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Dune remake screen test photos leaked

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Screen test photos have been recently revealed of an ill-fated remake of the classic sci-fi movie, Dune, starring Hillary Clinton.

Mrs. Clinton originally wished to play the part of a Guild Navigator. She cited her interest in this role because she liked the fact that “the Guild is the true power behind the power,” and “Love those high collars!”

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Unfortunately, as production was about to begin, Mrs. Clinton had a stroke which left her in a condition where she would often have trouble standing. TMZ reports that the real reason for her gravitationally-challenged condition was excessive drinking. Whatever the reason, she then decided upon the role of Baroness HarClinton, who wore a levitation suit.

Contract negotiations broke down when the producers refused to meet one of her demands – that they install a functioning “heart plug” in husband Bill Clinton – and the movie was then scrapped.

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Scrapped, eh? Darn, I was looking forward to the part where everything blows up good, including you-know-who.

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I had Killary pegged for The Thing In The Tank (apologies to Dune fans that know what it's name was).


 
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