Cradle to Grave MarxistComrads,
Chairman M. S. PunchenkoBush won't stop till LA is wiped off the map. Pupovich, you have no choice now but to stop any and all gay pride parades in LA! It is the only way Bush will stop unleashing his weather machine on you! It is the only way now!! The only way!! Good Stalin, man! You must put an end to this madness!
Che GourmetThis is hilarious Pup! You have what is known as Chionophobia or the fear of snow! I find it hard to believe that a soldier of the Revolution has not encountered snow while on duty. What's the stink? No galoshes? What do you think your jackboots are for comrade? We get snow every f*#%ing day up here at the NY Gulag. Perhaps you should come up for a visit, Marshal? I'm sure there is a cure for your sad .....ahem... affliction....LOL
Commissarka PinkieAll of you have it wrong! (Except for Pupovich.) Obama has done this! He has reversed Global Warming as surely as he has made the oceans recede!
Red StarComrade Pupovich, was that snow tinted "Yellow" Now now Pupovich writing your name in the snow......
Quote:No, I was playing Comfortably Numb....
Marshal PupovichComrades! I am still being attacked by the Bush Special Weather Weapon Machine! Last week it was snow, today it is in the seventies! Yet it snows in Las Vegas! Then next Monday we are supposed to be down to the thirties again!
Laika the Space DogWell, if you use Wang Chung's logic. Bush hates New Orleans, which in turn means he hates black people, which means he has a hurricane machine and controls the weather, which means it's snowing in Las Vegas, which means Bush hates Muslims, which means Bush hates Jews, which means Bush hates everybody, and that's why there is climate change, snow, rain, cold, hot, you name it....
Marshal PupovichAmazing. so one must change their tires before entering NYC? Now that is Central Planning at it's best! I don't know who has it worse, but I think it may be ya'll....after all, snow here is a treat, an event, a rarity, but for you it is just another day with the shovel.
Comrade_ElliottI can understand you have questions with the "white stuff" where you live Marshal Pupovich, but here in Minnesota, on a year where global warming takes a break (we both know that's a lie), we get years like this. . .
Cradle to Grave MarxistYo Comrade_Elliott,
Cradle to Grave MarxistYo Comrade_Elliott,
Comrade_ElliottI blame Google for all of this.
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