FIRE SALE: People's Cubes now only $10 (1/2 off)

Have you always wanted to have a People's Cube on your desk or your bookshelf as a conversation piece or a meditation item? Have you wished you could use it in a debate as a visual aid to prove your point about socialism? Have you been postponing the purchase because of a high price?

The wait is over! You can now buy one at a 55% discount, for only $10 capitalist exploitation units!

We have just received a few boxes of beautiful red cubes that are just as functional as the expensive ones, and with the original People's Cube logo on every side.

Do not delay and buy them for yourself or as gifts to your friends, family, or coworkers!

CLICK HERE TO ORDER!

Operating manual included. See below.




 

Does the Bureau need to push the glorious symbols so badly that they forgot me?

I safely suspect the real reason why this is happening is because we’re the closest to The Glorious World of Next Tuesday™ than we ever have been
 

I exploit all the labor value out of mine and then have to buy new ones. So this is a steal!
 

The People's Anthony Sullivan

Does the Bureau need to push the glorious symbols so badly that they forgot me?
Sorry, we had to outsource this project to the Russian Bot Marketing International. Our hand was forced, if you know what I mean. Shame if anything were to happen to a nice site like ours. Meet our new Marketing Liaison, Comrade RB.


 

Аnother one...


 

People's Cube Inc. ? INC!?!

While this sounds kapitalist to me, and my comrades, and the folks in line for rations, and those of us who still frequent tractor barn #2, and the old babushka peeling the beets in the chow hall... we all believe that the People's Director is skilled in the art of maskirovka, or bullshit deception operations, and this would cleverly redistribute ill-gotten gains from corporate jet owners, and those not paying their fair share to subsidize Cousin Pookie.

It's Brilliant!



Comrades, I ordered mine, have you? Quit leaning on that shovel, convert some rations to Paypal, and push the button.

Consider this: If you can display a cube on a moment's notice, it may allow the sentries just enough time that you can get away while they solve the puzzle, and someone else gets the train ride! It could happen...
 

Wow! Iz nyext styep GIPC? Zye Giant Inflatable People's Cube (of Mystery 1)?
 

Most glorious comrades. I have redistributed ill gotten bourgeoisie swine capital and ordered a most equal cube. I trust it comes with orders from the high command on how the riddle of the cube is solved most equally and fairly.
 

My People's Cube sit proudly open in my People's Classroom of indoctrinated 13 year olds. No doubt they will be ready and willing to vote early and vote often when they turn 16.

They are often perplexed as to the purpose, point or strategy of this most curious object. They often ask me.... "What does it do? What is the point? How do you win?"

This is a glorious indoctrination tool for any classroom.
 

What is most equal about this People's Cube is that it can be easily manipulated personipulated handled by paws without opposable thumbs.
 

Red Square

The People's Anthony Sullivan

Does the Bureau need to push the glorious symbols so badly that they forgot me?
Sorry, we had to outsource this project to the Russian Bot Marketing International. Our hand was forced, if you know what I mean. Shame if anything were to happen to a nice site like ours. Meet our new Marketing Liaison, Comrade RB.


Oh, that’s alright. I’ll just have to sell the marketing liaison in a State-approved commercial to get even ensure State-approved equality with it
 

Komrade Komissar, this is a fire sale, you said it yourself. Fire sales are held after, well, fires!

My questions are thus:

1. Who started the fire (I know we didn't, Billy Joel told me so),
2. Who can we blame it on that will benefit us politically,
3. How can we tie it back to Drumpf,
4. Can it be used to nullify the Mueller report, and
5. Can we re-appropriate funds to rebuild whatever burned down in a more luxurious and Kommisarly manner?
 

DON'T FORGET YOUR SHOVELS!!! We are digging into darkness here...
 

Glorious news! The Unionized Socialist Postal Service (USPS) is bringing my cube! Once it arrives, we can schedule the long-anticipated "People's Cube Solving Tournament" at Tractor Barn #2! Watch for flyers on the doors of a tool-room near you!
 

Ivan the Stakhanovets

Glorious news! The Unionized Socialist Postal Service (USPS) is bringing my cube! Once it arrives, we can schedule the long-anticipated "People's Cube Solving Tournament" at Tractor Barn #2! Watch for flyers on the doors of a tool-room near you!
I am uneasy about this "tournament." Does it not assume that someone will (gasp) "win" and thus be privileged above those less equal? Oh, tell me it is not so. I feel faint ... triggered ... unsafe....
 

RedDiaperette

Ivan the Stakhanovets

... the long-anticipated "People's Cube Solving Tournament" ...
I am uneasy about this "tournament." Does it not assume that someone will (gasp) "win" and thus be privileged above those less equal? Oh, tell me it is not so. I feel faint ... triggered ... unsafe....
I empathize with Komradette RedD's felidaean feelings.
Shouldn't it be, like, "People's Cube Solving Kumbayament"?

While at that:
Transatlantic Kubists will of course (need it be said?) participate in that Kumbayament. Not only our well-worn People's Kubes™, we bring also our flags, banners, intervuvuzelas and all that.

Dekarbonizing our planet, vee vill of course sneer at the kerosene munching flying carpets, and travel by bike. Here a question: In case of significant wear of our boneshakers, can they - after arrival - be given a Bicyclic Jiffy Lobo™ in Tractor Barn #2 ?