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We urge all out progressive readers to sign our petition calling on Donald Trump to stop his reactionary support of private charities, stop being generous, and let the state take care of people!

The state always is there to help the oppressed and the downtrodden. Donald Trump's theatrics include handing a scholarship for the former Miss Wisconsin's son, flying an ill boy, giving a simple bus driver money, and giving donations to veteran groups. Instead, Mr. Trump should consider expanding government services, where thousands of caring bureaucrats can help the toiling masses according to their massive needs.

It is a well-known fact that the government knows our needs and can take a better care of us than we could ever do it ourselves. A shining example of government generosity are EBT cards that can be used at Papa Murphy's, KFC, Subway, Burger King and Jack in the Box.

A bigger, better, and stronger government will make sure you and your children will never see the capitalist bogeyman steal your wages, food, healthcare, contraceptives, and other human rights.

A government big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take away everything from capitalists and redistribute it to you for free.

If you want that, you must stop Trump!

Well said comrade hammer! If you give to charity, this means you have posessions. If you have posessions, this means you stole from the collective!

Minitrue wrote:Well said comrade hammer! If you give to charity, this means you have posessions. If you have posessions, this means you stole from the collective!

It is true comrade. Where does he get his money from? We know he cannot be bought.

Comrade Trump's generosity knows no bounds!

He gave the campaigns of Cruz, Clinton, and Sanders each a vehicle for transporting their candidates around the various states


all were Toyotas with the "enhanced acceleration" package...

Comrade Minitrue wrote:Well said comrade hammer! If you give to charity, this means you have posessions. If you have posessions, this means you stole from the collective!

Alternately, I sometimes roll homeless people and give what I take from them to other homeless people. As long as you can give things you steal from one needy person to another needy person within five minutes, it's sort of like the 15 second rule when you drop food. Would you throw away perfectly good food? Would you eat perfectly good stolen things?

Wait... That made more sense when I was working it through in my head. But you know what I mean. I know you do, which is slightly disturbing.

SMO

Here's another Trump act of generosity but DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THIS. We have to make Trump look really mean, not nice, so people won't vote for him.

'Donald Trump Shows Kindness To A Little Girl With Bone Disease'

Yes but does Trump have a bogel for the glotch?

Red Walrus wrote:

Yes but does Trump have a bogel for the glotch?

Upon review of this video, The Stierlitz would like to comment that Heidi Cruz looks like a combination of Greta van Susteren and Ellen DeGeneres.

I know I'm not worthy of posting anything significant, but I'll try it anyway. This is what cancer looks like.

droid1 wrote:I know I'm not worthy of posting anything significant, but I'll try it anyway. This is what cancer looks like.

~Image of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan Removed~

Droid, here is the latest amendment to our Party Rulebook by His Majesty Red Square:

THEREFORE, HERE ARE THE RULES:

No trashing or misrepresenting of candidates is allowed.

You can praise those you like all you want, but please leave the negativity outside of the Cube where it belongs.

If you can't make a witty, intellectual, and positive comment about your candidate without trashing his opponent, you can always go to Facebook, Reddit, or any of the other outlets where that kind of material will be better suited.

[highlight=#ffff00]No posts that insult, diminish, misrepresent, or disrespect a candidate or his supporters are allowed. Any such posts will be deleted, so don't even bother. If that doesn't help, I will close the thread for comments. [/highlight]

If that doesn't help, I will have to freeze the entire Cube until the general election because I can't possibly monitor all threads and argue potentially thousands of talking points that paid pundits make every day about each of the candidates. There are many great discussion forums for that. The People's Cube is a different animal - and I'd like to keep it that way.

Oops...Firing squad should be ready to fire as we speak. My only explanation, me no speak inglish :)

Comrade Stierlitz wrote:

droid1 wrote:I know I'm not worthy of posting anything significant, but I'll try it anyway. This is what cancer looks like.

~Image of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan Removed~

Droid, here is the latest amendment to our Party Rulebook by His Majesty Red Square:

THEREFORE, HERE ARE THE RULES:

No trashing or misrepresenting of candidates is allowed.

You can praise those you like all you want, but please leave the negativity outside of the Cube where it belongs.

If you can't make a witty, intellectual, and positive comment about your candidate without trashing his opponent, you can always go to Facebook, Reddit, or any of the other outlets where that kind of material will be better suited.

[highlight=#ffff00]No posts that insult, diminish, misrepresent, or disrespect a candidate or his supporters are allowed. Any such posts will be deleted, so don't even bother. If that doesn't help, I will close the thread for comments. [/highlight]

If that doesn't help, I will have to freeze the entire Cube until the general election because I can't possibly monitor all threads and argue potentially thousands of talking points that paid pundits make every day about each of the candidates. There are many great discussion forums for that. The People's Cube is a different animal - and I'd like to keep it that way.

If I'm reading this correctly, if I change the word "cancer" to "cure", would that be okay?

droid1 wrote: If I'm reading this correctly, if I change the word "cancer" to "cure", would that be okay?

No, because this is the cure:

droid1 wrote:Oops...Firing squad should be ready to fire as we speak. My only explanation, me no speak inglish :)

Congratulations comrade droid! Since you do not speak the local language, you are now a Vulnerable Refugee Minority Group and will recieve additional beet ration cards in the EU.

I understand Komrade Minitrue.

All newcomers having hardest time entering the Collective (as they should). I'm re-reading Animal Farm for the 5th time. And one day I'll get it, I promise.

As for additional beet ration cards, just in case it's not enough, can I use my half used old one?

droid1 wrote:I understand Komrade Minitrue.

All newcomers having hardest time entering the Collective (as they should). I'm re-reading Animal Farm for the 5th time. And one day I'll get it, I promise.
As for additional beet ration cards, just in case it's not enough, can I use my half used old one?

Thank you, Comrade Droid1 for sharing your ration card with the kollektive! I'm going to print as many copies of it as I have ink in my printer and bring them to State Store #86 for proletarian acquisition!

Capitalists always claim that socialism doesn't generate wealth. Here is proof that it does! Anyone can print as many ration cards as they want, according to their needs!

For those who can't read Polish, here's translation:

Piwo = beer
Wino = wine
Wodka = vodka

And the central part is a form to fill out your full name and registered residence.

And here is a ration card I once found on the floor in the bunker. You can print this one, too, if your PhotoShop comes with a bottle of whiteout.

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Komarde Red Square,

as I'm just about to prove, my glorious (and missing so much) government was bit stingy. Scratch that ugly word "stingy" and replace with a word frugal, and/or skimpy, or scant.
Examine that monthly card I posted and the ratio of the glorious return. I emphasize the word "monthly".Google to the rescue here:
200 ml of Wodka (Vodka) = 0.845351 of US cup
2,5 liter of Piwo (Beer) = 0.6604301 of US Gallon
2,5 liter of Wino (Vine) = 0.6604301 of US Gallon

Every party I go to lately, these consumed amounts are called a "Happy Hour". In my Old Country I'd have to call it a "Happy Month". No kidding.

Having a grasp of the polish mentality, I presume they had their ways to get more wodka than that? Maybe it's a daily ration card, comrade droid? These amounts per month would send most east europeans I know in an immediate delirious withdrawal state...