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Draft our daughters to fight Hillary's wars!

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They stand with Her, vote for Her, and doggone it they'll enlist and fight for her. Prepare to watch our wives, daughters, sisters, and nieces become our first line of military defense against bigotry, homophobia, Islamophobia, sexism, Zionism, imperialism, and capitalist oppression all over the world - from the malls of Montezuma to the stores of Tripoli. First N.O.W., then P.O.W.! Semper Femes! #DraftOurDaughters now!

It has been a while since a U.S. President declared war, but with Democrat majorities in the House and Senate and Hillary as president, we know it's inevitable - along with the draft, which will bring gender equality to the work place and the war place alike.

Drafting women is an important part of America's population replacement project, as the loss of patriotic men in previous wars had always been compensated by patriotic women who just couldn't stop breeding. Having women die in Hillary's battles as well will be the final solution to replacing America's electorate with more pliable refugees from countries where American men and women are being sent to die fighting Hillary's enemies.

Bertrand Russell said it best: "War does not determine who is right - only who is left." It's a win-win for the international Left either way. And the best part is, World War III will be a lot less expensive for the government as Hillary is known to pay women less.

It doesn't matter whom Hillary will pick as the first enemy: Russia, China, Iran, Syria, or Congo, which insulted her when she was in the second most powerful position in the White House. No slight will be forgotten. The soccer mom will ditch the minivan and fly an A-10, pounding Putin from the air. Bombing runs, not school runs! Trump will be destroyed first, Putin second, and the rest will follow.

Our allies will also have to fight to defend Hillary's honor, but as they will eventually receive the brunt of her anger when things do not go her way, they will begin to leave her side. Our women will fight against them, too, because those who betray Hillary do not deserve to live.

President Hillary will be sure to win every battle in the air, on land, and sea because that is how the mainstream media will be reporting it to the unwashed masses, while not reporting any losses. This will be accomplished through extensive media polling, in which the surviving combatants on all sides will be asked, "Who do you think the winner was?" while oversampling Hillary supporters three to one. If Hillary could win the DNC nomination and the White House this way, she can surely win World War III using the same method. She loves the smell of nail polish in the morning.

In the words of George Orwell, "Men sleep peacefully in their beds at night only because rough women stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

Additional reporting by Comrades General Secretary and Hammer & Loupe

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Comrade Red Square, all due respect, drafting our daughters is not a good plan to victory.
If you want the most vicious fighting force on the planet, draft women when they hit menopause. Believe me, since killing someone is constantly on a menopausal woman's mind their men will sleep more peacefully knowing their women are off somewhere else wanting to kill someone other than them.


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I go to the indicated source of those glorious full metal jacket news, and ...



ho-oooly Jesus, what is that? what, the fuck, is that? :
CNN wrote:The stated mission of the Selective Service is to "furnish manpower to the Defense Department during a national emergency."
'manpower'? 'manpower'???

So, which under-transgendered pen-pushers of Pentagon bear the blame for this atrocious rape of Gender Equality and sexist dehumanization of Combat Environment Justice?

Which ones of them are to be hanged by their nutsacks? or shot to death with their own shite? or, better yet, be treated the ballbusting way? huh? Your turn, Comrade Clara!

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:. Your turn, Comrade Clara!


Comrade Dummkopf,

I present Exhibit A.....





Now, who do you want fighting? Young girls or full blown crazy menopausal women that don't give a good you know what like a honey badger?

The military needs to draft women based on estrogen levels.



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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... The military needs to draft women based on estrogen levels.
Absolutely.

And this done, the Selective Service must be obliged & devoted (by ukase of 'Er 'Oliness, of course, if not by a 2000 pages bill, plus 10000 pages small print of regulations to follow) to implement ELE, Estrogen Level Equality.

A drill manual is already prepared, in draft.
Here a convincing chapter :







hillary.shrillary.jpg


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This daughter volunteered and Vivid is all over her it!
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(Prepare for Ivan the Stakhanovet's reenlistment announcement and going away party!)
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
This daughter volunteered and Vivid is all over her it!
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(Prepare for Ivan the Stakhanovet's reenlistment announcement and going away party!)
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Putout, your skill in the use of photoshop never fails to amaze me. I mean, you made a fat guy with man-boobs look like a woman!


 
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