Image

Estonia bans Soviet flag, USSR will liberate if not reversed

User avatar
Estonia_Soviet_Monument.jpg

This flag was Banned in Estonia by Right winged capitalist running mad dogs!

Estonia is introducing criminal responsibility for demonstration and spreading of official symbolic of the former USSR and its republics. Usage of the USSR symbolic is penalized with fines or imprisonment for the period up to 3 years. In case if a legal entity violates this law the fine may exceed 3.2 thousand EUR. The Estonian government is now passing the new law project to the Parliament.

An official representative of the Ministry of foreign affairs of Russia underlines that by introducing such law Estonian authorities continue the attempts to rewrite history and morally equal Nazi's misdeeds and heroism of the Soviet people who made a crucial contribution to liberation of Europe. The Ministry of foreign affairs of Russia also marks that such provocative undertakings of the Estonian side can intrinsically complicate Estonia-Russia relationship.

How did these Right winged fascists come to power there (Think George W Bush)??? Looks like we will have to liberate Estonia and send its right winged capitalist scum and nazis to Sibera for reeducation in our gulags.

I am also requesting that all party members fly the Soviet flag in solidarity to all Soviet citizens in Estonia who are disenfranchised by this decision.

User avatar
Huzzah for the Ministry of foreign affairs! How dare the Estonian dogs even attempt to equivilate the Nazis with the great patriotic accomplishments of mother Russia? They managed a mere 7,000,000 while Mother CCCP axed 20,000,000 of her own. Not even close! And half of Europe was liberated for a full 40 years before the eeeevil Ronald Reagan infected General Secretary Gorbachev's mind with all that perestroika and glasnost crap.

Toss the flag over their Western sympathizing capitalistic pig heads and screw them for the old hammer and sickle, I say!

User avatar
Sickening, just sickening! The Soviet flag is a unifying symbol of peace, equality and prosperity! This is another disgusting Rovian attempt to tarnish the sacred banner and its good name! Shame! How would Estonia like to be purged from the U.N!? Huh!? How about them apples you rotten revisionist pigs!

20,000,000 people IS JUST A STATISTIC! You soulless money making whores!

User avatar
Would this be a suitable time to release on those anti-freedom wreckers, the weapon MJ? Where is the beloved HRC when horrors such as this are happening?


I remain a grain of grit in the engine of Right Wing Oppression.

User avatar
Next thing you know they'll be banning the teachings of Marx and Lenin at their public schools and universities, setting back progress by a thousand years! Haven't those Neanderthals ever heard of the Greater Good™ of scientific socialism?

They have? Oh. And they didn't appreciate it? What's the Marxist ruling on apostates? It must be similar to the Muslim ruling on apostates: Those who have seen the truth but rejected it, do not deserve to live because they have made their lives useless. Something like that. In Muslim countries apostates are usually beheaded.

We must, therefore, send a few Chechen squads to Estonia, armed with dull saws and videocameras. This is what you get for not wanting to be part of the same country with Chechnia.

Then there's always Polonium, that locomotive of progress...

User avatar
*IDEA!*

How about suicide notes laced in polonium? BRILLIANT!

User avatar
In the spirit of international solidarity, and to cover the tracks, the envelopes with the suicide notes should contain white powdered Anthrax laced in Polonium!

Also to save the people's money on such a mass mailing, there should be one template suicide note preprinted on "Happy Holiday Season" greeting cards, with a blank space to insert the recipient's name.

For that matter, pre-printed suicide cards should be available at every Hallmark store this Holiday Season.

User avatar
Inside of card:

Dearest life-partner, kids and all the other loved ones I have yet to denounce,

I have taken my own life because I can no longer accept the heinous act I committed against Bill and Hillary. I'm so sorry, but I can't live with myself any longer!

MAY ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!

In a better place now,

[INSERT VICTIMS NAME]


(We could also insert gift-cards/ration cards to ease the families pain and ward off any possibility of them asking for an investigation.)

User avatar
I think HRC has already ordered a few thousand of those for the Solstice Holiday. The interns are filling out the blanks and licking the envelopes containing Polonium-laced Anthrax. That'll take care of the witness problem, as well as of the intern problem. They won't be needing no stinking cards when the Grim Democrat Pollster comes for them.

User avatar
Red Square wrote:Next thing you know they'll be banning the teachings of Marx and Lenin at their public schools and universities, setting back progress by a thousand years! Haven't those Neanderthals ever heard of the Greater Good™ of scientific socialism?

They have? Oh. And they didn't appreciate it? What's the Marxist ruling on apostates? It must be similar to the Muslim ruling on apostates: Those who have seen the truth but rejected it, do not deserve to live because they have made their lives useless. Something like that. In Muslim countries apostates are usually beheaded.

We must, therefore, send a few Chechen squads to Estonia, armed with dull saws and videocameras. This is what you get for not wanting to be part of the same country with Chechnia.

Then there's always Polonium, that locomotive of progress...

Let's send in the KGB and the Spetsnaz to clean house. Maby the Soviet Army too. We will smash it like we did to Berlin in 45.
If that doesn't work, we will use poloium or rican.

User avatar
The interns are filling out the blanks and licking the envelopes containing Polonium-laced Anthrax. That'll take care of the witness problem, as well as of the intern problem.

What about the free labor? Isn't that what we are all about? Forcing others to work for us for free?

Premier Brezhnev wrote: Let's send in the KGB and the Spetsnaz to clean house. Maby the Soviet Army too. We will smash it like we did to Berlin in 45.
If that doesn't work, we will use poloium or rican.

With all due respect, Premier, isn't that what we did in Afghanistan in 1979, send in the Spetsnaz? Look how that ended a decade later!


 
POST REPLY