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Farquaad County Virginia

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Errr, I mean Fauquier (no that was not homophobic) County Bureaucrats are exhibiting levels of statist excellence that would almost qualify them for a People's Cube award. Not an actual medal, but possibly a drawing of one, on recycled paper. Specifically signalled out for accolades should be commissar extraordinaire Kimberly Johnson, who is working tirelessly to realize the dream of returning "personal" property to the state. As if persons, something more sapient than a mere biological production unit, even exist outside of the hallowed halls of government or academia.

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Rikalonius wrote:Errr, I mean Fauquier (no that was not homophobic) County Bureaucrats are exhibiting levels of statist excellence that would almost qualify them for a People's Cube award. Not an actual medal, but possibly a drawing of one, on recycled paper.

Dearest Comrade Rikalonius,

I did, only moments ago, suggest the possible use of Laika's poopies as a possible substitute for medals... would appreciate your thoughts.

Hero Dog Poopies of Recognition


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I think offering Laika droppings is a fine substitute for expensive medals. Someone as in tune to the party as Kim would probably eschew medals and rightly acknowledge the she had no part doing that, it was only the glorious spirit of the state inside her that compelled her. She truly is a clithead.

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Indeed this Kim Johnson is deserving of an award fitting for outstanding tyranny. The traditional acknowledgment would be a cloak made from hot tar and then adorned with a myriad of assorted Neaux Yahk pigeon feathers.

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Comrade Rikalonius, surely we can include other Northern Virginia counties, like Prince William (jokes about sexual orientation are optional), where the stench sweet aroma of Regressivism Progressivism wafts over the countryside like a putrefying, fetid miasma fresh spring breeze!

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Corporeal Whinny wrote:Indeed this Kim Johnson is deserving of an award fitting for outstanding tyranny. The traditional acknowledgment would be a cloak made from hot tar and then adorned with a myriad of assorted Neaux Yahk pigeon feathers.
Comrade Whinny, for some reason every time my Prog is "off" these days I find that old and cherished tarring and feathering of days of yore to be more and more to my liking.

Perhaps we shall come to that point again; one can only hope.

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Comrade ROCK,

If you provide the tar cloak, I will be more than happy to provide pigeon feathers from the darkest, dankest alleys in Chitcago (and there are many of them), for the finishing touch. Proud to say "made in America".

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Living in the neighboring collective of Maryland, we are used to such examples of order and decency being enforced by our ruling class. It is nice to see Virginia counties finally reaching enlightenment.

I had thought I may one day have to move to Virginia, and now it is not so scary a thought. I know my family and I will be protected from the perils of anarchic capitalism by a benevolent government.

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Comrade YDBTC, come on over; the socialist water is warm and inviting! We Progs in Virginia are slavishly bound and determined to follow the shining example of Maryland's Supreme Collectivist paradigm and make it even more of a toxically overregulated and burdensome an enlightened Statist hell-hole paradise for all our rezidents! Why, many of us have already moved from Maryland and D.C. to Virginia - we are like locusts destroying all those vile, evil conservative character flaws we've found here. As an example: We are changing the State motto, “Sic semper tyrannis”, to “Rexit semper a tyrannis”, with corresponding changes to the flag.


 
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