human kindness tonight, I refute you thus -

Fucking liberal Troll.

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Great quote, AbecedariusRex. These trolls can't make their arguments without telling a lie that's refuted in the very paragraph they are attacking.

But another commonality I find in them, is their burdensome sullenness. Where's the funny? Oh, that's right, humor is a derivative of truth and if you ain't got truth, you ain't got the funny.

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blahblah wrote:ah a much more intelligent response, i'll agree there are holes in it, but what good would it do to say that all tax money is going towards lazy asses that just sit on welfare? i'm sorry you assume all tax money goes to the pockets of the people who are "needy" but i was referring more to the whole 11trillion dollar deficit that has been caused in the past years of war. i may lean left, but when it comes to welfare i lean a little more right. If you look up, you can see that i was referring to higher taxes to pay off the deficit, possibly create new programs for new jobs? the welfare and Social Security systems are broken in their own accord.


We don't all assume our tax dollars go to Welfare cheats, we know better. Do you realize our tax dollars are going to junk government programs, such as TARP?

What we tire from is our paycheck, the money we earned by working, getting reduced due to high taxes. Do you even know how our a tax cut stimulates the economy?

Let me give you the simplified form. We get a tax cut, we get more money in our pockets due to the taxes from our paycheck getting reduced, we go out and buy something nice, say a new TV or something maybe a little more spendy, and with a sales tax on it. By buying the new thing, the sales tax goes to the government to pay off some of the debt. Now, a good government shouldn't be spending a lot of money, like say 11 trillion in wasteful spending.

Now, before you say "tax cuts only benefit the rich" well, they do. Why you ask? Well check this image out.
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This image was from 2003, I could not find a more recent one. If anyone can find a more updated one, I'd love to know where you got it from, because the IRS home page is a convoluted mess.

Back to my point though, this image is the individual 2003 federal income tax return. If this chart is correct, the top 50% of wage earners (people's paychecks) pay for 96% of all taxes, and so on and so forth.

Why is this so? This is so because you can only tax the poor so much and get anything out of them. Think of it this way, how much money can you get out of a guy who makes $1,000,000 a year versus a guy who makes $10,000 a year? Not to mention, you have to keep them in the country to pay the taxes, so you can only take so much out.

Now here's another thing to think about. Who buys the most things? Want to take a guess? The rich. When they buy, say for the company/companies they own, what happens? They buy more supplies to make more things, buying those supplies supplies the people with materials they can buy and use. What happens when the rich buy a lot of things for the hell of it? The company they bought from now will buy supplies due to the money and demand for new supplies. All of this buying has a tax attached to it, therefore putting money in the supplier's pocket, and money into the government to pay off debt.

Truly, Winston Churchill said it perfectly and shorter, "Capitalism is an unequal sharing of wealth, socialism is an equal sharing of misery."

How's that for a serious answer?

For all other comrades, just be nice to them, they don't understand the phrase "highlight the absurd with absurdity", or in other words, they don't get the inside joke of this site.

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Red Rooster wrote:Commissar Elliott!

Can't you keep your Moonbat Mimesokateuan proles under control!?!

Yes, The Peoples Solar Panel Compound™ will be open soon and there'll be more government slavery jobs for this lazy ass astute useful idiot Prole of The Party™. We will give them each 24 dollars an hour and then tax them for farting only for what WE redeem necessary. We are the government after all, founder of the USPS, Medicare, Welfare, the IRS, and the Social Security System. By damn, if we can run these so efficiently, as we obviously have, why can't we make Peoples Solar Panels™?

Let them know, the broken government institutions are just part of the 5 year plan that started in 1933 by Glorious Democrat President FDR. Now that's efficiency!
*Explicit* it Red Rooster! I warned y'all about this. I try to keep them under control, but this is what Orwell warned about. Just worry now about them coming back, and they may, but I don't know, they hardly get the site.

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Leninka wrote:Great quote, AbecedariusRex. These trolls can't make their arguments without telling a lie that's refuted in the very paragraph they are attacking.

But another commonality I find in them, is their burdensome sullenness. Where's the funny? Oh, that's right, humor is a derivative of truth and if you ain't got truth, you ain't got the funny.
"Wha wha wha waaaaaa. . ."

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Leninka wrote:Is that you again, thorn of Elliot? It's just what I thought.

Love the way you stereotype Texans. Yes, they're all filthy rich, but sadly it is not so.

Say, I'm one of the twenty million or so Texans that don't own a dime of oil. Would you be a good progressive and mail me a check? After all, you really ought to live what you believe. How much do you have in your bank account? I could use a little of your money, since you are the sharing kind. How much could you send me? From each according to his ability to each according to his need, and since I'm not working at all, my need is greater than yours. Now, my spouse, he's set for life, he's on Social Security. He lives off the backs of taxpayers like you. Oh, by the way, thanks for that - he likes his cush retirement. I like the idea of every tax dollar you pay going in to his bank account. That is really very nice of you.

But me, I could use a little extra money, too.

Aren't government bureaucrats wonderful? We must pay our taxes to feed the bureaucrats. For every dollar that goes to a welfare program, 80% goes to the bureaucracy before 20% goes to the welfare recipient. It's really quite efficient.
Trust me when I say this Dear Leninka, he's has about as much money as I do, besides, do you honestly think he'd give you any?

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There are meliorates on the left--fools, of course. But so many other people are merely steeped in their own resentment, because their sense of entitlement is not gratified.

Listen up. Just being born does not entitle you to anything. Not a single thing. A good country and a free country will enforce contracts and civil order, which will protect you from thieving bastards, like, er, those in Congress, and protect you from murderers and Islamofascists. But I repeat myself.

All you trolls: grow up. Man up.

Fuck off.

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There is such beauty in your prose, Theocritus. I am in awe.


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Commissar Elliott,

I was just trying to get the troll's goat. Hey, where were you when all of this was going down? The little turds waited until everybody but 7.62, Tovarich and I were around for the come backs. Next time, I'll have to contact you.

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Contemplating the concave navel, Comrade Leninka... it's what all we progs do.

Yes Kapitalistism is evil comrades, it has plauged the world in plight and misery. The very founding of this evil kapitalist imperial empire that has burdened so many in the world is a shame and a travesty.

It has made so many lives harder, so much grief and misery has been spread by the exploiting kapitlisths.

We know People's Math(TM), do not bother us with numbers or facts, we are to busy saving The Children(TM).


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Leninka wrote:There is such beauty in your prose, Theocritus. I am in awe.


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Commissar Elliott,

I was just trying to get the troll's goat. Hey, where were you when all of this was going down? The little turds waited until everybody but 7.62, Tovarich and I were around for the come backs. Next time, I'll have to contact you.
I think the times might be off, I'll have to check in on that, but I came as soon as my friend told me about it. I spent most of the time trying to find an updated version of that picture in my tax post. I also had a migraine, so I wanted to retire to my sleep quarters a little earlier. Next time though, feel free to private message me. Also, I was figuring they wouldn't post a thing seeing as they didn't get the inside joke of the site.

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Thank you Leninka, but I'm assuming you didn't mean the F-bomb.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Thank you Leninka, but I'm assuming you didn't mean the F-bomb.

Sorry, I just love using this clip:

THE F-BOMB

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Thank you Leninka, but I'm assuming you didn't mean the F-bomb.
Commissar Theocritus,

All words, when placed in the applicable context, take on a certain beauty (as you well know).

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Thank you, Leninka; I have quit using that word as an intensifier. I'm trying to ration intensifiers, even the word "very." It's all context, as you said. Once the socialist NFIB came into my office demanding more Danegeld, telling me of their battles against big government, but they were all Pyrrhic as far as I was concerned, and I was left bleeding in the fields.

They paid for a commercial, with the AARP, the biggest socialists outside Cuba, showing an old woman blubbering on the breast of His O'liness who was staring into the heavens, no doubt toward his Heavenly Father. "Lead and we will follow." Fortunately my projectile vomit didn't hurt my television.

I wrote them a letter tersely explaining that I'd seen through them, and would have no truck with their socialism. The final words were, "Fuck you." On 25% rag content bond. Well, let's be polite.

Then an NFIB panhandler came in to collect from me. He wanted to tell me of their gains in the legislature. Yeah. They got the Demothieves to take the sand out of the Crisco. Maybe. I realized that their gains are my losses for they exist on the kindness of strangers. I found that the most powerful word I have ever said is, "Out!" said with the breath control that a very good band director can give to a man who played a Sousaphone for seven years.

Hear and believe, o Comrades: if you are a very small member of a group, as I am--three employees--then the bigger members will be the tail wagging that dog. They care for nothing but being able to say that they have a large membership and whatever monies that they can extract. But expecting them to work for you? Hahahahaha.

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Commissar Theocritus,

What came to mind when I first saw the letters NFIB, in the context of your sentence, as I had no idea what the letters stood for, was "National Federation of Insolent Bastards." See how images can come to mind depending on the context? But then, I looked the letters up on Google and found out who they were: National Federation of Independent Businesses. Well, isn't that the way it goes? Those who come begging with a "we're here to help you, so give us your money," really come to help themselves.

As for the AARP, I love the way they've screwed themselves by supporting the very party whose actions have already lead (as a result of its fiscal irresponsibility) to a future where there will be fewer benefits for their members, and not more. Once again, proving the Confucius principle that evil always implodes on itself. With all this money being spent on solar panels, wind turbines, and a civilian prog army (ACORN), there isn't going to me much money in the future for Granny.

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No, and in part of socialized Europe, if you're over 65, you don't get heart surgery. That's cost control. I know that it's supposed to be the Greatest Generation, and I will forever be in awe of their sacrifices in WWII, but they are the greediest and most vengeful of voters.

I qualify for the AARP and at least once a month send back something to them in their postpaid envelope, without any way that they can trace it to me, just to cost the bastards money.

The final lesson of it all is that you have to look out for yourself. People who pretend to do it for you will not--they'll look out for themselves. On that logic I fired all my stockbrokers, when I realized that their interests were not concurrent with mine. Your only hope is to choose people by their known character--family, friends, incorruptible people with a good reputation, or people whose interests are coterminous with yours.

The AARP makes big noises about helping the aged. But they help themselves.

I have a friend who used to clerk for a justice in the Washington appellate court, and he used to lunch with a man whose name I'll not call because of the Google robots, but he had a very difficult confirmation hearing in 1991. He's still on SCOTUS. This man was returning from lunch and saw the headquarters of the AARP and said, "There's the focus of evil in the modern world."

And their steely-eyed sense of entitlement is as bad in its own way as any self-esteem victim.

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blahblah wrote:ah a much more intelligent response, i'll agree there are holes in it, but what good would it do to say that all tax money is going towards lazy asses that just sit on welfare? i'm sorry you assume all tax money goes to the pockets of the people who are "needy" but i was referring more to the whole 11trillion dollar deficit that has been caused in the past years of war. i may lean left, but when it comes to welfare i lean a little more right. If you look up, you can see that i was referring to higher taxes to pay off the deficit, possibly create new programs for new jobs? the welfare and Social Security systems are broken in their own accord.


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Blahblah,

You are lying to yourself and the world to state that I ever stated that all tax dollars were going to welfare programs.

But since you brought it up (of course there is military spending, but this does not compare, in actual dollars to entitlement programs which eat up most tax dollars), aren't most government subsidies a form of welfare?

I mean, really, when a wind turbine farm is subsidized, isn't that welfare for the wind turbine farm? When an ethanol plant is subsidized, isn't that welfare for the ethanol plant? When a farmer is Minnesota is subsidized, isn't that welfare for the farmer?

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blahblah wrote:QQ high taxes, i cant make millions off of my oil deposits in my backyard and let the rest of the country die = awww so sad higher taxes. i'm perfectly fine with the money i give out to taxes but i also don't make that much, nor would i care if i gave more if i made more. make more tax more, make retarded amounts of money, tax just as much. why should we lower taxes and increase the rising debt of the country that the republicans and democrats put us in from war or what-have-you. all i hear is whining about taxes being too high that they can't afford the jacuzzi they wanted to give for their daughters 16th birthday party, QQ moar please, it sustains me.


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Your statement brings to mind a favorite quote of my spouse's from Louis L'Amour's novel: The Strong Shall Live, and it implies exactly what you conveyed in your statement:

"In the cancer of envy that festered in the mind of Joe Stangle was a hatred for all better off or more attractive than himself . . ."

Your envy of those in the oil business, and the money they make, shows through in your hatred of them (hate the rich, hate the rich, hate the rich--much like Hitler's hatred of wealthy Jews).

As for the part of Louis L'Amour's quote about "a hatred for all better off or more attractive than himself," your statement about a jacuzzi for a 16 year old girl, well now, that one is a real giveaway. There is a very large and growing number of males in our population who have a hatred and envy for any woman upon whom a man bestows the fruits of his labor, whether they be a mistress, a daughter, or a stay-at-home mom living comfortably in the suburbs. I see this hatred in the faces of postal workers. I see this hatred in the faces of lawn mowers, and I even saw it in the faces of my spouse's co-workers, who knew that I was a stay-at-home wife. You hate my kind, and I can see you coming a mile away. Perhaps a Rosie O'Donnell is more your kind of gal.

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Indeed it is. And every subsidy distorts the market to the disadvantage of people who are trying to be honest, and to the advantage of tax lice. The free market has no subsidies. People rise and fall on their own.

The idea of subsidies rests on the idea of little tin bureaucrats playing God, deciding what's worthy and what's not. The perfect example is GM, now Government Motors. It couldn't compete because of its unions, and how is that our problem? Bailing out GM is stealing money from every single non-union citizen in America.

I have farmers in my family but there is nothing sacred about farming. We pay several times the world price for sugar and some other commodities, because farming is thought to be virtuous. Why should ghetto children pay more for a Coke than they have to, to support rich corporate farmers?

One of the reasons for the success of capitalism is the failures of capitalism. Socialized industries never are allowed to fail, absent the very rare Thatcher. And so they drag on, with horrible performance, existing on the sweat and labor of others. This is a form of economic slavery.

Under capitalism the market tells a business when it's time to go, not politics.

I realize that politics will be with us always, but in a very real way politics is the antithesis of a meritocracy. Which is why so many people who are without merit love politics, as a shield against their own worthlessness.

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Leninka wrote: .....There is a very large and growing number of males and females in our population who have a hatred and envy for any woman upon whom a man bestows the fruits of his labor, whether they be a mistress, a daughter, or a stay-at-home mom living comfortably in the suburbs. I see this hatred in the faces of postal workers. I see this hatred in the faces of lawn mowers, and I even saw it in the faces of my spouse's co-workers, who knew that I was a stay-at-home wife. You hate my kind, and I can see you coming a mile away. Perhaps a Rosie O'Donnell is more your kind of gal.

Excellent Leninka, I would like to add that this hatred and envy comes from both sexes, as edited above; the utter jealousy and envy personally witnessed from those of "progressive" mindset towards those with more ability, stability, or traditional standards is astounding. Destabilization is their modus operandi, so these elments must be attacked in their minds. Oh, they want stability, don't get me wrong, but the stability they want comes from without, not from within.

Let us break it down in a sentence:

When you learn to feed off others, others are who you feed upon.

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Maybe I'm wasting my time, but here goes...

Okay trolls, listen up and maybe you'll learn something. Remember, you pride yourself on being open-minded, so pay attention.

I love rich people. I am not among them, but my standard of living and yours is much improved by them. First, throw out the fundamentally false Marxist principle that the rich only get rich by stealing from the poor. We have an economy that grows and increases in wealth. When free markets are unshackled by the government, you and I can both get a pay raise, a house, a car, or whatever without someone else having to get a pay cut, go homeless, or be forced to use public transportation. While you may lull yourself to sleep with the tired old mantra of "the rich are getting richer, and the poor are getting poorer," the truth is that when the rich get richer, the poor get employed and step on that first rung on the ladder to personal achievement and wealth. Now, if you're truly generous with your own resources, and some liberals are, then find a good charity that is accountable to use your money wisely and genuinely help somebody. If the government's efforts to end poverty actually worked, why are there still poor people 40 years and trillions of dollars into the war on poverty?

Now, here's why you should love rich people, too. They are the only ones who can afford new technologies and provide a market for them. The rich bought the first cars, the first televisions, were the first to have their houses air conditioned, to own color TVs (that used to be a status symbol as recently as the 80s), buy computers, and use cell phones. Because they created that first market, producers could manufacture more and better for progressively lower prices. Then these things became affordable to the rest of us. The same is true of life saving medical technologies. If you get your way and punish the rich out of conditioned resentment and envy, you ultimately strangle yourself. And those public officials through whom you punish the rich will always ensure they maintain for themselves a comfortable lifestyle which they will ration to you.

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Bravo, Blogunov, bravo.

I am not rich but I employ three people full time and three others part time. And every week someone asks if I have a job open. It's not that I'm wealthy but I understand how to give value for money for the work that we do.

And my life is made possible by the people whom I work with. I do not in any way consider my life to be a contest pitting me against the people whose paychecks I sign. I <i>welcome</i> these people into the pleasure of doing a good job in a worthwhile endeavor.

And when we get large check, I share the wealth.

Why not? They make my life possible.

And also, Troll, think of something else. You are limited by your own mind. My father's parents were the youngest children of two families in Kentucky and had to leave to survive. My mother's parents were dirt poor farmers. Mom was born on a homestead in New Mexico; her father in a covered wagon going to New Mexico. But it wasn't New Mexico then. Dad worked his way through college; Mom helped him. Both held down at least two jobs.

I am (cough, cough) well educated at the best school in the southwest. I have a great life. And it happened because my family just worked and lived. That's all. We never asked for anything but just worked and lived.

We were not limited by our own resentment and we tried to get rid of resentment because we instinctively understood that it led to slavery.

I hope that you can free yourself.

Read Leninka's bio. Or that of the other people here.

Your resentment is what is limiting your pleasure.

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Komissar Blogunov wrote: Maybe I'm wasting my time, but here goes...

Quite the opposite, Komissar Blogunov,

I'm sure your words will be heeded, if not now, then at some point in the near future. I believe I heard somewhere, I can't remember exactly when, that Bill Gates created more millionaires than just about anyone prior to him. Now, this will have to be taken as here say, because I don't have the facts in front of me. And take Steve Jobs of Apple, I wonder how many ships he has lifted on his rising tide, not to mention the value he has created in the lives of millions.

Yes, Steve Jobs is a terrible, filthy greedy person who just wants money, money, money, right? Never you mind his brilliance, his creativity, his ingenuity, and his ability to bring a company back from the brink. He's a horrible man who ought to give up more of what he earns for who? For irresponsible politicians who deem thirty million dollars for research on a mouse worthy, or over four billion for an arm of the Democratic party who have repeatedly committed voter fraud (ACORN)?. For already wealthy farmers in Minnesota? For you? Not you Komissar Blogunov--I mean the troll. You piece of lazy indolent slime!

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I think the troll is beautiful, if the troll can learn and discern truth. Even the beast found beauty.

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Good point, Leninka. As the capitalist criminal who runs America says, "Have you ever gone to a homeless person for a job?"

And RR, we can hope. If the troll(s?) is really open minded, he should come around.

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Commisar_Elliott's a nab wrote:HAI GAIZ WATZ GOING ON HEREZ!? I cam hear 4 allll repubelican stuph adn i juzt wont too say i suporrt u gaiz. I life in misssisssispppspi with my sister/wife ond we juzt luv McCain and BUsh. we shuld vot and mak Bush our Czar, or McCain. In meh opinioon McCain shulda went 4 many recountz ind cheet hiz wai in2 teh witehouze. Meh thnkz we shuld sned moar ppl to Iraq and invaid Iran to get moar ppl to bcome homless drunk veterans.
Nab, congratulations. Your spelling and rhetoric are above average for an angry liberal attempting to be clever and ironic (and they accuse us of holding negative stereotypes of others out of blind resentment and fear).

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Could one of the more equal comrades in the ways of digital imaging capture a still of Major Kong's final ride? I think it would make a great addition to the clip art available in the people's archive of images on the edit screeen, perhaps under "character off" category...

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A simple matter of Googling "Dr. Strangelove" and then clicking on "Images", but it's still effort and at the very least I think I should get Beet of the Week for my trouble.

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