This Johnny scares me though - do you see that look in his beady little eyes??
Yes, this graphic was based on an actual meme, (sometimes involving Rosie O'Donnell - lol), that resurfaced after recent incidents and also based on actual liberal comments about how the spoon was designed to "nourish." Not just feed, but "nourish." How do you know the spoon is being used to nourish, and not for crack cocaine or to shovel lard into your mouth? Spoons are useful for both of those things. Why stop at nourish.
What about pencils. They weren't made to write, but to transcribe great works of progressive thought. And cars were not made to transport, but to pick up illegals and take them to the nearest voting facility.
The gun, is also made to nourish, if you use it to kill a buffalo and feed your starving family. This trite explanation clearly came from a warm, fuzzy, Unitarian Universalist service (☾ ☮ E ✡ ☼ ∫ †). Who uses the word nourish to describe a spoon? There's no possible way you can know that's why a cave man made the spoon.
A spoon is basically a shovel. A shovel can be used to dig up dirt or shovel junk into your mouth. What about hands. Food can be shoveled with hands. You can also kill with your bare hands. What were hands "designed" for? Did you ask Gaia when she created the earth or Darwin when he evolved us from goo?
What about the knife? The knife can kill OR nourish. Use the knife to cut up the buffalo you just shot and nourish your body with it. Or kill someone in a tribe fight. Which one was it made for?
The car could have been specifically designed by a republican to kill the planet through global warming. Who says it's only for transport?
Soda is designed to kill. It pumps your body full of sugar which causes obesity and is more deadly than guns. Coke was originally made with cocaine. Therefore designed to kill.
The pencil is a wooden stake. It can be used to write, or stab a person and give them lead poisoning, stab an animal, poke someone's eyes out, or pick up leaves. A gun, in the right hands, can save lives. Can a pencil?
The correct answer is, of course, that none of these objects belong in the hands of a proletarian:
1. Guns: the reason to remove these are obvious. Guns are a zero sum game. For every gun you have, the government loses one gun to protect you from criminals with guns. Further - people can not be trusted with guns, therefore government employees can be entrusted with guns. The logic of this is readily available in any Marxist tract.
2. Spoons. Spoons can be used as weapons against the state by removing state grain stocks and squirreling them away in the human body which simply converts this to waste. The spoon is therefore the enemy of the collective, which relies on knowledge of the presence of this grain for the safety and security of the collective. A spoon can also be turned into a gun by holding the end of it between thumb and forefinger, loading bowl with small pebble, and making flicking action towards target.
3. Cars. Driving a car is simply murdering the planet. This requires no further explanation - the only legitimate use of a car is to transport guardians of the planet to the site of car confiscations, and to well earned vacations on the Baltic coast for purposes of recuperating trigger finger.
4. Pencils are both a pointed instrument and can be used to spread unapproved propaganda against the party.
The new man shall only be allowed to carry a small blunt trowel for digging trenches and a sheet of newspaper for bedding.
If the SUV was not there, this would not be a problem!
Let me see if I have this Korrect, George Bush brings about SUV's, SUV's cause gun related violence, (I'm trying to connect the dots here)
George Bush must THEREFORE...
ChedohComrades, we should start a movement or "Car Control".
Comrade Chedoh,The car control campaign has been going on for a long time now. Cars are quintessential in the difference between EUropean comrades and imperialist thug Americans. Think about the heroic work of Comrade Al Gore.
Fall in line ladies (and Ms. Olga)
Now this is a lesson in gun control ...
BTW, Olga, you had me at "Gun", sigh I just love a good woman that carries a chainsaw.
Oh, and: "WANT!!!"
Nobody NEEDS that many teeth on a chainsaw!