The latest decadent plottings of the Bushler-Rove-Chenny-Coulter junta of deviant capitalist-snakes is another attempt to destroy Mother-ship Gia by again manipulating weather. This time -it is by Global Raining (currently located over the key areas of the Peoples' Propaganda and Main Directorate of the Dictatorship of the Proletariat Centers in the Eastern Occupied sector of Amerikkka).

The Bushler counter-revolutionaries and anti-Progressive hordes have unleashed torrential rains as a typical unthinking reationary response to the successful campaign waged by the Peoples IT Guy and First PseuDo Scientist A.Gore who single handedly exposed and fought the same right-wing homophobic religious fanatics and their Global Warming attacks against us.

Stand together comrades -as a show of social justice and solidarty with our progressive causes - refuse to use umbrellas or raincoats until the reactionaries cease this current blatant attempt to drown the Progressive Revolution. We have withstood every attempt to destroy the revolution - Katrina, Global Warming tax-cuts, gas-price fixing, Enron, "traditional marriage", etc. and we will again do so against the lastest vile plottings and manipulations of our weather by Global Raining!

Curse you HAARP, CURSE YOU!!

Help me comrades! I'm fighting for survival in the 3 inches of rain the Bush Plantation House has poured on us here in Virginia, I'm using Kinder Comrades as a make-shift raft but they are drowning off fast. Please help! Send me FEMA debit cards, I'm running out of porn and vodka here and will not make it another hour. Oh my red stars, the feminist have resorted to cannabalism and are eating all the men, ITS THAT DESPERATE HERE, HELP ME!!


AL GORE SAVE OUR PROGRESSIVE BLEEDING HEARTS!!!

A detachment of blow-up dolls has been deployed to your location. They should deter any feminists because of their similar form and will not drown!