Happy birthday, Ebola Barry! As a very special gift, we put your name in the dictionary.

obama

[ob-ah-muh]
noun
1. Vulgar.
a. excrement.
b. an act of defecation.
2. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.
a. nonsense; drivel.
b. falsehood, exaggeration, propaganda, or the like.
3. refuse; rubbish; junk; litter: Will you clean up that obama!
verb (used without object), obamaed, obamaing.
4. Vulgar.to defecate.
verb (used with object), obamaed, obamaing.
5. Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.to talk nonsense to; attempt to deceive.
Verb phrases
6. obama around, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.
a. to behave in a foolish or silly manner.
b. to avoid work.
7. obama on, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.
a. to treat badly, especially by humiliating, insulting, or slighting.
b. to cause misery, misfortune, or discomfort.
c. Slang.to break a promise or fail to fulfill a duty or obligation; renege.
8. obama up, Slang: Sometimes Vulgar.to botch, ruin, or cheapen; make a mess of.

Origin:
20th Century Chicago; originally “Sotero”


Synonyms:
pelosi; boehner; sharpton; biden; schumber; democrat; media; soros; gore; kerry; feinstein; kennedy; clinton; emanuel; jackson; boxer; warren

I'm trying to find a way to use that word in polite company, but it just doesn't seem to ... A glorious tribute to Dear Leader (PBUH)! FORWARD!

Not to put too fine a point on it, but, Way to put a Fine Point on It!

Now I don't have to learn so many annoying words. I can now say things like:

"I will Barry you,"
"You are so Barryish."
"You Barry!" (lie)
"Go Barry yourself!"
"I gotta take a Barry"
"Hey, you Barried me! I'm offended."
"They Barried that one up."
"Shit, you gotta be Barrying me."
"That is so, like, Barry."
"Hey, man, I wasn't doin' nuthin', I was just Barryin'"
All those people who died? I guess they just got Barried. Too bad.

I am so grateful to you for coming up with this wonderful excuse for not having an actual vocabulary.

I hope you are happy with my results. Thank you for this opportunity to show just how easy it is to appear "smart."

You da Barry Best, Comrade Fine! (No, no, no! In this case, "Barry" actually means "very." I'm still learning.)

p.s. I'm just getting started.

Awe, Jeesh, Moochelle, just "relax" and think of England, or, well, Spain, if you wish.

What's the problem?