Prepare for the guilt you so rightly deserve!
Ivan BetinovShould we not include a subset for animal oppression? Although the unidentified Hispanic man being oppressed by all of the other oppression cannot be guilty of oppressing any other human due to his position on the oppression flow chart, he is making the Avian Hispanic in the photo wear a red beret matching his own, thus exposing the Avian Hispanic to possible derision and degrogatory remarks.
Comrade, you are very close to committing thoughtcrime.
The flow of animal oppression and resulting guilt is pretty much exactly like this diagram. You see, if a black person starves a dog to death, a Hispanic person oppresses a parrot or a Chinese person boils a cat alive for the fur industry, it's not oppression at all and no guilt will result from it because it's classified as culture specific activities - unless you are White. Then you should feel guilty for not preventing it or buying "fake" fur.
Ivan BetinovAh. I knew there was something wrong with my logic. One jug to another, thanks for setting me straight and leaning me left.
Don't mention it comrade.
I forgot to mention that the Hispanic person is obviously very benevolant because he is releasing the parrot! He must have saved it from Gringos running some kind of oppressive pet trafficking business!
Premier BettyDoes the parrot really want to leave? It looks more like the parrot knows that if he stays with this great leader that he will be taken care of and won't have any worries. We could all take a lesson from that parrot.
And I bet the Party Lines are repeated flawlessly over and over again, with a sing-song lilt and a passion only a Party Parrot can achieve.
Polly want an entitlement?
Commissarka PinkieYou're using a "hot capitalist babe" to depict a typical white woman oppressed by a white man? I thought it was the "Boobs like Bombs" types who insist they're being oppressed--or at least dream of it.
Yes but she's an oppressor too so she has to be somebody who embodies the viciousness of the white female as well as her victimhood.
She is firing that gun because:
A) She is learning how to defend herself against white males
B) She is training to oppress minorities
Something is missing.
Where's the BEQ?
I got it! Just remove Himmler and use Röhm.
Nope, that won't work. Röhm was a white male and that would make the flow chart a two way street in flow progressivism.
We need your careful input.
Wait, let me re-phrase that. Ahh.. careful study.
Comrade OgrrreGrab your shovel and meet me at the station for a trip to the nearest Wal-Mart re-education camp, for I, too, seem to be a judgemental ageist.
Will there be hot (non hippie) babes?
Kommissar VodkovI forgot to add apology to my flow of oppression and guilt diagram. ...it convinces the oppressed that they are actually being oppressed, motivating them to tear down the evil institutions of oppression to bring about hope and change.
Precisely, Comrade Vodkov, and I forgot to acknowledge your excellent flow of guilt diagram (Kurgmann would be proud) on my post since they are related. Empowering the oppressed with the feeling of oppression is vital to motivate them. Speaking of which...
My only criticism, if I may be so bold as to postulate from all the way down under here, you didn't include in your diagram our idealogical brothers from The Religion of Peace. I fear they might be rightly outraged at the lack of inclusion and therefore be empowered to rightfully express their disenfranchisement through a rightful campaign of killing, burning, looting, sacking, raping....
I have to admit I hadn't thought of that glorious benefit of my diagram. Disenfranchising our insane Middle Eastern brothers by not including them in the Oppression/Guilt flow and thereby granting them excuse to go on a peaceful killing spree. Nice!
I see I need to rethink the diagram though. I need to include gay men and women of all races, animals, muslims and The Children™ to name a few. Am I forgetting anyone?
Kommissar VodkovI see I need to rethink the diagram though. I need to include gay men and women of all races, animals, muslims and The Children™ to name a few. Am I forgetting anyone?
As you know, I have never seen a reason for the Party to suffer the Islamofascists in any manner as it is of no benefit to us in any way, shape, or manner. However, since it really is impossible to diagram every oppressed category, why not simply include all in a single figurehead, the non-...dang it, I forgot the acronym, but the one that encompasses all white conservative men/women.
Commissar Pupovich...dang it, I forgot the acronym, but the one that encompasses all white conservative men/women.
There's also a chance, of course, that WASPs are simply an urban myth similar to yeti, and their dangerous claws are a mere exaggeration designed to scare little children so that they would not leave the boundaries of the progressive village.
...GAY OPPRESSION/GUILT DIAGRAM!
Muslim oppressing Gay-- oppressed by global warming-- oppressed by Haliburton as oppressed by Bush... uh I lost my place. I think it just circles around this point and comes back to me then it goes back around again.
KKKapitalist lion oppress gazette. Oh wait he a African American Feline person. Never mind, its okay.Only carnivous American fuana need convert to veganism.