BREAKING NEWS!

Elton John Working On Anti-Obama, Anti-Hope, Anti-Change, Anti-Progress, "Animal Farm" Musical

Now Elton John has really turned into a Teabagging right-winger! Singing about the historic Obama revolution as if it were a mere squabble among barn amimals! Comparing people's heroes like Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Rahm Emanuel, David Axelrod, and the mainstream media to pigs! Portraying Chicago and Washington as a pig sty! Making a mockery of the people's suffering during the biggest crisis since the Great Depression! Disparaging the glorious achievement of redistributing wealth through universal healthcare!

What's next, writing a silly happy song about a greedy doctor chopping off your leg simply because it pays better than prescribing Preparation H? An interpretive dance about an insurance company's denial of service to a patient with a terminal form of bad breath? A children's tune about a Zionist bulldozer that ran over Rachel Corrie in the prairies of Palestine?

This musical is against Hope, Change, Progress, Socialism, and everything the Party, Broadway, and Hollywood stand for! Where is Rock'n'Roll Compliance board looking? Heads will roll!

Thoughtcriminal Elton John wrote:I'm deep into it, writing songs for pigs and other four-legged friends. It's taken about two years.

Che Guevara is not a pig! And neither are Castro, Mao, Lenin, and Hugo Chavez!

These are preliminary snapshots we were able to obtain through our omnipresent "fly on the wall" operatives.

This is terrible news! Sir Elton sings for Rush and now he sings against Revolution! Disgrace! How dare he adapt that anti-revolucion propoganda "Animal Farm" into a musical. Where in the HELL has our Revolucion gone?

We have to really start cutting ties with these Brits already! First BP, now Elton John! This Animal Farm musical may turn even more damaging to this Administration than the Gulf oil spill! Enough is enough!

It's time for another Tea Party.... Err... let me rephrase that... Let's hope Elton John runs into a licensing problem which will delay his project until the 2012 election. Then we can put a spin on the story, saying that Animal Farm really is about the Republicans in the White House. Hey, we've done it with 1984 and Bush!

My Comrades

I declare this John character a non-person. From this moment onwards he has never existed.

Any glitches in the Truth Event Horizon must be reported to the Zimbabwe Department of Truth Science and Truth Extraction immediately! (For instance, songs, movies or news articles that have miraculously survived this Re-engineering of the Current Truth). We shall fix any such glitches immediately.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

No, wait Comrade Obamugabe.

I want the show to go on. The musical is going to be about me, Comrade Nanski. It's all about me, isn't it? Don't I get to be the star piggy? How does it end?

The problem with show business these days is that so many of the "stars" become rich and successful to the point they can produce their own hit-pieces on progress.

If anything we need to Mel Gibson this tool Elton and send him packing into an early disgraceful retirement. I'll get on the horn to the BBC and see if they can tag him as a racist. Speaking of racist, I better post this on JournoList too while I'm at it.

Comrades, I'm beginning to think the only Brit we can depend on anymore is Prince Andrew's ex-wife, Sarah Ferguson. For the past two decades she's been living as well as any liberal elite and always on OPM; she's always raising awareness of the downtrodden oppression she suffers on a daily basis as a result of having once been victimized by an antiquated, hidebound, conservative old boy instititution; and she's not above getting drunk and meeting strangers in seedy hotels to sell access to her ex-in-laws, only to go on the talk show circuit to cry about the shame of it all and maybe get a little more money and pity in the process. Plus she always looks as if she got dressed in front of a spinning airplane propeller.

I'm not sure why, but I really feel as if I can identify with her.

And I thought he played at Rush Limbaugh's wedding only for the $1,000,000 fee for the oppressed gay peoples!


It turns out he's a male Tammy Bruce! (without the radio show, of course)


Traitors all!!!


Lenin help us all!!!

Pinkie got me to thinking. You don't suppose all of these celebs just espouse Socialist ideals because they feel guilt for living so high on the hog. I mean, what if they realize that what they do really isn't worth what they get paid?

As for the Brits it just goes to show what a shallow bunch of haters they really are. This is all retaliation for sending back the bust of Churchill, giving the Queen an iPod and Gordon Brown a bunch of DVD's. And then when Obama goes after BP that dweeb Cameron comes over here and has the nerve to give Obama a lame graffiti art poster. That's like saying "Here ghetto boy, something you'd appreciate."

Comrades,

What has happened to these once dependable and useful, um colleagues? We could always depend on the entertainment industry to supply people who would spew forth the Party ™ line, but lately many have been going off the reservation and have been quite vocal about it. Do we not have a commissar in charge of these people? Who might this person be? Someone will have to answer for these recent events. If not I suspect that we'll be seeing more of this type of behavior and that my dear comrades is not a good thing.

I remain,
Dr. Chicago

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Comrades, I'm beginning to think the only Brit we can depend on anymore is Prince Andrew's ex-wife, Sarah Ferguson.

?? Is there a louder voice of the People ™ than Roger carries our Waters?
He was the first to use hoven animals to lead the masses to hope & change!
Surely there is a copyright infringement case that can be used to shut non person EJ down immediately! Time to wake up some bureaucrats to look into this atrocity.

If there was ever a reason to believe in collectivism it may be the British royals.
I have no idea if this is close to being true but I found it on the Internet so it must be. <handy link> I say let's confiscate this hoard for the good of the people. It's our land and we want it now!

Obamugabe wrote:My Comrades

We shall fix any such glitches immediately.

Any ideas -- in terms of Zim Dollars -- what these fixes will cost? Merely curious.

Leninka wrote:No, wait Comrade Obamugabe.

I want the show to go on. The musical is going to be about me, Comrade Nanski. It's all about me, isn't it? Don't I get to be the star piggy? How does it end?

Actually, It has been reported the part of Nanskie has been cast to Miss Piggy. Also, Variety reports Miss Piggy will also play an additional role in the musical as the Might MO using blackface cosmetic enhancement.

When asked if she was 'hogging' all the roles by one Hollywood tabloid reporter, Miss Piggy reportedly smacked her down with a karate chop, preened her hair and stated very candidly that "Some actresses are more equal than others."

(Miss Piggy in costume as Nancy Pelosi in the upcoming Animal Farm musical)

(Miss Piggy and Sir Elton John rehearsing a number for the upcoming Animal Farm musical)