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The White House head florist is gone and rumors are flying about why

The People's Florist was "escorted" from the grounds on February 13, (the day before Valentine's day for those rich enough to celebrate it)...

Conspiracy theorists have yet to establish a link between her dismissal and the use of RED (state) Roses, or rumors of a Ted Cruz bumper sticker on her hybrid car...

Details as they are invented released from the White House...

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Her character could mark as racist.

I'm not so sure, I hear from Great Chieftain-ess Warren that high cheekbones make her some percentage Native American Oppressed Minority, so she can't be a racist, can she?

And after all, if you are the "head florist," and put flowers in someone's head, isn't that your job description? I suspect foul play.

Perhaps our beloved Queen of Hearts caught her florist "painting the roses red" which caused the florist to lose her head.

Hmm. This begs the question, was Monica Lewinsky the Head Nurse on the Presidential Staff?

Does that open up the position of florist as shovel-ready? My wife has a strong back.

The florist was overheard singing this racist tune. Send me black flowers every mourning, send me black flowers in the mail, send me black flowers to my wedding, and I won't forget to do poses at your rave. I would have fired her too!

Maybe I am confused, Flat Fatima was a shoe in for this job.