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Encouraging News on the Ekonomy from Amerikka's Heartland!

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Dave Burge, a blogger known as "Iowahawk", frequently posts things that show in a merry, comic way how silly the Reich Wing really is. While some people think Mr. Burge is making fun of us, the brilliant essay below shows how Iowahawk is right on board with the Dear Leader's ekonomik reforms.

Remember Michael Moore telling us how much money Amerika has? Iowahawk agrees, and explains that it will last us far into the future....well, at least till Christmas:

Feed Your Family on $10 Billion a Day


Pay no attention to the peanut brained internet geek who posted this video, suggesting that Iowahawk's arguments really favor the right:


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This Burge person is certifiably insane. The Party has a dossier on him a meter thick. What manner of creature would herald from Iowa anyway? Is that even a State anymore? and paa-leese, do not get me started on "Butter for Brains" Whittle Willwe. Where's your chalk board Willwe? Oh, my mistake, that's the maniacal Beck. Sorry Comrades. They all look the same to me. Thought criminals all.

Please Comrades, do not worry about this money thing. We the Government can print all the money we will ever need. Thanks to us, the money supply has already tripled. Not enough? We'll print some more, but keep this under your Ushanka. If the other countries of the world figure out that we're printing our way out of debt, they may stop accepting our dollars and that would be very, very bad.

Thought for today,
Never underestimate the power of the People's printing presses or the Federal Reserve.

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Maybe Bill Wittle can show us the next chart on how many forests it will take to supply the wood pulp for the 24/7 printing of tens of trillions of dollars. Maybe he can describe how many boat loads of ink it will need; how many printing plates will be completely worn through, and the wages and benefits of the Treasury Workers and Press Operators Union Local 666 running the show will be worth more than the money itself.

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I HEARD THEY ARE FATTY AND FULL OF SUGAR CALORIES! I refuse! (unless and until I hear this is part of Pres. MO's Healthy Food campaign then I will delightedly comply)

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We have have talked about this Judge Frau. Soylent Green is for the Proles. You do not have to worry about messing up that beautiful figure of yours.

Comrade Whinny,
Some sacrifices must be made. A few forests? Nothing can stand in the way of the Common Good and our (we the Elite Left) becoming very wealthy Divine Benevolence.


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Judge Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I HEARD THEY ARE FATTY AND FULL OF SUGAR CALORIES! I refuse! (unless and until I hear this is part of Pres. MO's Healthy Food campaign then I will delightedly comply)


Comrade Fraulein, there will not be an OFFICIAL endorsement but if you'd care to connect the very widely spaced dots....

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Is that a tin foil dress she's wearing? Crazy fashionista!

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Grigori E.R. wrote:We have have talked about this Judge Frau. Soylent Green is for the Proles. You do not have to worry about messing up that beautiful figure of yours.............

This is relieving news. I was concerned you... someone was going to push those nasty rich on myself.... us.

Opiate of the People, I do not connect dots! The last time I tried that, I was stuck for days and weeks in trying! These dots make no sense!!

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Comrades - to the barricades!

Paul Ryan - Enemy of the People ™ - must be stopped.


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Former Best Speaker of the House in History NANSKI Image has revealed how this sinister plan of "prosperity" actually works...

“In one of the bills before us, six million seniors are deprived of meals – homebound seniors are deprived of meals. People ask us to find our common ground, the middle ground. Is middle ground three million seniors not receiving meals? I don't think so. We've got to take this conversation from a debate about numbers and dollar figures and finding middle ground there, to the higher ground of national values. I don't think the American people want any one of those six million people to lose their meals.”

And page 56 of non person Ryans plan confirms Nanski & the ugly truth :

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What is our devious 5 year plan to end prosperity, once & for all?


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Ryan defied, six million died. That will be written if Paul Ryan succeeds in his quest for the "Final Solution". Comrade Gulag 4 Alfred is correct. We must stop this Hitler wannabe at all costs. He has defied the will of the Obama, the People's House and the People's Senate. When will this madness end Comrades?

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Grigori E.R. wrote:Ryan defied, six million died. That will be written if Paul Ryan succeeds in his quest for the "Final Solution". Comrade Gulag 4 Alfred is correct. We must stop this Hitler wannabe at all costs. He has defied the will of the Obama, the People's House and the People's Senate. When will this madness end Comrades?

aaakk!! And we know "final solution" is code speaking for racism . . . they want to stop our dear Leader frompushing through his leftist agenda... from doing what he was elected to do. Any "Path to Prosperity" means capitalism, which kills old people and wee children.

Why, just as Dem. Congresspersonage Deb Wasserman-Schultz said would be, is... Rethuglicans want gramps to die. This accurate photo of an old man was a young man before Reagan was elected.... !

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But after Reagan's policies of death for olders, he looked like this!
In 2 years! We cannot tel this be again.

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O.M.G!!! Dear Frau, that poor man looks older than the dusty, dirty Playbook™ Debbie Wassup-man Sheiße recites from!!! Where's the Compassion?! Where's the Caring™?!

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Comrade Whinny wrote:O.M.G!!! Dear Frau, that poor man looks older than the dusty, dirty Playbook™ Debbie Wassup-man Sheiße recites from!!! Where's the Compassion?! Where's the Caring™?!

Maybe we should be implementing Death Panels sooner than planned, so we can end his suffering?

We need the Democraps.... Democrats to fix this mess and save lives, do we not?

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Amen, dear Frau, AMEN!

The Democrats are the only ones who hold ALL the answers to our problems! Rethuglikkkans like Paul Ryan are the cause of our problems! Imagine a country where prosperity *cough-haaack-choke-spit* is wide-spread! Imagine everyone having to *gaasp* pay their own way! Where people actually are *gaaak* acc... acc...ounn... acc... ouuunt... oh, dear me! I can't even get that word to come out of my mouth!

Excuse me while I get a Jiffy-Lobo!

*GAAAK*

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I find it bewildering that this man can speak of a "Path to Prosperity" without any mention of hi-speed rail. Is he delusional or just a pawn of the car, bus and airplane lobby?

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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote: Царевна a most excellent video :)



ROCK, you're most excellently welcome. What with Tovarichi's "You Might be a Socialist IF' post and this, I wonder if we shouldn't pursue some of these Reich Wingers so they too can contribute ...

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[(Prog Off) ...to the Peoples' Cube!
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(Prog On) ...to the menial but produktive ice picking and Sysyphian rock moving in the Gulag!

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Comrade Whinny wrote:Is that a tin foil dress she's wearing? Crazy fashionista!
I should hope not! Far be it for Moochelle to wear something that repels Aliens!

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Царевна wrote:
Comrade Whinny wrote:Is that a tin foil dress she's wearing? Crazy fashionista!
I should hope not! Far be it for Moochelle to wear something that repels Aliens!

Understood, unless they're illegal Aliens. Then she provides a sanctuary and a haven for them. But more importantly, her tin foil dress is designed to repel incoming OBESITY RAYS that are directed right towards her super-sized thighs and extra large buttocks.

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Comradette Wasaman Shultz - HERO OF THE PEOPLEwill lead us into battle against the pure evil of prosperity.


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Comrade Gulag 4 Alfred, you have nailed the commie on the head! I do not understand why our communist comrades are afraid to admit their proud heritage and rightful right of being communist. Comradette Wasserman-Schultz should come out of the commie closet. There is still plenty of OPM to be taken.


 
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