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Fan Mail from the Oppressed Masses

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Neotrotsky wrote:Comrades,

one of my inside sources from the RNC
just mailed some information to me about their attempts
to disrupt the DNC convention.

While the details are limited, they were able to mail me a mock up
of the RNC intentions to disrupt the DNC convention.

While I am not sure of the intentions,, it does appear they want
to insert some strange and foreign object into the convention that will be distracting
and puzzling to the masses and our most glorious leaders.

No doubt funded by the Koch brothers!

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Ha! Rethuglican Neanderthals in full display!

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Coming this February (2016) Zoolander No. 2... rumored to have a scene starring The Cube
and Derek Zoolander!
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(One image every two years is not excessive, is it?)
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Comrades,

La Revolution is alive and well in the Revolutionary Republic of San Marcos. Our struggle has continued since we assassinated that lackey General Emilo Molina Vargas. We are jubilant now that the American President has lifted trade restrictions on our peaceful country. But we are even more excited about seeing two socialist comrades, Klinton and Sanderz joining together to guide the Imperialist Americans to the shining path of socialism. Our women are especially excited at the thought of meeting the great Bill Klinton since he is a champion for women's rights.

I will be sending my fellow revolutionaries updates...

Yours in the revolutionary struggle,
Comandante Cero

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Comrade Putout wrote:.
Coming this February (2016) Zoolander No. 2... rumored to have a scene starring The Cube
and Derek Zoolander!
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(One image every two years is not excessive, is it?)
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Comrade Putout, this is, indeed, a puzzle for geniuses!

The philosophical question that will always remain is: Once you have solved the puzzle, have you really found the solution?

I think this is a question we should all be asking The Party™.

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The all knowing and keen [color=#C0392B]Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt[/color] wrote:
Comrade Putout, this is, indeed, a puzzle for geniuses!

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Comrade Putout, the People's "Wand" is another website. No need advertising for them here...


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Comrade Putout wrote:.
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Yeah, that's right, Comrade Putout! That's why he is an avowed Marxist. A Marxist/Buddhist, if you will. Ha! No conflict of interest there, nah, nope, nada! Peace!



I once had a friend who had a quest to go to Tibet and gain an audience with the Dalai Lama. She was convinced that by doing so, she would find the true meaning of life, and would climb Everest, if necessary, to accomplish this.

I asked her why would she go to all that trouble when he lives right here, in the capitalistic United States, in exile. (Dumbfunk, N.J., I think, but not sure. Only Buddha knows for sure.)

She just stared at me. Incredulous. Evidently I had burst her "zeal bubble". I didn't mean to but, well, whattaya gonna do when facts rear their ugly heads?


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Comrades, our daily quota for emails has slowed down. How is it possible? I blame the capitalists for this problem.

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wow, Fan Mail from the Oppressed Masses : really impressive Feedback - not (just) because it's kinda flattering for KKK, the Kubist Komrades Kollektiv, but (primarily!) because there is many a good observation/thought here, in haiku brevity, and even more so - clearly palpable emotion, good high-grade Anthropos emotion.

P.S. object to 'KKK' ? null problemo, use KKKK = Kubist Komrades Kreativ Kollektiv, problem solved.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:wow, Fan Mail from the Oppressed Masses : really impressive Feedback - not (just) because it's kinda flattering for KKK, the Kubist Komrades Kollektiv, but (primarily!) because there is many a good observation/thought here, in haiku brevity, and even more so - clearly palpable emotion, good high-grade Anthropos emotion.

P.S. object to 'KKK' ? null problemo, use KKKK = Kubist Komrades Kreativ Kollektiv, problem solved.

Right back atcha, Comrade Genosse Dummkopf! Welcome to the Cube!

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Pamalinsky wrote:Right back atcha ... Welcome ... !
Always happy to hear from Comrade Pamalinsky, who - wouldn't I know her Hardened Comrade status & credentials - I would always be tempted to imagine coming straight out of the (culturally) splendid era of European Baroque, on the verge of Rococo ; you know - Lustschloß a.k.a. maison de plaisance, cultivated gardens ( jardin à la française ), harpsichord, sounds of Vivaldi - Boccherini - Händel - ... you name it, and Watteau - Vermeer - Kupecký ... .

_____________( a world bygone, visually breathtakingly captured by Kubrick in Barry Lyndon. )



Raul and I want that beautiful Rosie O'Donnell to come to Cuba and pull the sugar cane wagons. Weak Cuban women are not sturdy like Rosie and oxen.

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:Right back atcha ... Welcome ... !
Always happy to hear from Comrade Pamalinsky, who - wouldn't I know her Hardened Comrade status & credentials - I would always be tempted to imagine coming straight out of the (culturally) splendid era of European Baroque, on the verge of Rococo ; you know - Lustschloß a.k.a. maison de plaisance, cultivated gardens ( jardin à la française ), harpsichord, sounds of Vivaldi - Boccherini - Händel - ... you name it, and Watteau - Vermeer - Kupecký ... .

_____________( a world bygone, visually breathtakingly captured by Kubrick in Barry Lyndon. )

Thank you for understanding me, dear Genosse Sorry for the delay in my response.

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Comrade Putout wrote:.
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Well, if you would just take off those silly "virtual reality glasses" you might actually see reality. Then again, actual reality is something you eschew so, never mind. Enjoy the show!

Or, come to think of it...maybe you're just grabbing for the wrong thing, hmmmm?

Hope this sets you straight, if you'll pardon the expression. ; • )

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:wow, Fan Mail from the Oppressed Masses : really impressive Feedback - not (just) because it's kinda flattering for KKK, the Kubist Komrades Kollektiv, but (primarily!) because there is many a good observation/thought here, in haiku brevity, and even more so - clearly palpable emotion, good high-grade Anthropos emotion.

P.S. object to 'KKK' ? null problemo, use KKKK = Kubist Komrades Kreativ Kollektiv, problem solved.

Why would anybody object to me? I'm house trained, you know?

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:wow, Fan Mail from the Oppressed Masses : really impressive Feedback - not (just) because it's kinda flattering for KKK, the Kubist Komrades Kollektiv, but (primarily!) because there is many a good observation/thought here, in haiku brevity, and even more so - clearly palpable emotion, good high-grade Anthropos emotion.

P.S. object to 'KKK' ? null problemo, use KKKK = Kubist Komrades Kreativ Kollektiv, problem solved.
Why would anybody object to me? I'm house trained, you know?

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Comrade K(apitan) K(angaroo) K(ourt), any enemy uttering objections on grounds even remotely related to your Kubist Kollektive Kodename should be given a Kangaroo Kourt Karegiving.

BTW, isn't it fascinating that Dear Leader (of yore), on the way out of White House, adorns himself in your KKK uniform?

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Too long could not read oppressed masses words because of failure of government issued glasses.
Comandante Cero wrote:Comrades,

La Revolution is alive and well in the Revolutionary Republic of San Marcos. Our struggle has continued since we assassinated that lackey General Emilo Molina Vargas. We are jubilant now that the American President has lifted trade restrictions on our peaceful country. But we are even more excited about seeing two socialist comrades, Klinton and Sanderz joining together to guide the Imperialist Americans to the shining path of socialism. Our women are especially excited at the thought of meeting the great Bill Klinton since he is a champion for women's rights.

I will be sending my fellow revolutionaries updates...

Yours in the revolutionary struggle,
Comandante Cero


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You look awesome when you get cleaned up, Ivan!
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This morning a peasant hand-delivered this email to our armored mailbox at the Party Bunker:

Dear Mr. Atbashian:

I just wrote the following as a little tribute & thanks for all your work on behalf of truth & freedom in the silly West.

Love your website, thinking about buying your book, definitely need more shirts.

Crying In Our Wilderness

Comrades! Rejoice, because the revolutionary truth is conquering! Comrade Binks shares the party-approved doctrine with you!

Thankfully the author used a photo of me wearing black-and-white makeup, which obscured my true identity. I hadn't shaved and showered for two weeks in order to take that picture. I call it "me in black-and-white-face."



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I like seeing my name up here as the last post in the Fan Mail from the Oppressed Masses article!
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Comrade Putout is so busy tickling her pixels she'll never notice! wrote:.
I like seeing my name up here as the last post in the Fan Mail from the Oppressed Masses article!
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Captain Craptek - I give up... you win!
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Here's your prize and there is no need to thank me or respond in any way, shape, or form! Seriously!! YOU NEED NOT REPLY!!!
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Martin Luther's lesser known single thesis, 'Have You Seen This Squirrel?'
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I model the original "Pussy Hat" (circa 1957).

Did you know for many years the hat was known as a "Twat Topper" but was changed after the turn of the century due to political correctness... it was felt that not everyone could be at the top!

(I was chubby because I retained a lot of water as a child...)
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
I model the original "Pussy Hat" (circa 1957).

Did you know for many years the hat was known as a "Twat Topper" but was changed after the turn of the century due to political correctness... it was felt that not everyone could be at the top!

(I was chubby because I retained a lot of [highlight=#FFFF00]water[/highlight] blubber as a child...)

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So... did you guys see me handing out People's Cube swag last night at the Golden Globe Awards?!!

(Captain Craptek was going to go with me but at the last minute he decided he just had to attend his weekly LGBTQWXYZQWERTY meeting so... tough titties little buddy - pun intended!)
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