Scientists from GoreTel, a non-partisan think tank based in Washington, DC, believe a combination of high taxes and regulation of the dinosaur industry probably saved earth from a dangerous cataclysm during the Jurrasic period. In addition, evidence suggests some non-adopters of the policies were clubbed to death, thereby forcing compliance.
The researchers noted that there are "striking similarities to modern times" with the possible exception that the dinosaur industry no longer exists.
Artist's depiction before adoption of "methane markets"
After (notice the smiles!):
There's a moral in what happened to Bedrock but don't expect Proglodytes to learn by it.
Red SquareEarly Progressives? There is a word for that: PROGLODYTES.
I politely disagree with Comrade Square. Proglodytes still exist today. Just now they are coming out of their winter slumber and their parent's basement caves to Occupy the vast metropolises in search of handouts.
It is the Paleoprogs that the modern People's Archaeologists are searching for in the substrata of time layered progdom.
A good example would be Helen Thomas.
Ed Asner too.
Perhaps we should construct a special "Metroproglises" so that they can live with their own kind observing their own ancient heritage and culture and finally kill each other off far away from me.
Seems like the natural decomposition of all that vegetable matter when the plant eventually dies anyway will produce the same amount of gases regardless of whether the plant is eaten or not.
PaleoGore Confronts Dino Flatulence
Checking out his Carbon Butt Print.
Giving ex-stink-t meaning
They developed a smaller work animal, and indeed it is so small that it produces virtually no methane at all.
It's the crab louse and they were all so loyal that they were all infected willingly.
Alas, modern pediculicides are so good now that that particularly virulent strain of crab louse only exists today on Comrade Gawdawfulho.
At first I bet you thought you were seeing floaters in your eyes, didn't you? No, comrades; those are the evolved crab lice having a rodeo.
And she did this BEFORE Jiffy-Lobo™. The gyrl has star power. Red-star power.
We are so lucky that she hasn't lifted her arms.
Can you see the lice sliding down her hair? They're piste.
KOOKNew scientific discoveries in Paleo-Anthropology reveal that Early Progressive Womyn known as Proglodytes saved Mother Earth from Anthropogenic Global Warming by causing a dramatic reduction in the rate of reproduction of early humans:
Comrade, In order to promote equality and diversity we must provide a porportionate representation of the Proglodykes.
Here is one possibility.
Proglodytes were there...that's also why it's called JurASSic
(Or might we call a single specimen a Proglosaurus? Or even better, ProgloSoros)
Well, that's minor. As I've said, when the Anointed (with OPM and Other People's Oil) all get together, and they lock the doors, they sink to all fours and sniff each other's butts.
Why do you think that Joe Biden has had to have so many hair plugs? He's worn it off kissing progressive ass. And there must be something in the fumes which he's inhaled. Am I imagining things or is he even stupider than before?
I'm not complaining.
It's to protect the fleas.