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Great Moments in Demagoguery: ObamaCare Saves 3,000%

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Remember this? Back in 2010 ObamaCare saved employers 3,000% [!!!] on healthcare premiums.


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Oh, Boy! Let's see...At $500 a month for a small family, times 12 months, times 3000% = $180,000 a year raise!! WOW! In in!

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3% decrease....no.....30% decrease.....no, no....300% decrease in insurance costs....NO....3000%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Leader says it.....therefore it is....

Simplicity, ah, we are so fortunate that Dear Leader is so good to us.

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I have saved said amount and am now receiving almost 1 million from dear regime in government subsidies. Is not dear leaders redistribution glorious. .. . except from the greedy capitalist he steals it from.

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Yes, Comrades, as progressives we increasingly understand how randomized heuristic algorithms could be unexpectedly applied to the intuitive processing of random data in a novel way so that it is easily understood by all. While such a claim might seem counterintuitive, it is supported by prior socially relevant work done in the past. Dear leader has just described a rather robust conceptual mathematical tool for solving this promising challenge using transformative hermeneutic heuristics for processing random data. Accordingly, the main focus is, obviously, the evaluation of such methodology, yet while encouraging, it is no the less intriguing, that is to say that our findings verify ways in which people with an insufficiently developed state could possibly understand as some sort of an all encompassing cyclic wheel of good fortune. This mathematical concept clearly demonstrates a profound approach, and thusly, is a compelling foundation for future interpolation and methodology. Although a random process might carry a slight risk of being insufficiently relevant for the problem at hand, the solution to any such conundrum could be surely looked for in a multidisciplinary approach and remains true to the test of 3000% give or take a few.

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Sounds like he took a page out of the current car sales handbook, i.e., get them to buy by telling them what a huge amount of money they're going to save.

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Well, if you are some evil kapitalista corporation <spit> eliminating workers and/or health care benefits you probably could save 3000% on premiums. That's OK, more uninsured for the exchanges and more unemployed/uninsured PROVES that the ObamaTax was needed to address the problems of the uninsured! Laws that create the supposed need for the law are the best!


 
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