Our Lonely Heroic Space Traveler Laika needs the support of The People! She has been our sole Guardian in Space, keeping vigil on all extraterrestrial threats that could endanger our Revolution! Her Space Station is in dire need of re-fit! Join The Cause & give until it hurts! Attend the benefit concert for Laika, The R.O.C.K. Opera, ANARCHY FOR THE USSA! Tickets still available on TicketCzar! 5,000 rubles per ticket, 2 tickets for 10,000 rubles! Pay-per-View via Tin Foil Hat, 150 rubles! Space in Space is very limited (Space Station max capacity 12).

Stars appearing will be;

East German sensation Heino will be performing its groundbreaking concept album Liebe Mutter in its entirety!!!

Oh what a Star-Studded gala it will be Comrade Ing! She's (or He's) quite the Progressive Good Looker too! They have a "Pink Floyd" kind of feel don't they?

These spectacular new artists have just signed on to appear!Plus, Russian SuperStar sensations..

Where is the Cuban Armpit Trio?

Dedhedvedev wrote:Where is the Cuban Armpit Trio?

Their agent Talent Commissar is looking over the contract now Comrade..stand by for an update soon.

It is rumored that Comrade Cantigas de Roda will not only be present in person, he will also be offering free prostate cancer screenings between sets, or perhaps behind the sets, on Day 2 of the Benefit Festival.

https://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscar ... sing-space

Soviet Mike Komsomolets wrote:https://www.vanityfair.com/online/oscar ... sing-space

So, more dogs in space?

Che' Ramie wrote:Oh what a Star-Studded gala it will be Comrade Ing! She's (or He's) quite the Progressive Good Looker too! They have a "Pink Floyd" kind of feel don't they?

DO not define HEINO! IT is that progressive!

Hmmm..It appears I've struck a musical reactionary note Comrade Ing...nothing personal...just wondering what type of music they pattern after..apparently..they have their own pattern.

Any word from Autobahn?

Comrades,

To help get you in the spirit of things, try this lovely collection from The Red Army Choir.


The loyal prog who posted this Youtube audio received much praise. Some comments from grateful comrades:

1)Thank you! someone know's something in this ass kissing capitalism world! Hail the motherland!

2)...capitalism killed much more people and it continues to do so. ww1, ww2, iraq, afghanistan, libya, imperialist conquest of africa, india, china, americas. starvation, dieing of curable illness, slavery, racism, all for the profit of a minority. it also kills wild life and our entire planet! communist try to put an end to all that misery! the blame for all the dead really is on capitalism!

Captain Craptek wrote:Comrades,

To help get you in the spirit of things, try this lovely collection from The Red Army Choir.

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The loyal prog who posted this Youtube audio received much praise. Some comments from grateful comrades:

1)Thank you! someone know's something in this ass kissing capitalism world! Hail the motherland!

2)...capitalism killed much more people and it continues to do so. ww1, ww2, iraq, afghanistan, libya, imperialist conquest of africa, india, china, americas. starvation, dieing of curable illness, slavery, racism, all for the profit of a minority. it also kills wild life and our entire planet! communist try to put an end to all that misery! the blame for all the dead really is on capitalism!

Unfortunately Captain My Captain Craptek, there is not enough room in the Laika shuttle or on board Laika's Orbiting Dacha to house the entire North Korean People's Army Choir...although for a nominal fee...I'm confident that a recorded version of their Top Hits could be played at the benefit!

INGSOC wrote:Any word from Autobahn?

I believe they have a prior committment Ing...still waiting to hear from their Talent Commissar.

The Laika Shuttle has been working overtime to transport the instruments for the concert.
It appears that the zero-gravity compensators are malfunctioning again...all the more reason to carry on with the benefit so Laika can work & live in comfort.

Lev Termen wrote:It is rumored that Comrade Cantigas de Roda will not only be present in person, he will also be offering free prostate cancer screenings between sets, or perhaps behind the sets, on Day 2 of the Benefit Festival.

Ha ha..it is good indeed to see that Comrade de Roda has at least for the festival, sanitized his index finger for his fingering (of his guitar).

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I DENOUNCE this ethinc cleansing of Comrade (and co-defendant) ROCK's family and relatives!

Indeed, Comrade (and co-defendant) Tovarichi! Obviously a capitalist Rethuglikkkan genocide!

The horror... the horror...

Meanwhile, the girls and I are still waiting for you in the judge's chambers at the court house... just sayin'...

Will there be.....


dancing?

Yes Comrade Menace..there will be dancing! Dance, Dance, Dance!!