Comrades:

(File in Category 38; Pay no attention to what's really happening series)

As you can see from my amended avatar, I have once again promoted myself been promoted by the collective, this time to an even greater level of authority. I shall be appearing as the Senior Political Analyst on MSLSD News starting next week. Be sure to tune in for all my latest thoughts and other really important stuff I have to say.

The date, June 26, 2013 - North Attleboro, Massachusetts - The sleepy town of North Attleboro was once again stirred to semi-consciousness by the sound of news helicopters buzzing over the now former Patriots tight end's (whatever that is) home in an exclusive neighborhood just west of the high voltage transmission power lines off Landry Avenue.

It was just before 9 AM and your intrepid reporter was gathering nuts and beet greens in a neighbor's yard when copters began flying overhead. I thought nothing of it at the time since they had been lurking in the area for a week watching and waiting for something news worthy to happen. But this morning was different. Soon police cruisers were rushing by on the highway and sirens could be heard in the distance. I decided to investigate.

At the Hernandez home, I found the police escorting the ex-Patriot to a patrol car. (NAPD #32) Cameras clicked and flashers flashed as the suspect was quickly whisked off to the police station for booking. Other reporters appeared dejected and disappointed that there hadn't been a shoot out or something dramatic to get on tape, but I, your humble Investigative Reporter wanted to dig more deeply into the mystery.

Gathering my Investigative Reporter's equipment I made my way toward the center of the commotion. The police station was surrounded by TV camera tripods, news up-link trucks, cars full of gawking proles, and police directing traffic. I established a position in a nearby tree and began taking notes. When I awoke, everyone had gone home. I packed up once again and returned to my news headquarters to bring you, my loyal comrade buddies, the news you won't find anywhere else.

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NECN News wrote:Police arrested Patriots Tight End Aaron Hernandez Wednesday morning, taking him from his North Attleboro, Mass. home in handcuffs.

The arrest comes more than a week after a Boston semi-pro football player, Odin Lloyd, was found dead in an industrial park a mile from Hernandez's house. Lloyd's death was ruled a homicide.

It is unknown at this point what charges Hernandez may face.

He was booked at the North Attleboro Police Station and he will be arraigned at Attleboro District Court.

The New England Patriots say they've released tight end Aaron Hernandez "following his arrest in the investigation of a homicide" in nearby North Attleboro. The move came a few hours after Hernandez was taken from his home in handcuffs.

Quite a simple trail, I am presuming: if he is racist Rethuglican, he is GUILTY AS DEEN!

If he is Progressive, loyal Party Member Democratic, he is free to leave like INNOCENT CLINTON'S.

Carry on Craptek.

Dear Craptek,

Excellent citizen journalism on your part! Very thorough. You are entitled to a million dollar bonus!

Fraulein,

Surely you know that Deen did mucho to support His Oliness. Now she is being thrown under the proverbial bus. Yes, Progs eat their own! That's the Prog way!

Regarding Hernandez: It doesn't matter if he is innocent or guilty, like Zimmerman. What matters is how each of them can be used to further our agenda. Whether it be a diversion, as Craptek suggests, or something of actual substance, like innocence or guilt, rather pointless actually. What counts is how they can be used.

While Zimmerman can be used as a white-on-black crime, regardless of his Hispanic origins, Hernandez can be used as a lever to tilt the American public toward an aversion to the NFL, a traditional American pastime, with the intent to demolish it.

I find it ironic that both of these guys are Hispanic while Amnesty forges ahead!

But then, that's just me. What do I know? I'm just a Prog.

(Diversion 887.6Y) Squirrel Island Discovered in Lake Michigan



(Diversion 887.6Z) Man With Three Asses Gives One To Assless Man



(Diversion 887.7A) Vladimir_Scratchanitch Wins Beet Beating Contest - Honored By Vladimir Putin



(Diversion 887.7B) Comrade Putout Begins Plus-Size Modeling Career in Europe


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Most Glorious commendations for excellent work Comrade Putout! You have come full circle in the fight against Rethuglikkkan hate! May we be a vassal of your court in the new glorious world of Marxism? -Supreme Commander of Thread Jacking & Stuffed Mice Toys™

Excellent, Putout, er, I mean output, yeah, that's it! Output! Putout!Putout! You're blowing me away with your expertise. I beg you to use me in your next um, er usage of images, only if you want to, of course. All I got is my head, what else do you need?

Comrade Putout wrote:
(Diversion 887.7B) Comrade Putout Begins Plus-Size Modeling Career in Europe

OUTSTANDING! I gotta hand it to you. I am feeling pretty darned lucky now, assuming you are 21 years old.

Hey, Scratchananitch,

Have some respect for someone you don't know the age of. You could be quite surprised!

Try to see the darling human being saying something regardless of age. Most times, they are saying something universal.

Comradette Putout is an exemplary example of this. Pay attention to her. She is not stupid. And, she has great courage!

Pamalinsky wrote:Hey, Scratchananitch,

Have some respect for someone you don't know the age of. You could be quite surprised!

Try to see the darling human being saying something regardless of age. Most times, they are saying something universal.

Comradette Putout is an exemplary example of this. Pay attention to her. She is not stupid. And, she has great courage!

HUH? If you are serious, then you don't know about the running joke we have going from a previous thread.

I am serious and I don't know about the previous thread. So sorry. Really! I feel so stupid, now.

Pamalinsky wrote:I am serious and I don't know about the previous thread. So sorry. Really! I feel so stupid, now.

Aw that's OK. I did that here a long time ago. Somebody was playing such a perfect nasty Communist that he pissed me off. I sure had egg on my face when I finally figgered out it was THE MOTIF here.

The running joke started in WANTED: Empty Chair

What Comrade Vladimir fails to appreciate is that Comrade Scratch might be ambidextrous. Two fisted drinkers usually are two handed beaters.

I stand corrected.

Expel The Red States wrote:What Comrade Vladimir fails to appreciate is that Comrade Scratch might be ambidextrous. Two fisted drinkers usually are two handed beaters.

Yes indeed, I AM ambidextrous. As a child, I was trained as a piano player. I had hoped that skill would land me in a lucrative career as a concert pionoist peeananist peonist piano player. Or at least a job playing piano in a whore house.

I found LOTS of things I could do with either hand. I broke my right arm once and never missed a meal because of it.

Isn't that great?

You are awesome, dear Scratch!

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote: pionoist peeananist peonist

Please use caution. We don't want this forum full of Anthony Weiner supporters.

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote: pionoist peeananist peonist

Please use caution. We don't want this forum full of Anthony Weiner supporters.

I saw that You Tube of Weiner's weener. It was pretty darned pathetic. I wonder if it's still around?
I went looking. Turns out it he did this on Twitter. This seems to be a good story on that-

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/16/anthony-weiner-resigns-scandal_n_878161.html

Yep, seems he has a firm lead in the current poles. He will be hard to beat. And so on ....

Comrade Putout,

I am honored that this image has been located in one of my topic threads. Roll over and I'll get the peanut oil.

Comrade Putout wrote:

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Comrade Putout- As much as I would LUV to do that, the Scratchanitch is scared shitless that his wife AND Pamalinsky have their beady eyeballs on him. And they know damned well how my crusty old fart brain works. (pretty much like it did in 1964 except zero ability to follow through).

So, alas you will *NOT* be getting a back rub, front rub, or any rub from the Scratch.

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And the Dirty Old Communist Award goes to....

[color=#C0392B]Captain Craptek[/color] respectfully wrote:Comrade Putout,

I am honored that this image has been located in one of my topic threads. Roll over and I'll get the peanut oil.

You owe me a massage already!

Comrade Hernandez enters prison as a "tight end", he will leave as a wide "receiver"...

And in between he'll get to experience that for which the Supreme Court of the United Soviet States of America voted so victoriously!

It is all part of his patriotic duty, comrades. I'm sure that, like Comrade-Future-Mayor Weiner, he'll be up for it.

So true, comrade, but I fear that current propaganda revealing the candidate Weiner's campaign is going soft, and he lacks the drive needed...he may have to pull out prematurely.

[color=#C0392B]Vladimir_Scratchanitch[/color] bravely wrote:
Comrade Putout- As much as I would LUV to do that, the Scratchanitch is scared shitless that his wife AND Pamalinsky have their beady eyeballs on him. And they know damned well how my crusty old fart brain works. (pretty much like it did in 1964 except zero ability to follow through).

So, alas you will *NOT* be getting a back rub, front rub, or any rub from the Scratch.

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And the Dirty Old Communist Award goes to....

So this massage studio is just a figment of your/my imagination?!

Comrade Putout wrote:So this massage studio is just a figment of your/my imagination?!

Well, yes as a matter of fact, that is a pretty good representation of my imagination. Especially see Pamalinsky on the wall. If you had a picture of my wife, you would have a pretty good picture of my imagination, alright.

My wife after she gets back from church Saturday. And Sunday. (She goes to both)

Bigger Version [img]https://[/img]

40 years ago, she was cute and sexy and fun. What the hell happened?

Tovarichi wrote:Comrade Hernandez enters prison as a "tight end", he will leave as a wide "receiver"...

Ouch! Ewe! That's gotta hurt! (Nice wordplay Tovi)

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I want everybody to notice that Vladimir Scratchanitch is absolutely mute. Which is an amazing skill developed through the years- Mrs Scratchanitch is sort of like a puppet. I say nothing. My mouth doesn't move. The entire conversation comes from Mrs Scratchanitch, interrupted only occasionally with "Ain't that right Vlady?"

By the way, Mrs Scratchanitch sez you are a "brazen little young hussy".

Ha! Nice try at deflection, Vlad. I don't believe that for a second!

Pamalinsky wrote:Ha! Nice try at deflection, Vlad. I don't believe that for a second!

deflection? Now I am catching HE double-toothpicks from the eyeball witness? Just look at that poor miserable old phart. Trying to stay out of trouble but I still get the blame?

Which leads to a graphic I created several years ago. The absolute truth-

Yeah, Vlad,

According to my sources, you never have met your wife until you meet her in court.

I really hate this but, it's true so many times.

Sorry, Comrade.

Pamalinsky wrote:Yeah, Vlad,

According to my sources, you never have met your wife until you meet her in court.

I really hate this but, it's true so many times.

Sorry, Comrade.

*SIGH* Yes, in real life I had that wonderful experience in 1985- 1987. The 3 year long divorce.

Never in my life have I ever seen so much CYA. It's a new phenomenon!

Well, maybe not. It's now so much in all our faces! Ick!