Party apparatchik Google, who tirelessly, doggedly, and relentlessly pursues any dissenting opinions, has put the kibosh on another dissenter. Snitch'n is only bitch'n when it favors the party, otherwise it is subversion. Nothing is more disturbing to me, than seeing a person, who has been given access to the coveted halls of the United Nations, turn and attempt to portray this benevolent World body as corrupt.

https://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,331106,00.html

I'm not sure if Matthew Lee was off his medication and unable to understand the difference between real corruption, like the kind the Bu$h administration is perpetually involved in, and omelet making efforts of the United Nations. Fortunately for us, Google has stepped in to correct the error. A diligent Commissar found the website, probably acting on information provided by a real whistleblower, and not a subversive like Mr. Lee, and purged any links from it's mighty searching engine. The commissar even choose to simply write Mr. Lee a nice letter:

"We periodically review news sources, particularly following user complaints, to ensure Google News offers a high quality experience for our users," it said. "When we reviewed your site we've found that we can no longer include it in Google News."

I simply would have sent some nice men in suits to his house to collect his winter clothing and gardening equipment.

As you can see from Halliburton biased Fox News story, this has not deterred Mr. Lee from continuing his body of subversive work, and attempting to pressure and threaten Google into capitulating. This cannot be tolerated. We must support Google right to censor opinions not deemed "correct" by the United Nations, in whom we trust.

We all know the power of visual propaganda. The party needs it's heroes like our Empress. I think we need a new hero, Googleman! Google man searches the ether for signs of dissent in the confusing information age. Never again will the proletariat have to worry about what the read. Googleman will protect them.

Fear not Rikalonius, there is a googleman.
http://blogoscoped.com/googleman/

Ah but Commissarka, apparently the wreckers sent by Criminal Commissar Vodkov has snatched neo-con defeat from the jaws of victory, and Google backed down.

I wonder what Googleman's theme song is....

Premier Betty wrote:I wonder what Googleman's theme song is....

Funny you should ask. I was doing some research about a google. They actually claim to have taken their name from a Googol, which was coined by some 40s mathmatician (who references his 9 year old sons influence) as 10 to 100th power. But further digging reveals a character from the early part of the 20th century named Barney Google. Barney Google even had a theme song.

Who's the most important man this country ever knew?
Do you know what politician I have reference to?
Well, it isn't Mr. Bryan, and it isn't Mr. Hughes.
I've got a hunch that to that bunch I'm going to introduce:
(Again you're wrong and to this throng I'm going to Introduce:)
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google bet his horse would win the prize.
When the horses ran that day, Spark Plug ran the other way.
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google had a wife three times his size
She stood Barney for divorce
Now he's living with his horse

Who's the greatest lover that this country ever knew?
And who's the man that Valentino takes his hat off to?
No, it isn't Douglas Fairbanks that the ladies rave about.
When he arrives, who makes the wives chase all their husbands
out?
Why, it's Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google is the guy who never buys.
Women take him out to dine, then he steals the waiter's dime.
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google is the luckiest of guys.
If he fell in to the mud, he'd come up with a diamond stud.
Barney Google with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

Who's the greatest fire chief this country ever saw?
Who's the man who loves to hear the blazing buildings roar?
Anytime the house is burning, and the flames leap all about,
Say, tell me do, who goes, "kerchoo!" and puts the fire out?
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google, thought his horse could win the prize.
He got odds of ten to eight; Spark Plug came in three days late.
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.
Barney Google tried to enter paradise.
When Saint Peter saw his face, he said, "Go to the other place".
Barney Google, with the goo-goo-goo-ga-ly eyes.

I have thus far only edited one line. Replacing "
Barney Google had a wife three times his size"with "Barney Google had a Chinese wife three times his size." I'm particularly fond of the last stanza.

Did you know Charles Schultz got his nickname of "Sparky" from Googles horse Spark Plug?

Isn't a googolplex 10^10^10?

Have you forgotten PeoplesMath™?

But in non-PeoplesMath™ terms, both of you are way off.

From Wikipedia:

Edward Kasner's nine-year-old nephew Milton Sirotta coined the term googol; Milton then proposed the further term googolplex to be "one, followed by writing zeroes until you get tired". Kasner decided to adopt a more formal definition "because different people get tired at different times and it would never do to have Carnera [a champion boxer] be a better mathematician than Dr. Einstein, simply because he had more endurance".

How big is a googolplex?

One googol is greater than the number of elementary particles in the observable universe, which has been variously estimated from 1079 up to 1081. A googol is also greater than the number of Planck times elapsed since the Big Bang which is estimated at around 8*1060. Therefore a list of the state of every particle at every measurable unit of time since the Big Bang would have nowhere near a googolplex entries (around 8*10140).

Since a googolplex is one followed by a googol zeroes, it would not be possible to write down or store a googolplex in decimal notation, even if all the matter in the known universe were converted into paper and ink or disk drives.

That's almost as big as The Lizard Queen's ass.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Have you forgotten PeoplesMath™?

Yet more evidence of how you people are brainwashing this would-be brilliant and rich person. He shows great promise, but you people do nothing but beat the intellegence out of him in the name of eqaullity.

As far as this google thing goes, I just do not understand a company siding with you commies. Unless, they think that you will win in the end and they are getting on your good side so that they may still manage the future goverment search engine google.com.

I do not understand why everyone doesn't side with us. I mean, come on! We promise people that they can have anything they want, do anything they want, believe anything they want without any negative repercussions for them and all we ask in favor is their souls, 90% of their money, and a little loyalty. What isn't desirable about that?

Investor Fox wrote: Unless, they think that you will win in the end....

Pale Imitation of Glorious Progressive RedFox. where have you been the past month? In some poor third world nation looking for yet another desperate village to enslave, to plunder? The Glorious World of Next Tuesday is a certainty come November, and there is nothing you or anyone can do outside of assassination between now and then. The United States is no more. The United Socialist States of America is now guaranteed, for we will have one of ours, a socialist in the White House come November. Whether the name is Clinton, Obama, or McCain, it is only a matter of degree.

Premier Betty wrote:I do not understand why everyone doesn't side with us. I mean, come on! We promise people that they can have anything they want, do anything they want, believe anything they want without any negative repercussions for them and all we ask in favor is their souls, 90% of their money, and a little loyalty. What isn't desirable about that?

And look at what we give them in return: freedom from the strain of making decisions, freedom from the effort of thought, freedom from the ravages of religion, safety from the absence of firearms. equality of health care, equality of outcomes, freedom from competition etc. Of course I could go on and on.

It is a wonder anyone would want to live without such things.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:

Investor Fox wrote: Unless, they think that you will win in the end....

Pale Imitation of Glorious Progressive RedFox. where have you been the past month?

Well, here and there. No doubt that you have seen more of RtPF lately than me, but it is only because there are contracts to be made, money to be dealt. There is a lot of oil left over from my world (for those of you that are sci-fi and geeky enough, I am really RtPF, who exists in another realilty [surprise, surprise, why do you think that RtPF blows a cork every time that he sees or hears from me? I am everything that he hates, but yet am him]) and I think that Halliburton and I can strike some sort of deal.

In some poor third world nation looking for yet another desperate village to enslave, to plunder?

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Commissar, do you call setting up solar power, water pumping stations, and lending tractors so that they can grow the crops and we can split the profits 50/50, plunder? I really do not see it as that. When I visit these villages, not only are they very thankful to me, they also seem to be generally well off. I do not know, cannot put my figer on it. Maybe it is the fact that they do not starve anymore, or maybe it is because they are no longer sick. No, no, maybe it is the fact that the village council is going to buy a computer for the first time for the villagers to use. I hear that there is a waiting list 3 days long. Some of the villagers are even starting to open their own little shops and such. So cute, reminds me of when I was a lad selling fusion rods on the sidewalk.

The Glorious World of Next Tuesday is not a certainty come November, and there is nothing you or anyone can do outside of assassination between now and then. The United States is no more. The United Socialist States of America is now guaranteed, for we will have one of ours, a socialist in the White House come November. Whether the name is Clinton, Obama, or McCain, it is only a matter of degree.

Ummm, you are right there. It does seem that there is only going to be shades of red for a choice this election. Of course, judging from your history, it looks as if for awhile your people have not voted *for* anyone, but *against*. Thank the stock market that I will always have a home. I just feel sorry for the people here.

[off charcter]

I may or may not be here as much as I would like throughout the week. It appears as if the kapitalist companies are building their products to the same standard as the USSR. My HP laptop, which I normally use for everything, is broken now. The hard drive on the thing is shot and the fan is making a grinding noise. Thank goodness that I bought that extended warranty! It has already paid for itself, but this just makes it a bargan. Anyhow, HP is sending me a box to ship it in and it should be here tomorrow. I should have it back within a week or so. Until then, I got this Dell laptop that runs ppppaaaaiiinnnfffulllyy slow, so the work I do on it is limited. Will still try and make it a point to drop in though.

RtPF/Investor Fox

[on charcter]

Clearly I have a problem here as Director of Mental Health. RtPF/InvestorFox, I have searched high and low and have been unable to find where you have completed Form-1067-D Mental Health Disability/Subsidy Permit. All multi-personality (neurotics) and fractured personality (psychotics) are required to complete this form. Please submit this immediately. There is no need to send a doctor's statement in proof as we have all the evidence needed.

There is a lot of oil left over from my world (for those of you that are sci-fi and geeky enough, I am really RtPF, who exists in another realilty

Oh cool! Do you have like that whole Spock's Goatee thing going on? Are you right handed where our Fox is Left handed? Which way does the water swirl in your toilets?

What is disturbing about this admission is that if this comrade's time is divided between progressive Party work and destructive investments in capitalism, then he is not giving 110% of his effort to the Party.

Don't worry, he is. He's just giving 110% to the party and 100% to his alternate personality.

You are right, I plum forgot to use PeoplesMath™!

[off character]

Uhg, it appears you people have confused my *off character* signature with both my characters. Comrade Ivan Betinov understands the concept. Maybe it is my fault for choosing a complicated sci-fi scenerio, but since I have stepped my foot in it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdrNNKYBMXM

(sorry, cannot seem to embed it for some reason.)

<br>Wikipedia Linky

[on character]

Oh cool! Do you have like that whole Spock's Goatee thing going on? Are you right handed where our Fox is Left handed? Which way does the water swirl in your toilets?

Ironically, I am right handed and RtPF is left handed.



[off character]

Which way does the water swirl in your toilets?

I know this movie, help me out here, the title is.....



[on character]

Investor Fox wrote: I know this movie, help me out here, the title is.....

Mad Max?

[off character]

Uhmm, can't remember; oh well.

[on characater]

I used to watch this slider....but that just won't fly Comrade. For he didn't keep popping back and forth to the same two dimensions. No, I suspect something much deeper going on here. LOL

That's why Sci Fi is better when it's only in one dimension. With Reavers.

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Have you ever seen this quality science fiction, that I might add is also based partially on the authors real life, and quite progressive to boot?

I know this movie, help me out here, the title is.....

It's from the Simpsons.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:I used to watch this slider....but that just won't fly Comrade. For he didn't keep popping back and forth to the same two dimensions. No, I suspect something much deeper going on here. LOL

[character off]

Ah, but do not forget, the reason why they did not do that is because they got lost from their home-reailty. If you recall, later on in the series, they were able to store coordinates, which would have definablly made it possible to travel just between 2. Besides, the Investor Fox/RtPF setup is a little different than that. A wormhole was opened up between RtPF's world and Investor Fox's world and it opens up between the two by defualt. Think of it as a stream, and it flows a certian way until changed. I know, I have thought waaayyy to much into this.

Premier Betty wrote:That's why Sci Fi is better when it's only in one dimension. With Reavers.

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w00t! 5w33t! sw33t!!!!11!

[starts jumping up and down]

I love space wars!!! w00t! w00!1

[suddenly stops, clears throat]

Um, yes, Firefly. I have seen the series, but not yet the movie.

It's from the Simpsons.

oh, alright. I must have just heard about it then, but I know that did.

SEE THE MOVIE!!!! It is good. And cool. And introduces the 4x0m3 Alliance Operative who kills lots of people and is an all around beast. Plus it finally explains where the Reavers came from.

Investor Fox wrote:Besides, the Investor Fox/RtPF setup is a little different than that. A wormhole was opened up between RtPF's world and Investor Fox's world and it opens up between the two by defualt. Think of it as a stream, and it flows a certian way until changed.

Ahm much like the way reality flows between psychosis and sanity until changed by the Peoples Antipsychotic....er.... you haven't ran out have you?