Equality for all Months! Stop calendar inequality!

February is overdue for its thirtieth day, while there still are months with 31 days. That is outrageous. Where are the protests over calendar inequality? Why is it calendar-normative to make some months shorter than others? What especially angers me is the Gregorian took more days away from the month of February than anyone else.

The disadvantaged and shortchanged February is also Black History month. 28 to 29 days for the BLM. Why did the powers to be choose the unfairly truncated month to celebrate black history? Not only is this monthist, it is also racist!
 

At least the title of the seventh month retains its anti-semitic statement of the truthfulness of the Zionists. No protest needed. move along...
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

At least the title of the seventh month retains its anti-semitic statement of the truthfulness of the Zionists. No protest needed. move along...

Ghost month is thirty days. Nice try Ivan.
 

The People's Math is always korreckt.

The budgeting of days is as it should be. Unless you are planning another Rethuglikkkan sequester and demand some fictitious "balanced budget" of calendar time...
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

At least the title of the seventh month retains its anti-semitic statement of the truthfulness of the Zionists. No protest needed. move along...
Once again, the superiority of Mooslic science shames us all. If the West had embraced the reckoning of the days of strife until all surrender to Allah we would now be at peace on this matter. Bitchslap y'all Bismillah
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

The People's Math is always korreckt.

The budgeting of days is as it should be. Unless you are planning another Rethuglikkkan sequester and demand some fictitious "balanced budget" of calendar time...

Comrade, this is for the sake of equality unless you are part of the Bourgeois. The aristocratic Pope Gregory took away February's days to ruin the chance of month equality. Are you for rich months and against poor oppressed months? Come on comrade, tell the collective the current truth.
 

Thought I'd share someone else's suggestion:



 

Komrade Direktor Red, I have a question. Would or would not the month of Oktober, being the month of Glorious Soviet Revolution, be more equal than the other months? It also has the celebration of All Hallows Eve, which embodies the true Progressive spirit by training our Young Komrades in the ways of panhandling door to door to get things they don't really need.