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DO NOT PANIC

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Dear Brothers and Sisters,

Please DO NOT PANIC. Everything will be fine. I have been in contact with colleagues in England through the Global Front for Healthcare, and they assure me that one of our most important party members will pull through. Of course, I am talking of Comrade Madonna! She did indeed fall from her horse, and was rushed to the finest Hospital in England for care from the finest physicians in the land. Of course, she was afforded the same glorious treatment all of Britains' citizens enjoy from the humane and socialized Healthcare System.

So rest easy comrades. All is well.


Conspiracy Theorist
I have it on the highest authority, from an anonymous source, that "Madonna" was indeed engaging in "Catherine the Great"-style sexual deviance when the horse fell upon her. Luckily, she is in good shape and survived. Luckily, her enormous private parts also broke the horse's fall, and he is fine as well.


 
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