Dr. Michael E. Mann
(not: Trofim Denisovich Lysenko)
front fighter in the polit-environmental drive of Alarmic Climatism
(not: front fighter in the polit-agrarian drive of Lysenkoism)
co-discoverer of alternate tree-ring facts via creative pseudo-statistics
(not: discoverer of alternate genetic facts via speculative blague)
bold co-conqueror of climate-science journals, conferences, and funds
(not: bold conqueror of the whole field of Soviet genetics)
fiery co-whipper-in of the eco-green "97% consensus" truth™
(not: fiery whipper-in of the dead-red "100% consensus, or else.." truth™)
ruthless co-destructor of renowned climate-science apostates' careers
(not: ruthless destructor of renowned Lysenkoism apostates' lives)
staunch promoter of lawyerly pulverizing "climate-deniers", down to using RICO
(not: staunch promoter of pulverizing "Lysenkoism-deniers", down to using GULAG)
fully backed by powers that be - UN/IPCC, Eco-Comintern, Clim-Cult
(not: fully backed by powers that be - Stalin, Stalin, Stalin, (plus Nikita))
darling of Gaia's progressive polit-MSM-academ-NGO-educ complex
(not: darling of Soviet progressive polit-PRAVDA-KorrektAkadem complex)
and like Nobel Prize laureate in Peace-Gaia-Climate-Science
(not: fivefold laureate of Lenin Prize, plus threefold USSR State Stalin Prize)
In a House hearing, Dr. Hokey-Shtick reminded the audience of the return of Lysenko.
In a revolutionary act of contra-peregruzka and revisionist DENOUNCEMENT of the formerly idolized Motherland*, Dr. Hokey-Shtick pointed out, that :
he is one of a virtuous, viciously victimized minority (of 97%)
(see? not one of those machiavellian, bullying "deniers" (that 3% majority))
he is stalinistically hunted by powers that be - TRUMP, TRUMP Mafia, TRUMP Family
(see? not cozily coddled by powers that be - TRUMP, TRUMP, TRUMP, (plus Kremlin))
he feels like the basilisk-eyed Lysenko is right after him
(see? not like "deniers", since ever the favorites of Lysenko's)
he fears being crushed by a brutal lawyerly machine (House! TRUMP! Hate!)
(see? not like those "deniers", who somehow dodge even RICO-justice!)
and who knows - added Dr. Hokey-Shtick melancholically - maybe he even ends in Umiat ?
* ... formerly idolized Motherland ...
compare Red Square (here) :
... the sudden change of heart in the perception of the glorious Motherland. Overnight, this indisputable role model has become the indisputable villain ...
... The progressives will always need some idealized foreign society as a role model and a source of inspiration. Until recently, that foreign society was the Motherland. Unfortunately, its place in the progressive hearts is now being increasingly redistributed to Islam.
Comrades not familiar with Lysenko/Lysenkoism may re-educate themselves right here in TPC.
2,5 hours hearing (Drs. Judith Curry, John Christy, Roger Pielke, Jr ‒ plus Dr. Hokey-Shtick).
In other news :
• Al Goracle sternly warned of supranational UN charlatans masquerading as science experts.
• Slick Billy gave a heart-tugging speech about the immorality of sexual predation.
• Muhammad Al-Muhammad bin Muhammad said: Islam is Peace. West not accept, we kill West.
• New study: Der Führer actually aimed to unite Europe against the venom of .Der Stürmer.
The Scientific method as practiced by scientists:
- Ask a question.
- Do background research.
- Construct a hypothesis.
- Test your hypothesis by performing an experiment.
- Analyze your data and draw a conclusion.
- Communicate your results.
The Scientific Method as practiced by Liberal Marxist Progressives:
- Create out of whole cloth a problem for which You have a Collectivist Solution®.
- Find celebrities to champion it.
- Blame the problem on your opponents.
- Test your hypothesis by the extent to which it demonstrates your Compassion and Caring®.
- Raise taxes to fund your solution.
- Wear the Right Colored Ribbon®.
- Collude with other like-minded scientists to ensure Conformity of Thought®.
- Sue anyone who challenges your methods.
- Ostracize any scientist who doesn’t conform to your Thought Consensus®.
- Hide and or manipulate results to make it conform to your solution.
- Fund only research that supports your hypothesis and Collectivist Solution®
- When all else fails, lie to protect your hypothesis.
"The only way to get our society to truly change is to frighten people with the possibility of a catastrophe.”
- Emeritus professor Daniel Botkin
Kommissar Uberdave... Create out of whole cloth a problem for which You have a Collectivist Solution® ...
+ added twist of Progressive Science (case Alarmic Climatism) :
The Hypothesis IS verifiable ‒ but in (say) 50 years, YET.YOU.MUST.ACT.NOW !
(otherwise YOU ‒ World Kollektive™ ‒ will perish before reaching NOW + 50 !)
And Progress™ never stops !
Make your Science™ about sumptin non-falsifiable, hooray! (case Gender™)
Here, you deconstruct, you hermeneutize, you epistemologize, you post-structuralize !
what "data" ?
what "measurements" ?
what "confirmation" XOR "refutation" ?
what "hipot..", uh, "hypota..", ah, "iPodesy..", dammit, whad dat ?
(otherwise YOU ‒ World Kollektive™ ‒ will perish before reaching NOW + 50 !) "
Equation may also be expressed thus:
"You must act now or in 20 years it will be too late!" + 20 years = "You must act now or in 20 years it will be too late!" + 20 years = "You must act now or in 20 years it will be too late!" + 20 years = "You must act now or in 20 years it will be too late!" + 20 years = "You must act now or in 20 years it will be too late!" + 20 years = "You must act now or in 20 years it will be too late!" + 20 years = ... (repeat to the power of Nth)