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Focus on the ISSUES!

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Bread, circuses, and fashionable footwear...

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Proposal to 'ban high heels' causes stir in Russia

Misdirection, sleight of hand, and an iron grip on the news generators have protected Dear Leader (PBUH) since day one.

Vladimir "what Ukraine are you talking about?" Putin is an astute politician and an accomplished magician, this new policy, which is sure to protect The Children ™ has nothing to do with troop movements. Nothing to see here, move along...

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This is a little down the bunny trail, but who knew Susan Sarandon was Russian????
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Well, if it is For The Children™ (and potentially reduced work for future death panels Health Care Administrators), then it is a job task new opportunity for our FLOPP (First Lady Of Physical Phitness) to Get Mooving™ on a new project to show She Cares!™
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Anyer Marx wrote:
Well, if it is For The Children™ (and potentially reduced work for future death panels Health Care Administrators), then it is a job task new opportunity for our FLOPP (First Lady Of Physical Phitness) to Get Mooving™ on a new project to show She Cares!™
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Indeed, Comrade Mikheyev appears to have consulted with Dear Leaderess Mooch in formulating his appeal to high-heel wearers:
Speaking to AFP, Mikheyev said he was simply looking to raise awareness rather than ban heels outright.

He said his proposal was a sign that he cared about Russian women and wanted to protect them against any deformities, flat feet and other afflictions.

"They are young, they simply don't think about these things," Mikheyev said...,
Or as Dear Leaderess has said, "We Nag You Because We Love You."™

(Cats do not have to worry about these things, because we walk on our tippy-toes without need of supporting stilts.)

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RedDiaperette wrote:.... (Cats do not have to worry about these things, because we walk on our tippy-toes without need of supporting stilts.)
Comrade cat-in-mail-hat (you must get great reception in that thing!), I believe the cat's-paw print was just below the squirrel-paw print on Moo's "banned" list, but that part of the image was cropped out after a small contribution from Purina by mistake. You might still be able to walk on tippy-toes in the mandated politically correct healthy shoes, though you may also need to adjust the (also mandated) accessory large round red squeaky nose to do so.

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Just a quick TEST for all of the gentlemens, lesbians trapped in male bodies, lesbians, and any other LBGTXYZ and/or species not otherwise covered: LOOK QUICK! Then close your eyes and tell me ... what kind of shoes is the squirrel wearing?

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Comrade Tovarichi,

"Focus on the ISSUES!"

So Heartwarming to know that even as World Pride fires up in Toronto, no Cabana Boy is left behind. Ban High Heels? Our Bruno is even now hysterically burying his Imelda-Marcos-sized collection of Christian Louboutins' somewhere in the back 40 while trying to watch out for wild boar!

Remember Comrades. We promised we'd collectively look after his useless lamé behind. So Shovels Sharp! We're either going to have to help him bury them, or if there's nothing to worry about, dig them back up again. Oy!

Comrades Kommissar Sister Massively Opiated.


 
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