‘Guys, hot ladies are waiting to talk to you': What deaf Obamacare customers were greeted with after being mistakenly directed to a sex chat number instead of insurance line

That's right Comrades,

Dear Leader Barack Hussein Obama has thrust it upon us. From free Platinum Titanium Gold Plans™ to a happy ending with a filthy skunk young, insatiable Obama-nymph, we now have everything we ever could have asked for.


I certainly was pleased when I was placed in the virtual waiting room for 3 hours, then disconnected, then reconnected, ultimately being sent to a video sex chat line (all for free). You see Comrades, it is Dear Leader's wish that we all have a happy ending while enrolling in his signature achievement, ObamaCare. To me, his rerouting us to video sex chat, is just a small glimpse of what else he has in store for us. The man is a supreme leader.

Now I ask all of you, What other leader in the entire galaxy would have thought of this? The answer; No one, that's who. Does anyone think Super Vlad would have thought of this?


The answer is No. No Comrades, not even Super Putin could have come up with such a glorious ending to the most pleasant enrollment experience ever. Thanks again Comrade Obama. By the way, my lady friend was asking if there is a woman's only waiting site for a little late night enrollment pleasure (just in case I'm out of town of course)?

Do not forget, Comrades, that it was Pope Algore who invented Happy Endings.

In a motel room in Portland.

I just got off the enrollment video/phone line with Comradette Lulu. She sure is generous, kept offering me steaming clams out of Cleveland. I put my order in for 2 dozen. Must be them big Lake Erie clams I keep hearing about. I'll bet Comrade ROCK has had a few of those after his induction to The Progressive's Rock and Roll Hall of Equality. Or maybe it is a People's locomotive? Anyways, got'em ordered.

Has the Affordable Healthcare act gone international? When I called, Navigator "Cinnamon" wanted me to go "around the world." Dear Leader (PBUH) thinks of everything.

Tovarichi wrote:Has the Affordable Healthcare act gone international? When I called, Navigator "Cinnamon" wanted me to go "around the world." Dear Leader (PBUH) thinks of everything.

Comrade Obama sure has all of the bases covered. I had a nice chat with her also Tovarichi. Such a humorous helpline/sex chat employee, especially when she discussed how a couple of curious insurance purchasers kept insisting she was "Graham Bell". Oh how funny, hes been dead for so many years, but those 2 zany Gold Plan prospects just kept on laughing with her about this wacky inventor. Dear Leader hires only the best.

Perhaps our Glitch-Girl has found some new employment?

Regarding these "accidental" phone sex chats; A friend of mine asked, "Will the NSA be permitted to produce these records in court?" Just curious.

On a related note...

It is satisfying to see just how accurate our five-year plan was...