Image

Fat IS Beautiful NOW!!!

User avatar
Flying Pigs For Obama!

Image
-AgitPropCode AD-36
~

Comrades,

Although the glorious peoples scientific discoveries on FAT are not new comrades, the time to strike while the hammer and sickle is hot is NOW!!! Agit Prop AD-36 is ready and if ObamaCare does not pass we can trump private insurance companies with 97 million Obese Americans in the USSA! Even if some reactionaries disagree and have done there own scientific studies, they soon will be silenced by the jackboot of strong communism!


Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image
Image

User avatar
Red Rooster - I think with your propensity of coming up with series of consecutive linked images, you should instead start doing Youtube videos. You could try with this series and some minimal narrative, with appropriate music background. I don't know if Pink Floyd's "Pigs" can work here, certainly not the Beatles' Piggies... Maybe some heavy metal? Or some cheesy hip hop?

Depending on the video program you use, you can then have the winged pigs fly nicely across the screen. They don't even need to fly the wings, just glide.

User avatar
Red Square - We at The Wombat Factory™ are trained post-mortem video propaganda artists, but video being a time based medium takes more time. We will explore kinetics again soon for the sake of The Party™, thank you very much for your suggestion, Dear Trapezoidal Leader.

User avatar
And prithee how am I supposed to print out a You Tube video and tape it to my refrigerator as a warning, a deterrent, a monger of fear?

Though if you must and you need a soundtrack, may I recommend this:

http://weirdal.wikia.com/wiki/Fat
<br>Image

User avatar
Commisarka Pinkie, These are NOT deterrents pray tell, these are celebrations of all that is beautiful NOW!!!!

*Your recommendation has been acknowledged by The Wombat Factory, Heir Inspector.

User avatar
Good grief!!! Are you commies serious!?! Them's some disgusting damn fat people. I ain't exactly skinny, but I ain't gonna flaunt my fat like it's some kinda good thing.

I like what that feller said in the linked article: "Don't bend your elbow to your pie hole and won't get fat!"

I knew CommieObama was sick, but this takes the cake and eats it too!

I'll listen to commie propaganda, when pigs fly!!!

Hey Pinkie, remember me, *wink, wink*

User avatar
Comrades, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But in searching for a villain to help sell Obama Care to the masses, fat people persons of fat have been singled out as the leading cause of high health insurance rates.

They can anticipate taxes on their desire to eat junk foods and their health care under the Obama plan will be subject to rationing if their malady is deemed the result of their corpulence.

Eventually they're Body Mass Index itself will be subject to tax penalties, supposedly in an effort to encourage them to lose weight. ACORN and Americorps goons volunteers may even be detailed to harass any overweight person who ventures out in public.

All of course, for their own good as well as the good of the many.

Let's face it, people of fat are easy targets. They're big, slow moving and have always been the brunt of cruel humor.


User avatar
Elliott, just for that:

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic ... 7125#57125

Lone Stage Grip: Yes, I do remember you--in fact, I have your name written down in my Notebook of Special Purpose, which under no circumstances should be confused with my Hello Kitty diary.

BTW, who's paying you to come here and post your neocon delusions and conspiracy theories about Obama steering us all toward socialism? Someone has to be paying you very well to spew your Faux News addicted, digitally Limbaughtomized flat-earther birther 19 percenter drivel. No one subscribes to such crap because they really believe it.

Face it--YOU LOST! Your side FAILED! You had 20 years of Reagan and Bush and Bush only to prove nothing except what we Progressives already knew all along--that capitalism clearly doesn't work, duh!--and thanks to you and your ilk and above all, Bush, it's going to take at least a century to remake America out of the mess you and your cowboy buddies made. A century, LSG. At least. That's how royally, imperially the Right f**ked everything up.

Yes, only neocons could create a catastrophe of such chaotically monumental proportions in only 20 short years, that it will take the almighty Progressive movement centuries to untangle it and clean it up. And that's why you Rethuglicans can never be allowed back in power.

Never.

Ever.

Now if only Obamacare would allow me to live long enough to hear my great-great-great-great grandchildren say "Thank you" to me and my generation for caring enough about them to save America in time for them to grow up in a world untainted by the hateful, narrow-minded, mean-spirited, intolerant neocons . . . because the good opinion of people six generations hence is the only thing that matters to progs like me.


User avatar
Oh, you mean this?

Image
Only I don't think she really looks fat. She sort of reminds me of Janeane. (And do I really want to know what the guy on the left is doing?)

User avatar
Ahh what a glorious thread. Already I have done much internal purging after reading this. Carry on Comrades.

User avatar
Comrade Whoopie wrote:Comrades, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But in searching for a villain to help sell Obama Care to the masses, fat people persons of fat have been singled out as the leading cause of high health insurance rates.

They can anticipate taxes on their desire to eat junk foods and their health care under the Obama plan will be subject to rationing if their malady is deemed the result of their corpulence.

Eventually they're Body Mass Index itself will be subject to tax penalties, supposedly in an effort to encourage them to lose weight. ACORN and Americorps goons volunteers may even be detailed to harass any overweight person who ventures out in public.

All of course, for their own good as well as the good of the many.

Let's face it, people of fat are easy targets. They're big, slow moving and have always been the brunt of cruel humor.

I was waiting for a comrade to come up with this sorry excuse for compassion in this hallowed hall of praising beautiful fat. When the laboratory opens tomorrow Comrade Whoopie, we will provide you with a scientific diagram of our most astute and progressive findings.

For all your telling me is that fat will become a liesure and decadent desire akin to the mao mao of carbon credits...

Bertha: "Hi, my name is BiSexual Bertha and I ate twelve boxes of Kapitalist Twinkies today to fund the Obamessiah's Goreman strategies for Saving The Planet(TM)"

Bob: "Oh my gawd! Berth is so PHAT, she's saving the planet boxes of Kapitalist Twinkies at a time, she's HOT, and BiSexual, I bet she likes foursomes and fisting too!"

Oh beware, outdated notions of BMI and Health has nothing on Aesthetics, Kulture, and Psychoprogressive studies on this subject.

User avatar
I denounce Red Rooster for discussing fat people, foursomes and fisting in the same post!

User avatar
Fear not my chubby chasing chicken and Cock Le Rouge. I have already started to stockpile carbon in anticipation that the Cap-n-tax will be so successful that charcoal and graphite will become rare commodities worth 20 nay 50 times their weight in gold. That and incandescent light bulbs.

I will corner the black market. I missed out on the Freon ban. I coulda' bought tanks of Freon when it was cheap that sell now for a king's ransom. I won't make that mistake again.

User avatar
Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Oh, you mean this?

Image
Only I don't think she really looks fat. She sort of reminds me of Janeane. (And do I really want to know what the guy on the left is doing?)
Nooooo. . . the one about the o'Donnel and Rosanne Conner.

User avatar
No, Cho is not fat, she's just FUGLY from the inside out. See those are intestines and thoughts surfacing on her skin.

User avatar
Those are her intestines? I thought some child got a little carried away with the paint, and the guy pointing at her butt is saying "Hey kids! You missed a spot."

User avatar
Dr. Fruitstand has delivered hyr index for your perusal...

Image

User avatar
Dr. Fruitstand has delivered hyr #@&%!!! Myn index for your perusal...

Image

User avatar
Disgusting Male Chauvinist Pig body types cause Extreme Distress™!!!

Image
Dr John Morgan, an eating disorder expert, says that many young mensuffer “extreme distress” over the appearance of their body. Thepreliminary results of his research, which was carried out on malestudents aged 18 to 25 at Surrey University and is due for publicationnext year, found that one in five worry about their physiques. Morgan,who is head of the Yorkshire Centre for Eating Disorders, says that,for every man with an eating disorder, another ten desperately want tochange the way they look. “One in five men have some degree of quiteextreme distress,” he says. This can result in anything from obsessivedieting to spending vast amounts of time in the gym, or simply worryinga lot about how you look. “Not all these people are ill, but trueillnesses do arise from this fermenting cocktail of anxieties,” he says.
<include>Ofcourse, male body anxiety is not necessarily all that new, nor limitedto “metrosexuals”. In the 1950s, the literary macho man ErnestHemingway was preoccupied with his weight and would record itsfluctuations on his bathroom wall; the early bodybuilder Charles Atlasearned his fortune preparing men's bodies for the beach as long ago asthe 1920s.

But as the latest issue of Men's Health magazine attests, thispreoccupation is on the rise. A survey of its readers shows that 62 percent of them worry about their daily calorie intake. And Men's Healthhas bucked the trend in men's magazines by increasing sales for sevenconsecutive years.

An ICM study for Norwich Union in 2006 found that 36 per cent of menexaggerated how much they could lift. One in five men also lied abouthis weight – once considered a solely female preserve.

The rise of male body anxiety is harder to spot than the femaleequivalent as it's more complex, says Dr Stephen Edwards, a lecturer inpsychology at Swansea University. “In women it's very straightforward –they want to lose weight. Men fall into three broad categories: thosewho want to gain weight, that is put on muscle; those who want to losefat; and those who don't care.” There are also competing body ideals.Thin is in for most women, but would all men like to look like JarvisCocker, Arnold Schwarzenegger or David Beckham?

Deborah Schooler, a body image researcher at Brown University, RhodeIsland, says that there is little research into the rise of male bodyanxiety. “Twenty years ago, we weren't asking the right questions. We'dask about anxieties around weight loss, for instance, not recognisingthat many men have the opposite concern – putting weight on....”

Read More...



I am Extremely Distressed™ comrades!!! Luckily the progressive Brown University, who recently did away with Columbus Day in favor of Wild Indian Feather Day™ and did away with Easter in favor of Spring Leaf and Earth Mud Day™, is on the case!

Feel blessed comrades we will not have to be Extremely Distressed™ by looking up to such bourgeois body types any longer!

User avatar
Red Rooster, the culprit is clearly the Ken doll.

For years the feminists have been saying that Barbie has given girls the wrong idea about what their bodies should look like. Indeed, until Barbie came along just half a century ago, women were not the least bit obsessed with things like tiny waists, firm upright breasts, or whether they should have their manufacturer's trademark embossed on their butt cheek. Until 1959, women were always comfortable with themselves without the slightest regard for any sort of artifice or alteration to make them look less natural and more fashionable according to the dictates of the day.

Enter Ken, Barbie's boyfriend. I understand they finally broke up a few years ago, so now he's out there, he's in circulation, and men are starting to see what they're really supposed to look like, and that's Ken.

Have you ever seen a naked Ken doll? If you have, then you'd understand perfectly why you have male body anxiety, and you would indeed be Extremely Distressed.

User avatar
Commissarka!

Just hold your shovel there! I've spent plenty of time at womyn's colleges and I've seen what Barbie was up to long before Ken broke up with hyr...

Thanks to these fine progressive Professors...
Image
Barbie has been doing some "experimenting" away from The Oppressor Ken™...
Image
Same said Professors are responsible for the Therapeutic Matriarchy™ that has lead to this...

Image
And the Scientific Research™ that goes along with it.

I am sorry to say Commissarka, there is no match here for The Rooster!

User avatar
Comrade Red,

I have finished corralling your babes for the evening.
I assured them you could do twice as many if you're of mind too.

Image

User avatar
Thanks Comrade Reiuxcat, I see they still have that look of longing in their eyes...


User avatar
This thread proudly brought to you by Kelloggs - purveyors of high sugar, high calorie, low nutrition junk foods to feed fat children and binge eaters.

Sugar coated cardboard for breakfast is great for making your children fat and getting them addicted to unhealthy eating and a lifetime of obesity and obesity related disease.

Image

User avatar
Image
"White folk don't listen...60 days it ain't my problem..."


 
POST REPLY