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Disturbing news on the Homefront

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Comrades,

While for the past decade, the Nobel Prize winning Algore has talked ad-nausium about the consensus-proven Global Warming aka Climate Change we can believe in, there is some heresy being spewed forth.

The fact that Global Warming Deniers have a voice is troubling, however, when that source comes from our own back-yard, it's 1000% unacceptable.

Today, January 11th 2009, will go down as a day of blasphemy ... Pravda, the Peoples Paper, has claimed theres an impending "Ice-Age".

http://english.pravda.ru/science/earth/106922-0/

Chairman ... we must immediately force these Deniers back into the re-education camps.

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EDIT: It has come to my attention, that there is even more devious actions being taking in the Glorious USSA ... Google, the current evil of our time, is killing us.

Just read the facts here: http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol ... 489134.ece

Outrageous ... we need to shut down Google, to help heal the Earth.

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Not to worry, comrade Pewkov. The answer in both cases--global warming, global cooling--is "This is all some white industrial nation's fault, and can only be fixed by gutting the economy thereof through the establishment of a supra-national regulatory body, a world government, if you will, that will punish the transgressors, loot their treasuries to redistribute their ill-gotten gains, and create the rainbow farms and unicorn ranches that will allow Gaia to heal." Think happy thoughts, comrade.

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Thanks for the pick me up, Comrade Ivan.

The fact that these Deniers have a voice is troubling ... however, what really chaps me, is the fact that this is published in "Our Paper" ... Pravda.

I can't believe these Deniers have infiltrated our backyard.

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Perhaps the "impending Ice Age" they speak of is simply a return to the glorious days of the "Cold War".

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BLASPHEMY!!!! We must immediately bow down and pray to the Goracal, I think he is counting the money Idiots sent to himthese are just lies congered up by Evil Rethuglicans. How could these Rethuglcans have infiltrated our beloved peoples Pravda.

We should Immediately send some of theworthless excuses for humans laid off NYT reporters, so we can again have the lies the truth on our front steps!!!

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Betinov wrote:Not to worry, comrade Pewkov. The answer in both cases--global warming, global cooling--is "This is all some white industrial nation's fault, and can only be fixed by gutting the economy thereof through the establishment of a supra-national regulatory body, a world government, if you will, that will punish the transgressors, loot their treasuries to redistribute their ill-gotten gains, and create the rainbow farms and unicorn ranches that will allow Gaia to heal." Think happy thoughts, comrade.
Yes, Brain in a Jar, yes indeed. The first rule of a progressive is that actions don't have consequences. No matter what happens, <i>it's the fault of white people</i>. And white straight people--I want an out here, you know, for the time when a few things about some actions at the Rancho happen to work their way out.

Problem: The world is getting warmer. Solution: Scream at rich white people and take their money and tell them what to do.
Problem: The world is getting colder. Solution: Scream at rich white people and take their money and tell them what to do.

Red Star, do not worry about what Rethuglicans say. The MSM will ignore it. There is only one national paper which even tries to do journalism and it is the WSJ, and only rich white people read it which implies that it's completely untrustworthy and that the copy boys are indentured servants.

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Thank you for your Wisdom and Kind Words, Fearless leader. It is always rich White people who are at fault we know this.

By the by I told some proles what you said, this is Tofu eat it, the complied and ask for seconds. I let my GoonsHighly trained Government Troopers beat them up because they were stupid

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Since I wrote that I have found a way to improve the taste of tofu. Use it to soak up oil spills. It adds nutritional value to the tofu, not to mention taste, and gets rid of the oil.

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Impending Ice Age? You bet! Why is it that no one listens to the wisdom of the Motherland's voice! While bushitler's actions were fully responsible for aggitating the masses - and therefor: global overheating, the presence of The One on the political scene can only have the opposite effect... global "coolness"... grab a Cool, light up! Save the Earth! Emmulate the actions of our new leader! He's trying to tell you something!

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PS - Remember - No hoarding fuel oil! Uncle Hugo already has your name and will support you durring this trying economic time! Trust the State!

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Global cooling is global warming and global warming is global cooling. It is essentially the same problem and all problems have one root: rich white people -- rich white people who have yet to surrender their wallets, soul and property to the Party, mind you.

With that said, everyone on this thread gets an A+ for identifying the problem -- only myself and Commissar Theocritus get to keep the A+ while everyone else has to redistribute their A+ to those Comrades who failed to answer the question correctly. It is only fair.

Now then, the problem -- rich white people -- has been identified yet the problem remains: the world is getting warmer and freezing temperatures is the immediate result. How do we go about fixing this problem the Progressive humanist way?

First we examine the steps:

1 - Deny the reality of the situation (check)

2 - Find a scapegoat (check)

3 - Damn the scapegoats to Hell (check)

4 - Have the impressionable masses damn the scapegoats to Hell (double check)

5 - Ask for necessary powers to bring about Social/Economic Justice (soon-to-be checked)

World Government is the only solution! We need to bring the People's of the World together under the glorious banner of cooperation, understanding and mutual respect for one another -- except for white people who are the primary reason why the glorious banner of cooperation, understanding and mutual respect for one another was never achieved. We will also need to bestow certain powers -- extraordinary powers, if you will -- on a central nation who will oversee the building of our new World Government. I nominate the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

We will also need a Climate Czar here in America to help push us toward our World Government:


Washington Times wrote:Obama climate czar has socialist ties

Stephen Dinan (Contact)

Until last week, Carol M. Browner, President-elect Barack Obama's pick as global warming czar, was listed as one of 14 leaders of a socialist group's Commission for a Sustainable World Society, which calls for "global governance" and says rich countries must shrink their economies to address climate change.

By Thursday, Mrs. Browner's name and biography had been removed from Socialist International's Web page, though a photo of her speaking June 30 to the group's congress in Greece was still available.

Socialist International, an umbrella group for many of the world's social democratic political parties such as Britain's Labor Party, says it supports socialism and is harshly critical of U.S. policies.

The group's Commission for a Sustainable World Society, the organization's action arm on climate change, says the developed world must reduce consumption and commit to binding and punitive limits on greenhouse gas emissions.

Mr. Obama, who has said action on climate change would be a priority in his administration, tapped Mrs. Browner last month to fill a new position as White House coordinator of climate and energy policies. The appointment does not need Senate confirmation. [Snip]

Full Article Link: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/200 ... list-ties/

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Nansky dear, certainly we need a climate czar. And I think that this climate czar ought to have (1) subpoena powers, (2) the ability to impose penalties and fines without judicial action; (3) jackbooted thugs. In other words, we need Janet Reno back.

Or someone just like Janet Reno. What about having Dr. Strangelove transplant the brain of Carol M. Browner into a Disney Animitronics figure so she can lead the shock troops?

In New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson has so embraced the green religion that if you use a gas-powered weed eater around your pumping unit, you must have the "mobile source" emissions paperwork in order. What a man.

Soon it will be a capital crime to use a leaf blower.

But it will always be legal to use ethanol to power your three-ton SUV because starving Mexicans doesn't bother Progressives. Mexicans are only important to Progressives on election day.

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Comrades,

If I apply lots of fake tan forever from now on or the silver-based solution that made possible the book Black Like Me, can I escape blame?

Were I to become bisexual, would my guiltshare be effectively halved?

I am, of course, happy to have my A+s redistributed to those more deserving, which is everyone. Until I get my mail-order SKS (I need to hurry up).

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Nansky, I took a nap and I had a screaming nightmare wonderful blissful dream. Just why are you being so nice to me, being the only person, other than your exalted self, to keep the A+? Is is possible that you want some, er, service for this?

....Bruno. Bruno! Get the fake passports and pack light. REAL light. We're going over the Chihuahuan desert down to Machu Pichu where that hag can't find us. Hurry, damn it! She might fly by on her broom any time.

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Stalin use to have a way with people, Theocritus. He was a very nice man to those he adored. So nice, in fact, he would sometimes summon them from their Dachas and their Socialist fiefdoms in order to live and be with him in glorious Moscow center. They would live like princes in Kremlin apartments. They would dine like Tsars and laugh and drink all day and all night… All under the careful observation of Stalin, of course. All with the fear that the wrong move might offend the generosity and fragile sensibilities of their host. Living in the Kremlin, although grand and luxurious, was more of a curse than a blessing.

Theocritus… Would you and Bruno like to come live with me in my palatial Georgetown townhouse? Hmm? Hillary lives right next door to me, too, and we can have lots and lots of fun together! Would you like that? Would you like to be summoned to Washington to serve the Party or would you like to remain comfortable in your Socialist fiefdom?

Don't insult me again, Theocritus, and I just might let you remain comfortable at your ranch. Or… You and Bruno can come to D.C and help collect my toenail clippings with your ass cheeks. I'll let you sleep on it.

Tootles,

Nancy

P.S. -- Members of Congress love to travel, Theocritus. Don't make me have to send Maxine Waters somewhere exotic to fetch you and dear, dear Bruno.

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Years ago I caught most of the Australian movie Children of the Revolution, which involves a lot of Stalin talk and whatnot. I liked it. Here's someone's asessment:
Synopsis and Comment

COTR is a bizzare political satire, comedy and farce which is directed and written by Peter Duncan. Judy Davis stars as a ‘dead-set' Stalinist named Joan Fraser who is desparately trying to kick-start a communist revolution in Australia. Joan believes all negative commentry about Stalin to be propaganda and is constantly trying to get her point through to her ‘comrade' party members who are not half as excited about a revolution as she is. Joans hard-nosed dedication leads her to get kicked out of movie theatres, where Joan is standing on her seat yelling because the movie was supposedly peddling propaganderist ideas, and workplaces where she is trying to gain the support of the workforce by preaching communist ideas to people while they are working. She writes to ‘Uncle' Joseph Stalin almost everyday and her relationship with her supossed boyfriend is constantly on the backburner because she is always too wrapped up in the revolution to spare anything for him.

When Stalin (F.Murray Abraham) gets around to reading Joans letters he is compelled to sit in a room for three days going through the back catalogue which had built up. After these days pass Stalin walks out of his office and says,' Three days ago I felt like an old man now I feel like a young woman'. Stalin promptly invites Joan to Moscow. When she arrives Stalin has arranged a dinner party where in a bizzare sequence there is drinking, singing, dancing and horseplay which all ends up with Joan sleeping with him then shortly after, he dies.

Joan is confused when a double agent named David Hoyle(Sam Neill) and everyone else is his office is happy about Stalins death. She returns to Australia and discovers that she is pregnant with Stalins child. For the sake of the child Joan asks her old boyfriend Zackery Welch(Geoffrey Rush) to be the father and marry her. Joe Welch(Richard Roxburg) grows up along-side his mother through a series of rallies and visits to jail.

Joe ends up serving time in jail for refusing to fight in the Vietnam war where he develops a taste for facism when he starts reading books about history and politics. In another bizzare turn of events he ends up gaining support from the police, gaining political leverage and public approval rating. He ends up basicly becoming another Joseph Stalin.

I quite enjoyed this movie in the end. It took a little time to slip into Peter Duncans brand of twisted comedy which at first I found a bit ridiculous. This is a very original movie as I don't believe I have seen anything quite like it before. Duncans style of story-telling becomes fun and enguaging as unexpected comic twists lend themselves to a bizzare sense of humour. I don't think COTR was ever meant a very serious viewer in the general movie going public, but more for the one who doesn't mind their intelligence being ridiculed by excessive acting and seemingly silly comedy.

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Nansky, dear, do not trouble yourself about Bruno and me. I just love to labor here on the Rancho. Bruno and I work <i>endlessly</i> for the Progressive World of Next Tuesday. In fact we are now just making the Nancy Pelosi Memorial Sheep Dip Trough, all for your honor.

Do you think it's a good idea for dear Maxine Waters to come down here? She's one of our prize jewels of the Revolution to come, but bear in mind that I'm not all that far from the Mexican border, and the descendants of Pancho Villa roam the hills not that far away. They spent a lot of time hunting wild pigs, for the sport of it, and also to eat, and I'm not sure that Maxine would be safe here. Don't you agree?

And you <i>need</i> Maxine up there to help you. You need to have her with Our Many Titted Empress for your wild parties in which you cast curses on capitalist pigs.

What would your can-can line be without Maxine? I cannot imaging you and Hill doing the can-can--kick, step, kick, step--without Maxine. Do tell her though to put on her underwear next time. Bruno is still traumatized.

So, no, dear Nansky, I think that the state of the nation will be better if you keep Maxine right there.

By the way, your Bentley is still in the driveway without the doors or the wheels. I know that you sat in it for a week saying, "I am the pilot of the ship of state, and drive me to Washington." But, dear Nancy, there is quite a mess on the seat. Shall I have the Bentley delivered to you?

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Remember comrades that true believers no longer use the crass, dated term "global warming". We are now threatened by Catastrophic Global Climate Change™ which means basically, whatever the weather, rich, greedy white people who aren't Progressives are responsible.

By being Progressive and by being really, truly concerned about Mother Gaia's fragile climate, you too can fly around the world in a private jet, live in a ginormous, energy sucking mansion (or several) and ride around in chauffeur driven luxury vehicles while lecturing the proles about how much their over- consumption is destroying the environment.

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And it's good cover too. This year Bishop Gianfranco Girotti, head of the Vatican body that oversees confessions and plenary indulgences, let fly with seven new deadly sins:

1. Drug Abuse.
2. Morally debatable experimentation.
3. Environmental pollution
4. Causing poverty
5. Social inequality and injustice
6. Genetic manipulation
7. Accumulating excessive wealth.

I see that the Vatican is progressive now too.


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I try really hard to have respect for the Catholic church for a goodly number of my friends, whom I love and respect, are Catholic. I even dated a man who is a priest, before of course he took the cloth. We're still good friends. Just because I don't see it doesn't mean that there's nothing there. Except moonbats. There <i>is</i> nothing there.

But this came out just before the pope said that if you support, either by going or contributing to, the Australian youth games, you'll be granted an indulgence.

Er, what about taking care of the pedophile priests first?

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Comrades,

With the exception of Republicans, gun owners, religion clingers, military members, people who make and reinvest profits, and those who exhale, we're all equally progressive, even Catholics.

(1) They have the Old and New Testaments; we have the Washington Post and New York Times (but maybe for not much longer).

(2) They have saints of all sorts; we have FDR, Malcolm X, Lenin, Castro, Jimmy Carter, and Paul Krugman.

(3) They have miracles to believe in, like Jesus walking on water; we have Ted Kennedy breathing in water, unlike Mary Jo Kopechne, which is why Teddy is a progressive saint, too.

But maybe Muslims are more progressive than others.

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I'm an agnostic but have been to various churches out of curiosity (and other reasons) and have friends and family who belong to various religions (including atheism) and denominations. Catholics are fine in my book.
[progressivism on]

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[off]I have no problems with Catholics. I do have increasing problems with the Vatican. Damn it, before you go moonbat, control the priests! I would posit that the ultimate "social inequality" is a priest molesting an altar boy.

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Yes, rein those bastards in. There seems to be a lot of dumping grounds for them. Some years ago it was (if my memory is right) an Inuit village in Alaska. Then there are other countries where such actions might cause less outrage.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:And it's good cover too. This year Bishop Gianfranco Girotti, head of the Vatican body that oversees confessions and plenary indulgences, let fly with seven new deadly sins:

1. Drug Abuse.
2. Morally debatable experimentation.
3. Environmental pollution
4. Causing poverty
5. Social inequality and injustice
6. Genetic manipulation
7. Accumulating excessive wealth.

I see that the Vatican is progressive now too.
Image This could be so much fun to pick apart point by point. By my reckoning, Al Gore is guilty of at least six of these seven points. I'm not sure if he's participated in or advocated "genetic manipulation". I'm also not too sure of whether the limited amount of toking up he admitted to doing in his younger days counts as drug abuse.

Causing poverty is an interesting choice since it seems to me that the very systems and people who represent themselves as good and caring do the most to create and perpetuate poverty and misery. How many wretched, impoverished, third world hell holes also have thriving free market economies and limited governments that operate by law rather than the dictates of whomever happens to be in charge at the moment? For that matter, how many social welfare programs in "first world" countries actually lift people out of poverty and squalor and encourage them to leave government "care" and join productive society as reasonably self-sufficient, responsible individuals?

And sorry but "accumulating excessive wealth"? This comes from the Vatican? Yeah... pot, meet kettle!
For that matter, show me a prominent leftist who doesn't live a lifestyle that most average folks would consider lavish. I guess there must be a few somewhere but none come to mind right off hand. It seems that most of my adult life I've been lectured to by materially comfortable or even out-right wealthy people on how we proles were all too greedy and materialistic and they were the true voice of the common person come to save us from ourselves.

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Commissar M, the Vatican is of course being hypocritical, but what is new in that? What I find fascinating is that with this they have thrown over the idea of tending to people's immortal souls, which they say they believe in, to garner favor with trendy secular people.

This is the final capitulation of the Vatican and when I read it I knew that they would provide no resistance to radical Islam. This is its death rattle.

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I wonder if we'll see the development of a Catholic schism as with the Episcopalians (I think it is), where the African churches are severing ties with the secular progressive North American churches.

I've read that the Catholic Church is losing members in Latin America to proselytizing Protestant churches fuelled by inspiration and dollars. Islam is apparently growing in Latin America (granted, this is a pro-infection/Islamization site but lots of links to read, if you wish) too, though some guy disagrees and commenters note the claims about the (BBC article) Three Borders area.

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The Mormons are making inroads among the Catholics in South America, and the priests are doing whatever they can to stop them. The Mormons preach self-reliance and work, and the villages that go to Salt Lake City are soon the richest ones around, which clarifies the mind.

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I would posit that the ultimate "social inequality" is a priest molesting an altar boy.

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Actually, priests don't molest children as often as school teachers. The U.S. Department of Education has said that 10% of all children have been sexually abused in some way at school. If you halve the number of teacher-abused children, you get about 16,000 cases per year.

If you multiply by 5 (to account for unreported cases) the number of priests committing sexual abuse on children, that would come to about 50,000 allegations over a 50 year period. So, about 1,000 per year.

So even with the wildly skewed numbers from above, the number of teacher-molested children far outnumbers the priest-molested children.

If you want to save kiddies from being molested, home school them.

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{off}There is more rape in prison, in absolute terms and not per capita, than on the streets. If you discount what the Democrats are doing to America.

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as with the Episcopalians (I think it is), where the African churches are severing ties with the secular progressive North American churches.

Yep. It's us Whiskeypalians that are experiencing this fun little romp.

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And divvying up buildings, too, nicht wahr? And you have the Right Reverend Rowan Williams, who said that he could see Britain having Sharia law.

Why bother with the congregations tearing themselves apart when the Anglican Primate is there to do it for you?

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Yep. It's us Whiskeypalians that are experiencing this fun little romp.

Comrade Ivan Betinov,

While there might be all manner of problems, I think the root problem is the Sarah Palin influence, if cleverly concealed by an intentional suspicion-averting spelling flaw. Just purge her. The media will lend a hand, probably even for free: they can crush Palin again and maybe even a whole denomination.

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Comrade Ivan Betinov, I hope you're not directly involved in the actual to-and-fro.

There are plenty of Mormon missionaries in Japan, but I don't think they're very successful. Japanese are doing OK by themselves (well, gross national indebtedness and demographics aside) and Mormonism is rather demanding: tithing (yes?) and no smoking, coffee, tea (yes?), alcohol; there are almost no Japanese left. In the Paul Theroux book The Happy Isles of Oceania, a good travel book read, he notes that the Mormons have been very successful in gaining converts throughout the Pacific, probably using Hawaii as a starting point.
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All this talk about the People's Opiate has got me jonesin'. I got me a gauge full of progressivism, jack, and it's gonna make me feel fine. Anyone able to tie me off?


 
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