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ESSAY CONTEST: What the End of the Bush Regime Means to You

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Comrades! Here's a chance for you to be a part of history!

You and a friend/life partner/cell mate/protest buddy/appliance could be selected to receive the GRAND PRIZE we've all been waiting for, lusting after, yea, even slobbering over for the past eight years—the chance for a front row seat at the Bush Crimes Tribunal!

Yes, you and another lucky pod could be flown to The Hague in the charming, picturesque, delightfully Progressive land of The Netherlands, where you may actually see the evil George W. Bush finally brought to justice for his Crimes Against Everything, to include war crimes, hate crimes, crimes against peace, crimes against the planet, crimes against humanity, and for being the Worst President in U.S. History as well as the Worst Human Being Ever.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS WRITE AN ESSAY ON WHAT THE END OF THE EVIL, IMMORAL, ILLEGAL BUSH REGIME MEANS TO YOU, AND POST IT HERE ON THIS THREAD!

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At long last! As eight years of widespread fear and blood-soaked oppression come to an end (O willing Bush doesn't use Israel's cowardly, unprovoked attack on the defenseless, peace-loving Hamas as an excuse to cancel the The One's Inauguration and proclaim himself Dictator for Life), We The People are finally free to celebrate and express ourselves fully, whether it be by writing essays, dressing up like Gitmo prisoners or dressing down like Abu Ghraib prisoners, pretending to waterboard each other, throwing shoes at Bush puppets or burning him in effigy, or even baring our boobs in protest of his immoral, illegal policies! Free to say what we really think, without fear of being hauled away in the dead of night to one of Bush's well known secret concentration camps; or having our cell phones taken away; or suffering the agony of glancing blows from the rubber guns of his notorious secret police; or even being told we're not patriotic!

Imagine being able to finally say what you couldn't all these years: How much you hate George W. Bush! Your teeth-grinding annoyance that he managed to steal the presidency not once, but twice! Your foot-stamping frustration that a man so incredibly stupid could single-handedly orchestrate the events of 9-11, trick Congress into approving his illegal war for blood and oil, and even bully them into funding that laughable joke of a “surge” that didn't even work; all the while cowardly dodging our nation's most cherished tool—Impeachment—as he destroyed the economy and the environment, throwing millions out of work, out of their homes, and in the case of the Polar Bears, off their rapidly melting ice caps—and all to divert attention away from his other, more insidious crimes!

So pop your corks, flip your lids, and tell us! Tell us what you feel, and you could be one of the lucky ones selected for a chance to enjoy access to Bush's trial, whenever and wherever it happens!

No limit on word count. You can write a single sentence or an entire manifesto! Be creative—compose a haiku or a limerick! Grammar, spelling, punctuation and facts not important—just write from your heart! All that matters is bashing Bush and trashing his legacy!

Just picture yourself and someone you're having sex with standing on the sidelines in this magnificent hall in The Hague's Peace Palace, jeering Bush and throwing shoes at him as he is dragged in chains to the Courtroom of the International Court of Justice, where he will finally stand in judgment before the whole world!

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FINE PRINT: All comrades are urged to make a donation to the Bush Crimes Tribunal Fund in the form of a money order (U.S. funds only) made out to Commissarka Pinkie c/o The People's Cube. Donations will go toward helping to empower courageous patriots like Pinkie to continue the ongoing fight to press for passing resolutions that raise awareness and send strong messages to the world about the importance of bringing George W. Bush to justice. Without your donation, we can make no promises that if selected you will actually get to sit in on the Bush Crimes Tribunal. We will not be held liable for any arrests, beatings, disappearances, confiscations of cell phones or hoods, or any other civil rights violations that may occur as a result of security breaches, language barriers, weather, bomb scares, ignorance of or disregard for international law and/or local customs, or any other foul-ups while comrades seek access to the Tribunal. Failure to participate in this thread will subject you to endless questions about your patriotism and intelligence, as well as constant harassment, humiliation, and shunning by all other comrades. We reserve the right to cancel this whole thing at anytime for any reason, without having to explain anything to anyone, while still reserving the right to go after non-participants as described in previous sentence. In the event the Democratic Congress continues to be as spineless as they've been for the past two years, and fail to extradite Bush to the Tribunal, participants will have the chance to be selected for Pinkie's prestigious Beet of the Week Award. All will be eligible simply to be acknowledged by the Commissarka. However, such acknowledgment does not guarantee immunity from her shovel. Comrades are responsible for offsetting any carbon footprint incurred as a result of participation in this program.

A flutter of my red headscarf to Che Gourmet, who filled my head with this idea.

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Free stuff!
Lots of free stuff!


Free healthcare
Free mortgage payments
Free gasoline
Free tuition
Free massages with "Happy Endings"
Free HBO
Free interest until 2012
Free concert by Free
Free ringtones
Free Bird sung just for me by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Free For All sung just for me by Ted Nugent
Free drinks at the open bar
Free with your paid subscription
Free of a world polluted by the Worst President in US History Ever!
Free Wang from the sanitarium
Free lunch

No more shall we be enslaved by a market economy and capitalism!
We shall celebrate the prefect freedom that socialism brings and that is free stuff!

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Under the evil Bush-Hitler, people ran their faucets continuously, causing the oceans to rise. The sick were spit upon and called names like "sickie". Good jobs were sent to India in exchange for propeller beanies bearing Karl Rove's name. Rethuglicans kicked the planet, making it yell "ouch!"

Comrade Obama will lower the oceans by making large amounts of ice for the martinis of the poor. He will heal the sick by electing all the uninsured to Congress to get them on the health plan. He will bring back good jobs by putting all the unemployed on the Chicago municipal payroll. He will heal the planet by cooing softly to it and caressing it's mantle.

Under the evil Bush-Hitler, poop smelled bad and was inedible for most people.

Comrade Obama will turn poop into food which tastes good. The MSM has been eating it for years.

Under the evil Bush-Hitler, huge beefy men drove large trucks which spewed black clouds of noxious gas. These trucks ran red lights and went 75 mph in order to crush children and small animals; it was the law!

Comrade Obama will allow only slightly-built women and gay men to drive; they will drive VW beetles which sip organic biofuel and will yield the right of way to all living creatures, including the extinct ones. It is the law!

Under the evil Bush-Hitler, dirty men drilled for oil everywhere, including cemeteries and the bodies of homeowners sleeping in lawn chairs. Anything which did not move for a few minutes was in danger of being drilled in by the grasping oil companies seeking profits. Someone almost drilled a hole in Senator Byrd!

Comrade Obama will not allow drilling anywhere, including Nancy Pelosi's brain. All past, present and future oil company executives will be hauled to Nuremburg to stand trial for war crimes. All oil company profits will be dropped out of helicopters flying on wind power to the hungry masses below. Only our friends the Venezuelans and the Arabs will be allowed to drill for oil, and we will sue them if they don't charge us enough money for it.

Under the evil Bush-Hitler, the maniac Sarah Palin led a roving band of crazed psychopaths who went from door to door shooting moose and impregnating teenaged girls and then prevented them from getting abortions.

Comrade Obama will protect the moose by moving them all into the White House. Abortions will be mandantory, even for men. Sarah Palin will be forced to stay in Alaska and watch the Bering Strait to make sure no Russians cross. The crazed psychopaths will be relocated to the US Senate where they will be among friends.

Life will be better under Comrade Obama! Let utopia begin!

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I would love to write my thoughts on the subject but the number of "F Bombs" would make even the most die-hard Kos Komrade wretch in revulsion.

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Finally !

Now that the evil Bush regime has ended, I can finally start paying my fair share in taxes!!

After working very hard to get a business up and running, finally some one else will literally be given on a silver platter the “fair chance” to start one as well.

Finally, I'll no longer see SUVs on the road and my tires will be properly inflated. I'll stop eating as much as I like and I will finally stop keeping my thermostat at 72 degrees so that other countries will see me and say “ok.”

Finally, the US borders will be flung open wide enough to allow everyone in (and of course start voting for Democrats).

Finally the Jewish voters in this country will have a US President who understands what Israel really needs.

After an eight year hiatus, I will finally get a chance to see the Clinton Cabinet back in action once again.

I will have lived long enough to see the Crime Lord Ronald Reagan's quote concerning the government finally come true: “The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: if it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving regulate it. And if it stops moving subsidize it.”

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Free stuff!
Lots of free stuff!


Free healthcare
Free mortgage payments
Free gasoline
Free tuition
Free massages with "Happy Endings"
Free HBO
Free interest until 2012
Free concert by Free
Free ringtones
Free Bird sung just for me by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Free For All sung just for me by Ted Nugent
Free drinks at the open bar
Free with your paid subscription
Free of a world polluted by the Worst President in US History Ever!
Free Wang from the sanitarium
Free lunch

No more shall we be enslaved by a market economy and capitalism!
We shall celebrate the prefect freedom that socialism brings and that is free stuff!

I was going to comment about how I have my essay stashed away for just this event, but now that you mention it Laika, I'm more anxious for all this free stuff!

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Everyone will be able to come out of hiding. All of the poor wretched families with small frightened children that've been living behind walls, up in attics and under the floorboards of safe houses can finally come out and live again! The political concentration camps Bushie built will be found and all the starving political prisoners will be set free! The press will finally be able to rip out the hated gag that has been stuffed in its mouth for eight long cold desperate frightening years and throw it back in the face of the torturer, Bush. The cries of the masses will be heard! But best of all, we can round up the guilty Bushies,every last one. For the last eight years they've twisted and bent the country into a living hell on earth and we can put them on trial for the entire world to see them in ill-fitting baggy suits and bad haircuts and then when we find them guilty of crimes against humanity they will be hung by their chickenhawk necks on prime time TV and then we will have the last laugh!

And then we're going to have a big Kum Ba Yah singalong. All the Republicans are invited because now that Obama is President we all, every one of us, need to come together and work in harmony for the greater good of the nation. Let's not have anymore of this Bushie Nazi hate and divisiveness. Its bad for the country.

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Commissarka Pinkie,
I am having terrible news to report. IT"S NOT OVER ! The Bush Regime continues:

1) Comrade Hasan was kind enough to post a video of Glorious Leader Elect and I responded.
[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]"Comrade Hasan,
It's always good to hear the Glorius Leader speak. Let's see........ visited 57 States with one left to go. OMG we have 58 States! I was thinking only 57.
Big question is where are the missing States? Am thinking Bush has them hidden away and will become their President Emperor on January 20? Plot the overthrow of the USSA? Comrades, this needs further investigation." [/HIGHLIGHT]

This got me thinking and my investigations going nowhere when I received e-mail from an old friend:

2) Dear Grigori,

You're a hard man to find. It's been many years since our work together at the Area. I've sorely missed those good old days of your "Spiritual Advice" down on the 72nd level. Sorry it's taken so long to contact you, but you know how it is with us. Can't say a word about anything until decades have passed. Well it's '09 and my time is up. I can speak freely now.

Which brings me to the reason I contacted you. Remember that alien technology we were working on? We figured it out and discovered the real reason they were here. Little shits were here to "Terra Form" the Planet. Idea was to set up a big Weather Machine in the Antarctic. A machine that could steer any climate change to anywhere on the Planet. It was incredible. There were also plans for a massive holographic projector capable of covering an entire continent.

You know me, always with the proposals. I wrote up a paper about how we could use the machine to reclaim unusable land for the benefit of mankind. Turn deserts into gardens, that kind of thing. Submitted the paper and never heard any response. You know how that goes.

Anyway, been watching the Weather Channel very carefully and was amazed at the record cold in the US and the World. This is exactly what I thought would happen if the machine were used to heat up an area like Antarctica. I warned against this in my paper. While it would be nice to have a whole continent for colonization, it would have serious consequences for the rest of the World.

I know you've got connections all over the world. Can you shed any light on this?

Love Always,
Liz

Mmmmm............ Antarctica?

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Could explain allot. Marshal Pupovich in the deep south with ice and snow. Comrade Che' Gourmet and others in the north being subjected to record snow falls.

Was chatting with old friend Natasha. She's running a server farm in the Motherland. Asked her to see what she could find. She sent me e-mail:

3) Dearest Grigori,
Sat images on Antarctica all came back normal. Thermals showing quite different story. Near tropical temperatures along the coast lines. Moderate climate as you go inland. South Pole still frozen, but very small. Nowhere near it's former size. Variations in thermals consistent with extensive man-made structures
What in the name of Uncle Iosif is going on? Give me a buzz as soon as you can.
Love, Natasha

Conclusion:
1+2+3=6 as in 666 the number of the most Evil Man on Earth. Who else would be capable of such a fiendish plot? Damn I hate it when I'm right. These abilities are often more of a curse than a gift.

It gets worse:
With a specific target in mind, I've been able to "remote sense" what's going on down there.
The United States of Atlantis is the new name. ( USA)
Not really States but more like Feudal Kingdoms with Overlords.
Of course Bush is Emperor.
Overlords live on the tropical coasts in massive luxury villas, while slave labor toils inland. Price for Overlord admission = $ 10,000,000,000.00 in gold.

That's all I have so far. Sorry to rain on everyone's parade.
Your Humble Spiritual Advisor
Grigori

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Bush is bad. He is really really bad. I know because Kos and MoveOn say so. He should pay for all the crimes ever committed by anyone.

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I'm so happy Bush is going away! That goes without saying. Everybody but the heterofacist, racist, oppressive, islamophobic, Neanderthal white middle class is happy. The staff at our PC/White Guilt indoctrination centers (“schools” in oldspeak) is happy, the People™ are happy, the Children™ are happy, the unemployed are happy, the disenfranchised and oppressed prison population is happy. OK, the soldiers are not happy but they are just murderers who should be sent to the Gulag anyway so who fucking cares.

But the question remains…why am I happy? Why am I happy Bush is going away? Being happy that Bush is going because he's going does not make sense so what's the real reason? Let me tell you what it is. It is because Bush protected America. Bush is a patriot and that makes him a bad man. A dangerous man. An enemy of the People. A patriot will protect America against our Muslim brothers who want to kill us – as they should. A patriot will defend the family and middle class morality against fringe groups who want to crush them. The family is our enemy. Middle class morality is our enemy. Work ethic is our enemy. Christianity is our enemy. Bush defended these caveman-like, reactionary concepts and thus thwarted our plans for a socialist Utopia.

Now America is defenseless. Her fascist institutions are defenseless. Her economy is going to be destroyed. The middle class is going to be crushed. Religion is going to be crushed. Values and morals will be abolished. There is no patriotism left to defend them. Bush will sit on the sidelines and watch in horror. Serves him right, the fascist thug.

When these decadent values have been ignored or oppressed into oblivion, true socialism will be unopposed. America will be destroyed in her current form and then she will rise again as a socialist beacon for the entire world to emulate. Comrades! This is inevitable. History can't be stopped. We have won!

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Not more essays!!!

I just barely passed my English class, and now you want me to write more essays?!?

NEVARRRR!!!!!

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What the end of the Bush Regime means to me?

I've got to find somebody else to throw rocks at now.

I didn't really think about this. He was a good target because he never threw anything back at me. I really like that in a target. And he never moved. Just stood there. I like throwing rocks at people that don't move. I hit them. Bush wasn't just a good target, he was a great target. Not many people are stupid enough to make great targets that don't throw anything back at you, you know. But, I don't know what it means to me. Makes me feel sort of empty, I suppose. Like I don't have any purpose anymore. My stomach feels funny. Bush gone? What are people like me supposed to do now, anyway? Did Bush ever think about that? No! He's left me standing here in the rain with this pile of rocks and nowhere to throw them. Come back here Bush! Come back here, you! Those were the best eight years of my life. I had something to live for. And now you're gone.

I hate you Bush!

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Opiate wrote:Comrade Obama will allow only slightly-built women and gay men to drive; they will drive VW beetles which sip organic biofuel and will yield the right of way to all living creatures, including the extinct ones. It is the law!

Uh, yeah. I drive a 2009 Acura RL and run over rabbits when I can. Unfortunately coyotes love to die under Acura wheels. Total damage to cars to date? About $2K. Filthy vermin. And this chariot has 4WD and lots of power goes to the outside rear wheel, letting me surprise some people around corners.

But then come to think of it, no one has ever accused me of being anything other than a powerfully built piece of man candy.





Okay...what has happened to only being able to edit your own posts? Is this the new progressive way? I likey.....

Sorry,Erudite...just couldn't resist. And something tells me you ARE a tasty piece of man candy...just unavailable to my palate.....more's the pity ;)

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It is very important to remember: punishment and/or legal action and/or disciplinary activity and/or impeachment can be sought against Bush after he leaves office.

So let the battles against Bush never come to an end.

Let the American people fight and bring Bush down.

Bush must pay.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
KMTC Julius and Ethel Rosenberg Young Pioneer Middle School, New York, NY, 1990
Karl Marx Treatment Center Elementary (331), New York, NY, 1986
PlayTime Nursery School, Ardmore, PA, 1980

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What we can expect after the fall of the Bush and his regime of terror:



What a glorious new day!

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:What we can expect after the fall of the Bush and his regime of terror:

What a glorious new day!


Thank goodness. Now we'll all live happily ever after.

Long live our General Secretary Obama!

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But will the Bush Regime go quietly into that good night? I have heard disturbing rumors from reliable sources like Daily Kos that Bush is currently recalling National Guard troops from genocide duty in Iraq and Afghanistan to conduct an inauguration day coup to depose His Obamaness and institute a military dictatorship. I mean a new one, not the one we've been living under.

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Dennis T Mccullough wrote:What the end of the Bush Regime means to me?

I've got to find somebody else to throw rocks at now.

Exactly! Or, to put it another way, Hope™ and Change™!

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The end of Bush regime is the end of Global Warming(tm) and discrimination against criminals. Free the criminals! The fight for their right to commit crime! Also, finally, it's the end of Zionism, and it means the Jews will no longer whine about "being" discriminated. You know why...

I think of the movie Gone With The Wind, when Rhett and Scarlett are watching Confederate soldiers, footsore and limping, march out of town. Rhett made some remark about decency and order (or something like that) going to be gone when the last of them are gone. Bush's last speech made me think of this.

May God help us!!!!

I'm just sick.

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I think of the movie Gone With The Wind, when Rhett and Scarlett are watching Confederate soldiers, footsore and limping, march out of town. Rhett made some remark about decency and order (or something like that) going to be gone when the last of them are gone. Bush's last speech made me think of this.

May God help us!!!!

I'm just sick.

You certainly are, Alasandalakkk. The right to free speech is all well and good, but you can't just waltz in here and make comments like this. It is simply not permitted to say or even think anything complimentary, nostalgic, or even vaguely positive about the outgoing Fascist dictator George Bush, the Arch-criminal. Even worse is your attempt to force your religion on us with your plea for mercy. We don't have time for your hate here at the Cube. Obama and the New Order are all about inclusiveness, so you can just shut up right now unless you are wiling to pay proper homage to His Obamaness and join in the collective condemnation of Bush. We welcome all viewpoints here, but your devisive rhetoric just doesn't have any place in polite conversation. What if some child were to read this and think that His Obamaness is not the best president that this country has or ever will have? We can't allow such negative thoughts. Why won't you think of the Children, huh?

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Alasandalakkk wrote:I think of the movie Gone With The Wind, when Rhett and Scarlett are watching Confederate soldiers, footsore and limping, march out of town. Rhett made some remark about decency and order (or something like that) going to be gone when the last of them are gone. Bush's last speech made me think of this.

May God help us!!!!

May WHO help us?!?

All I'm trying to do is run a nice little contest here to fill the masses with B.S.* after the long, endless, eight year nightmare, and someone like you has to come in here with your hate speech.

Furthermore, I think GWTW should be banned. It's racist. Every time I see Scarlett flouncing around in those big bouffant antebellum skirts, I think of the horrors of slavery and I do declare the ensuing trauma is just too much for little ole me to bear.

But oh, Alasandalakkk! Can you forget what those people--Bush and Cheney and Rummy and Rove--what they did to us? Can you forget our beloved Constitution in tatters, the economy ruined, and our stature in the world burned to cinders? Oh Alasandalakkk, you can't forget how that terrible man stole the election, and destroyed all our civil rights! These are the same people who robbed us and tortured us and left us homeless and starving! The same people who disenfranchised the blacks to keep them from voting for Gore and then Kerry! I can't forget. I won't forget. I won't let my children forget, and I'll teach my grandchildren to hate Bush--and my grandchildren's grandchildren, too! By Obama, they will grow up thinking that IhateBush is one word! That Bushisevil is one word, too! Oooooh!

There are other things I could say on this subject, but I can't think about them right now. I'll think about them tomorrow, when I can stand it. After all, tomorrow is just . . . Inauguration Day!

*Barack's Spirit

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Commissarka, it is a bittersweet victory. While the Evil Bush Regime, EBR, is being scattered to the four corners of Obamaland, the revolutionary fervor that brought about it's end has gone from wild cries of "Yes We Can" to "OK, Now What?" The problem is that when the revolution was in full swing, chanting "Yes We Can" could lead to introductions to certain other, uh, passionately revolutionary souls of the other gender. For a while there, "Yes We Can" was as popular as a Girls Gone Wild cam in Cancun, no need to share vodka. Now, "Yes We Can" gets you nowhere and I'll have to go back to vodka and Chomsky and my Che t-shirt. The sexual tension that was, Hope, Change and Yes We Can has now been replaced by a post-coital (what's with all the Clinton people) I'll call you later (as in 4 years later). Literally, I've been told she's had her Obama and there's Change on the dresser for a cab. I don't think I can go 4 years without a meaningful chant and the mid-terms are like kissing your sister, let's not go there. Oh, how I long for the days when the many titted empress reigned supreme and our new ruler was the but a twinkle in the eye of passionate revolutionaries yerning for a good Obama. Oh well maybe another hand recount will tide me over untill the next election. I must request an increase in my vodka ration, I lent Bernie Madoff my shovel and now he won't return it. Something about excavation and China and returning it with a 10% longer handle, think of it as buying a stake in Red Jim.

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Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:What we can expect after the fall of the Bush and his regime of terror:

What a glorious new day!

That was so .... moving! *sniff*

Just like today's inauguration speech by His Excellency, President for Life Obama.

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ZB

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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:
Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:What we can expect after the fall of the Bush and his regime of terror:

What a glorious new day!

That was so .... moving! *sniff*

Just like today's inauguration speech by His Excellency, President for Life Obama.

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ZB

I especially liked the way Dear Leader held his hand out to the crowd....so Malcolm X-ish.

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Now that the WHITE DEVIL is out of the BLACK HOUSE we can really start to deal with racism by putting the white man in his place! ( because we all know that only white people can be racist.) All the years the white man has taken from the black man are over, for the chickens have come home to roost! God will no longer damn AmeriKKKA. Now we will let Hillary know what it is like to be called a NI**ER!
( (off) NI**ER, because I am a white guy, so i can't even type the word without being called a racist.)
(on)
We finally got a piece of the pie!
No more of the BUSHITTLER doin us like Bill done Hillary. He was ridin us dirty!
It is good to see the U.S. of KKKA has seen the light and voted for a man not based
on the facts. Not based on if he is qualified for the job. But because he is Black!
(well half black, but the white half don't matter.) Because of white guilt! And it is about time the white man started giving back!
Today I am proud to say...
I love BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!
YES WE CAN! AND YES WE DID!
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Comrades!! To pour scourge across the great Premier Bush face is to like pour out baby trotsky with the stalin water. Sure new dear leader is dearer than old less dear leader but no never forget Premier Bush face brought us free prescriptions drugs for the peoples health and he made 700 billions of bourgeois pig scum capital end up in other pig scum capitalist pockets that are bigger and easier for the peoples hands to fit into!! He brought us victory in the fight to indoctrinate the peoples children so that no child face may be left behind!! He stopped privates of socialist security!! He even inspired moving picture be made by peoples favorite director Oliver Stone face!! The glories of the Bush face regime may be eclipse in time by the even gloriouser glories of Premier Borax Heusseino Soetoro Odinga Uh Um Obama face but not forget he triumphs hooray!

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AUH2O, that was truly and inspired and magnificent statment of absolute proletarian gibberish. Congratulations! (Any chance that the first two letters of your name are a hint as to an alma mater?)

AUH20
Nyet Comrade Betinov, Biysk Pedagogical State University was Alma Motor for purpose of learning how to greater glory the state. AU is to remind the peoples memory that gold is luxury for lazy decadent western pig face and H20 is to warn that water is also luxury for same lazy decadent weiner pig face and also remind the people that fortune was present when Lyndon Johnson defeated most heinous Barry Goldwater lest the glory state of soviet unionization should have fallen twenty year sooner hand.

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"What the end of the cruel Bush tyranny Means To Me"

Oh yeah...
Rations burning low,
Lot's of crack and blow.
Lot's of Dick and Rice,
Everywhere we go.
No lovely pork in barrels,
Right outside my door.

All these things and more, baby
(All these things and more)
That's what the cruel Bush tyranny means to me, my love
(the cruel Bush tyranny means to me, my love)
Oh yeah,
Yeah yeah yeah

I see your smiling face
Like I never seen befo'
Even though I love you madly
But you are not the O -
The tingles that you give me
Can't drill my protected shore

All these things and more, baby
(All these things and more)
That's what the end of the cruel Bush tyranny means to me, my love
(the end of the cruel Bush tyranny means to me, my love)
Oh yeah

I feel like running wild (running wild)
No more war and no more child -
ren starving. No Gitmo.
I'll kiss you once and then some mo'
And wish you a progressive world of next Tuesday, baby
(Wish you a progressive world of next Tuesday, baby)
And happiness, happiness in the Obama year
Oh yeah

the end of the cruel Bush tyranny means to me, my love
(the end of the cruel Bush tyranny means to me, my love)
(the end of the cruel Bush tyranny means to me, my love)

Let's work and do not dally
Like Michelle we'll do what's right.
Can we change it? do we dare?
Such pretty, pretty lights!
Go to sleep and wake up
Just before the Inugaration Inawgeration Inaugyour... whatever

All these things and more, baby
(All these things and more)
That's what the end of the cruel Bush tyranny means to me, my love
(the end of the cruel Bush tyranny means to me, my love)
Hey yeah!

That's what the end of the cruel Bush tyranny means to me, my love
Yeah, yeah yeah, oh yeah
Happy Kwanzaa
Glorious Revolution
Oh yeah
{{{Insipid and meaningless party sentiment here}}}, yeah
Oh yes!
OH YES!
O!
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caveat emptor: in the spirit of proper party partisanship I plagiarized a bit of this essay from a very creditable source. Can I have that hypothetical trip to the Hague now?

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{{{Insipid and meaningless party sentiment here}}},

I would suggest inserting either the Inaugural blather "poem" by Elizabeth Alexander, or that WTF rhyme at the end of Reverend Lowery's benediction.

O willing Bush doesn't use Israel's cowardly, unprovoked attack on the defenseless, peace-loving Hamas as an excuse to cancel the The One's Inauguration and proclaim himself Dictator for Life.

For the first time since 1945, we finally have a leader who can address the "Jewish question" once and for all.

-- Your Information Minister

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:Free stuff!
Lots of free stuff!


Free healthcare
Free mortgage payments
Free gasoline
Free tuition
Free massages with "Happy Endings"
Free HBO
Free interest until 2012
Free concert by Free
Free ringtones
Free Bird sung just for me by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Free For All sung just for me by Ted Nugent
Free drinks at the open bar
Free with your paid subscription
Free of a world polluted by the Worst President in US History Ever!
Free Wang from the sanitarium
Free lunch

No more shall we be enslaved by a market economy and capitalism!
We shall celebrate the prefect freedom that socialism brings and that is free stuff!

Free (stuff) at last! Free (stuff) at last! Thank God Almighty, Free (stuff) at last!

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It means to me, that, though liquidation is imminent, I can go to my glorious, shallow grave in the killing field knowing that those who wish to illegally cross the border, running from Kapitalist Imperialism can be safe to die gloriously in a socialist haven. Bush, thank God, will go down in history as a right wing Kapitalist boob even though he was, in fact, anything but....

Dear Leader
It is glorious time to be illustrious socialist dictator within missile firing distance of America. Perhaps I will be receiver of warm letter from fellow traveler Comrade Obama and together we can curse and wave the fist at George Boosh.

I have good ideas for Comrade Obama that will bring swift end to financial crisis that has been brought about by capitalist pigs in America. Glorious new stimulus package should include the following:

1. 100 billion to build new gulags to house serial capitalists
2. 150 billion to build labour camp to produce goods
3. 50 billion for new security force
4. 100 million set aside reward money for turning in serial capitalists (see #1)
5. 250 million to build glorious new Politburo house for Comrade Pelosi and Kommisar Reid
6. 500 billion to nationalise energy, phone, news paper and television station
7. 200 million to build People's retreats for inspired leaders of great nation
8. 100 million for war crime trial for criminal Boosh and Cheney

Comrade, you cannot fail with this plan!

nobama
Bush was the last American president.

Comrades...
The end of the Bush imperialist, oppressive regime means that we are now free. We are free to labor for nothing under the great Socialist regime of our dear Leader Obama.
NOW..we Americans can be ONE with the WORLD. We too can be taxed unmercifully. We too can be part of the world and know the wonders of complete multiculturalism because now illegal invaders from everywhere will enter our land.
We can be one with the world and know the tranquility of want and abuse. We can now eat one meal a day. We can live in tree-houses with no electricity and be touted as "green" and 'native lovers of the land'.
We can join the world and live in squalor and watch our children scavenge in dumps. We can know the joys of being one with the world by being stripped of our rights and abused beyond belief. We will have the warm feeling of knowing that our dear leader and those he appoints are living in luxury.
What wonders of Socialism lay before us.....???
Thank you Obama...for replacing the relative safety of the Bush years...with unbridled spending, fear, the taking away of freedoms.... and all that Socialism affords. At least we are all equal ...now..equal with the world.
Long live Socialism.
Comrade Sovietskayakaputnik


 
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