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Farenhiet 451 - People's Book Burning

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Comrades,

As the Glorious World of Next Tuesday approaches we must begin taking count of our libraries of knowledge and finally dispose of all those thoughtcrime riden books which plague our utter existence. For years our re-educated librarians and library councils have been Editing™ the dispersion of various books for the sake of The Children™.

Finally, thank Stalin, Comrade Obama has finally come along to lead us into the future full of Hope™, Change™, and Fluffy Unicorns.

As a service to The Party, we ask that you please list any books you deem worthy of the book burning that will commence on the Wednesday after the Glorious World of Next Tuesday.

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Let me offer the first book for the People's Pyro-Lit Pit:

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Add your suggestions comrades!


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Why bother burning books when most don't even bother to read them. The State under Obama is on a much more effective track of gaining control of the masses through the Internet and the MSM. They fully realize that people are easier to " lead " when others do the thinking for them. This is how Dear Leader became President.

( Critical thinking and intellectual responsibility are so, like, Twentieth Century.)

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Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand....just because it's becoming reality, more everyday! Oh HELL!
Anything written by Ayn Rand!
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[size=-1]America's abundance was created not by public sacrifices to the common good, but by the productive genius of free men who pursued their own personal interests and the making of their own private fortunes. They did not starve the people to pay for America's industrialization. They gave the people better jobs, higher wages, and cheaper goods with every new machine they invented, with every scientific discovery or technological advance -- and thus the whole country was moving forward and profiting, not suffering, every step of the way.[/size]
[size=-1]AYN RAND, Capitalism: The Unknown Deal[/size]

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Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk should be edited.

It is a satire of counter-culture, but should be edited as a 100% endorsement of counter-culture. The new and Correct version of the novel will never hint at Tyler being the tyrant that he is.

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This book should be purchased here https://www.shakedownsocialism.com/ and then burned for the sake of The Children™.... It is wonderfully very damaging to the revolution.

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I denounce these two incendiaries and shall happily fling their lying pages onto the flames! Phonics! Pah.
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I have already started the party comrades!
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On that glorious day of Next Tuesday ™ all traces of these and many other thought criminals shall disappear...

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Comrades, I must object to burning books as that would increase our carbon footprintz. I suggest we dissolve the books in a strong solution of lye. The wood pulp could then be recovered and used to make toilet paper.

The caustic vats would also be a convenient way to make our enemies disappear. Their defleshed bones could then be ground up to make fertilizer.

(Imagine wiping your ass with Rush limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin. Talk about poetic justice.)



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Comrade Whoopie wrote: (Imagine wiping your ass with Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin. Talk about poetic justice.)

Great Idea. I had the Peoples Engineers up all night on this one.

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