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Egyptian 2 Door Car not a Coup Comrades Say

8/8/2013, 11:37 am
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The new Egyptian two-door Coup D'état.
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8/8/2013, 12:33 pm
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glabalpost wrote:The International Monetary Fund on Thursday said it has had no contact with Egypt's interim government, but that technical level talks continue on a potential IMF loan.

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When the IMF says "technical level talks continue" but that "it has had no contact with Egypt's interim government," I assume that means they are talking with themselves about how to divide up the loot. Right?

I, myself, have no interim government - so where do I apply for my share?
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8/8/2013, 3:17 pm
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It's a marvel of Middle Eastern engineering, comrades!

And the Jihad model - pictured above - comes with a built-in explosives panel, plus the Macpherson struts and standard sway bars in the suspension have been replaced with scimitars and Allahu AkBars™.

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And there's room for 7.2 virgins in the trunk!
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8/8/2013, 3:33 pm
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ROCK, will there be a scimitar rack behind the driver's seat in the pickup trucks?
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8/8/2013, 6:15 pm
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Captain Craptek wrote:ROCK, will there be a scimitar rack behind the driver's seat in the pickup trucks?
Indeed, Comrade - right above the bomb rack!

And, the Deluxe SSL Pickup has a Secret Squirrel Launcher!!
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8/8/2013, 7:51 pm
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Well, I do like flying...
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8/8/2013, 9:30 pm
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