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Today one of our comrades struck a blow for our movement by crashing his plane into a building housing the local IRS office.

I have just read his suicide note and it is a triumph. Here are some excerpts:

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Now it is important that all our media organs report only that he was angry with the IRS so that he can be denounced as a Rightwing whacko. This will allow comrade Janet Napolitano to increase funding for surveillance of Tea Party Bagger radicals. And remember, this was NOT an act of terrorism. That is the official Current Truth. Understood? Good.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Today one of our comrades struck a blow for our movement by crashing his plane into a building housing the local IRS office.

That is the official Current Truth. Understood? Good.



operation notes: it always puts a bittersweet tear into my night vision goggles when an agent takes one in the cornholster for our cause. simply beautiful. sweet and elegant.

enjoy your dirtnap, you've earned it.


reporting agent: blackmarket citizen - the peoples black op

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Published on Thursday, February 18, 2010 by embeddedart.com
Suicide Note Posted by Man Linked to Austin IRS Plane Crash
"Well, Mr. Big Brother IRS man; take my pound of flesh and sleep well"

If you're reading this, you're no doubt asking yourself, "Why did this have to happen?" The simple truth is that it is complicated and has been coming for a long time. The writing process, started many months ago, was intended to be therapy in the face of the looming realization that there isn't enough therapy in the world that can fix what is really broken. Needless to say, this rant could fill volumes with example after example if I would let it. I find the process of writing it frustrating, tedious, and probably pointless... especially given my gross inability to gracefully articulate my thoughts in light of the storm raging in my head. Exactly what is therapeutic about that I'm not sure, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

We are all taught as children that without laws there would be no society, only anarchy. Sadly, starting at early ages we in this country have been brainwashed to believe that, in return for our dedication and service, our government stands for justice for all. We are further brainwashed to believe that there is freedom in this place, and that we should be ready to lay our lives down for the noble principals represented by its founding fathers. Remember? One of these was "no taxation without representation". I have spent the total years of my adulthood unlearning that crap from only a few years of my childhood. These days anyone who really stands up for that principal is promptly labeled a "crackpot", traitor and worse.

While very few working people would say they haven't had their fair share of taxes (as can I), in my lifetime I can say with a great degree of certainty that there has never been a politician cast a vote on any matter with the likes of me or my interests in mind. Nor, for that matter, are they the least bit interested in me or anything I have to say.

Why is it that a handful of thugs and plunderers can commit unthinkable atrocities (and in the case of the GM executives, for scores of years) and when it's time for their gravy train to crash under the weight of their gluttony and overwhelming stupidity, the force of the full federal government has no difficulty coming to their aid within days if not hours? Yet at the same time, the joke we call the American medical system, including the drug and insurance companies, are murdering tens of thousands of people a year and stealing from the corpses and victims they cripple, and this country's leaders don't see this as important as bailing out a few of their vile, rich cronies. Yet, the political "representatives" (thieves, liars, and self-serving scumbags is far more accurate) have endless time to sit around for year after year and debate the state of the "terrible health care problem". It's clear they see no crisis as long as the dead people don't get in the way of their corporate profits rolling in.

And justice? You've got to be kidding!

How can any rational individual explain that white elephant conundrum in the middle of our tax system and, indeed, our entire legal system? Here we have a system that is, by far, too complicated for the brightest of the master scholars to understand. Yet, it mercilessly "holds accountable" its victims, claiming that they're responsible for fully complying with laws not even the experts understand. The law "requires" a signature on the bottom of a tax filing; yet no one can say truthfully that they understand what they are signing; if that's not "duress" than what is. If this is not the measure of a totalitarian regime, nothing is.

How did I get here?

My introduction to the real American nightmare starts back in the early ‘80s. Unfortunately after more than 16 years of school, somewhere along the line I picked up the absurd, pompous notion that I could read and understand plain English. Some friends introduced me to a group of people who were having ‘tax code' readings and discussions. In particular, zeroed in on a section relating to the wonderful "exemptions" that make institutions like the vulgar, corrupt Catholic Church so incredibly wealthy. We carefully studied the law (with the help of some of the "best", high-paid, experienced tax lawyers in the business), and then began to do exactly what the "big boys" were doing (except that we weren't steeling from our congregation or lying to the government about our massive profits in the name of God). We took a great deal of care to make it all visible, following all of the rules, exactly the way the law said it was to be done.

The intent of this exercise and our efforts was to bring about a much-needed re-evaluation of the laws that allow the monsters of organized religion to make such a mockery of people who earn an honest living. However, this is where I learned that there are two "interpretations" for every law; one for the very rich, and one for the rest of us... Oh, and the monsters are the very ones making and enforcing the laws; the inquisition is still alive and well today in this country.

That little lesson in patriotism cost me $40,000+, 10 years of my life, and set my retirement plans back to 0. It made me realize for the first time that I live in a country with an ideology that is based on a total and complete lie. It also made me realize, not only how naive I had been, but also the incredible stupidity of the American public; that they buy, hook, line, and sinker, the crap about their "freedom"... and that they continue to do so with eyes closed in the face of overwhelming evidence and all that keeps happening in front of them.

Before even having to make a shaky recovery from the sting of the first lesson on what justice really means in this country (around 1984 after making my way through engineering school and still another five years of "paying my dues"), I felt I finally had to take a chance of launching my dream of becoming an independent engineer.

On the subjects of engineers and dreams of independence, I should digress somewhat to say that I'm sure that I inherited the fascination for creative problem solving from my father. I realized this at a very young age.

The significance of independence, however, came much later during my early years of college; at the age of 18 or 19 when I was living on my own as student in an apartment in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. My neighbor was an elderly retired woman (80+ seemed ancient to me at that age) who was the widowed wife of a retired steel worker. Her husband had worked all his life in the steel mills of central Pennsylvania with promises from big business and the union that, for his 30 years of service, he would have a pension and medical care to look forward to in his retirement. Instead he was one of the thousands who got nothing because the incompetent mill management and corrupt union (not to mention the government) raided their pension funds and stole their retirement. All she had was social security to live on.

In retrospect, the situation was laughable because here I was living on peanut butter and bread (or Ritz crackers when I could afford to splurge) for months at a time. When I got to know this poor figure and heard her story I felt worse for her plight than for my own (I, after all, I thought I had everything to in front of me). I was genuinely appalled at one point, as we exchanged stories and commiserated with each other over our situations, when she in her grandmotherly fashion tried to convince me that I would be "healthier" eating cat food (like her) rather than trying to get all my substance from peanut butter and bread. I couldn't quite go there, but the impression was made. I decided that I didn't trust big business to take care of me, and that I would take responsibility for my own future and myself.

Return to the early ‘80s, and here I was off to a terrifying start as a ‘wet-behind-the-ears' contract software engineer... and two years later, thanks to the fine backroom, midnight effort by the sleazy executives of Arthur Andersen (the very same folks who later brought us Enron and other such calamities) and an equally sleazy New York Senator (Patrick Moynihan), we saw the passage of 1986 tax reform act with its section 1706.

For you who are unfamiliar, here is the core text of the IRS Section 1706, defining the treatment of workers (such as contract engineers) for tax purposes. Visit this link for a conference committee report (https://www.synergistech.com/1706.shtml ... tteeReport) regarding the intended interpretation of Section 1706 and the relevant parts of Section 530, as amended. For information on how these laws affect technical services workers and their clients, read our discussion here (https://www.synergistech.com/ic-taxlaw.shtml).

SEC. 1706. TREATMENT OF CERTAIN TECHNICAL PERSONNEL.

(a) IN GENERAL - Section 530 of the Revenue Act of 1978 is amended by adding at the end thereof the following new subsection:

(d) EXCEPTION. - This section shall not apply in the case of an individual who pursuant to an arrangement between the taxpayer and another person, provides services for such other person as an engineer, designer, drafter, computer programmer, systems analyst, or other similarly skilled worker engaged in a similar line of work.

(b) EFFECTIVE DATE. - The amendment made by this section shall apply to remuneration paid and services rendered after December 31, 1986.

Note:

* "another person" is the client in the traditional job-shop relationship.
* "taxpayer" is the recruiter, broker, agency, or job shop.
* "individual", "employee", or "worker" is you.



Admittedly, you need to read the treatment to understand what it is saying but it's not very complicated. The bottom line is that they may as well have put my name right in the text of section (d). Moreover, they could only have been more blunt if they would have came out and directly declared me a criminal and non-citizen slave. Twenty years later, I still can't believe my eyes.

During 1987, I spent close to $5000 of my ‘pocket change', and at least 1000 hours of my time writing, printing, and mailing to any senator, congressman, governor, or slug that might listen; none did, and they universally treated me as if I was wasting their time. I spent countless hours on the L.A. freeways driving to meetings and any and all of the disorganized professional groups who were attempting to mount a campaign against this atrocity. This, only to discover that our efforts were being easily derailed by a few moles from the brokers who were just beginning to enjoy the windfall from the new declaration of their "freedom". Oh, and don't forget, for all of the time I was spending on this, I was loosing income that I couldn't bill clients.

After months of struggling it had clearly gotten to be a futile exercise. The best we could get for all of our trouble is a pronouncement from an IRS mouthpiece that they weren't going to enforce that provision (read harass engineers and scientists). This immediately proved to be a lie, and the mere existence of the regulation began to have its impact on my bottom line; this, of course, was the intended effect.

Again, rewind my retirement plans back to 0 and shift them into idle. If I had any sense, I clearly should have left abandoned engineering and never looked back.

Instead I got busy working 100-hour workweeks. Then came the L.A. depression of the early 1990s. Our leaders decided that they didn't need the all of those extra Air Force bases they had in Southern California, so they were closed; just like that. The result was economic devastation in the region that rivaled the widely publicized Texas S&L fiasco. However, because the government caused it, no one gave a shit about all of the young families who lost their homes or street after street of boarded up houses abandoned to the wealthy loan companies who received government funds to "shore up" their windfall. Again, I lost my retirement.

Years later, after weathering a divorce and the constant struggle trying to build some momentum with my business, I find myself once again beginning to finally pick up some speed. Then came the .COM bust and the 911 nightmare. Our leaders decided that all aircraft were grounded for what seemed like an eternity; and long after that, ‘special' facilities like San Francisco were on security alert for months. This made access to my customers prohibitively expensive. Ironically, after what they had done the Government came to the aid of the airlines with billions of our tax dollars ... as usual they left me to rot and die while they bailed out their rich, incompetent cronies WITH MY MONEY! After these events, there went my business but not quite yet all of my retirement and savings.

By this time, I'm thinking that it might be good for a change. Bye to California, I'll try Austin for a while. So I moved, only to find out that this is a place with a highly inflated sense of self-importance and where damn little real engineering work is done. I've never experienced such a hard time finding work. The rates are 1/3 of what I was earning before the crash, because pay rates here are fixed by the three or four large companies in the area who are in collusion to drive down prices and wages... and this happens because the justice department is all on the take and doesn't give a fuck about serving anyone or anything but themselves and their rich buddies.

To survive, I was forced to cannibalize my savings and retirement, the last of which was a small IRA. This came in a year with mammoth expenses and not a single dollar of income. I filed no return that year thinking that because I didn't have any income there was no need. The sleazy government decided that they disagreed. But they didn't notify me in time for me to launch a legal objection so when I attempted to get a protest filed with the court I was told I was no longer entitled to due process because the time to file ran out. Bend over for another $10,000 helping of justice.

So now we come to the present. After my experience with the CPA world, following the business crash I swore that I'd never enter another accountant's office again. But here I am with a new marriage and a boatload of undocumented income, not to mention an expensive new business asset, a piano, which I had no idea how to handle. After considerable thought I decided that it would be irresponsible NOT to get professional help; a very big mistake.

When we received the forms back I was very optimistic that they were in order. I had taken all of the years information to Bill Ross, and he came back with results very similar to what I was expecting. Except that he had neglected to include the contents of Sheryl's unreported income; $12,700 worth of it. To make matters worse, Ross knew all along this was missing and I didn't have a clue until he pointed it out in the middle of the audit. By that time it had become brutally evident that he was representing himself and not me.

This left me stuck in the middle of this disaster trying to defend transactions that have no relationship to anything tax-related (at least the tax-related transactions were poorly documented). Things I never knew anything about and things my wife had no clue would ever matter to anyone. The end result is... well, just look around.

I remember reading about the stock market crash before the "great" depression and how there were wealthy bankers and businessmen jumping out of windows when they realized they screwed up and lost everything. Isn't it ironic how far we've come in 60 years in this country that they now know how to fix that little economic problem; they just steal from the middle class (who doesn't have any say in it, elections are a joke) to cover their asses and it's "business-as-usual". Now when the wealthy fuck up, the poor get to die for the mistakes... isn't that a clever, tidy solution.

As government agencies go, the FAA is often justifiably referred to as a tombstone agency, though they are hardly alone. The recent presidential puppet GW Bush and his cronies in their eight years certainly reinforced for all of us that this criticism rings equally true for all of the government. Nothing changes unless there is a body count (unless it is in the interest of the wealthy sows at the government trough). In a government full of hypocrites from top to bottom, life is as cheap as their lies and their self-serving laws.

I know I'm hardly the first one to decide I have had all I can stand. It has always been a myth that people have stopped dying for their freedom in this country, and it isn't limited to the blacks, and poor immigrants. I know there have been countless before me and there are sure to be as many after. But I also know that by not adding my body to the count, I insure nothing will change. I choose to not keep looking over my shoulder at "big brother" while he strips my carcass, I choose not to ignore what is going on all around me, I choose not to pretend that business as usual won't continue; I have just had enough.

I can only hope that the numbers quickly get too big to be white washed and ignored that the American zombies wake up and revolt; it will take nothing less. I would only hope that by striking a nerve that stimulates the inevitable double standard, knee-jerk government reaction that results in more stupid draconian restrictions people wake up and begin to see the pompous political thugs and their mindless minions for what they are. Sadly, though I spent my entire life trying to believe it wasn't so, but violence not only is the answer, it is the only answer. The cruel joke is that the really big chunks of shit at the top have known this all along and have been laughing, at and using this awareness against, fools like me all along.

I saw it written once that the definition of insanity is repeating the same process over and over and expecting the outcome to suddenly be different. I am finally ready to stop this insanity. Well, Mr. Big Brother IRS man, let's try something different; take my pound of flesh and sleep well.



The communist creed: From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

The capitalist creed: From each according to his gullibility, to each according to his greed.



Joe Stack (1956-2010)
02/18/2010

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Image Our comrades don't know whether to sing Joe Stacks praises for The Revolution™ or denounce him!

Comrades what shall we do when one is raised in American patriotism and then re-educated in Post-Mortem Academia with The Current Truth™ of our dear beloved Marxist ancestry???

Comrade Joe's Kalifornication found Texas...
Comrade Joe's Socialist education met Engineering..
Comrade Joe's Kapitalism met Karl...

Comrade Joe, Comrade Joe, Comrade Joe...

the Oligarchy to One World Utopia

And the planets align...

and the Age of Aquarius...

And your plane crashed in time...

Common Dreams, Cooked premises.

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A note from comrade HippieCritic. The MSM is earning it's pay. They're already comparing Joe Stack to a Tea Partier.

The MSM Is Nothing If Not Predictable
by HippieCritic - February 18, 2010 - 20:05 America/Chicago -

“I am struck by how his alienation is similar to that we're hearing from the extreme elements of the Tea Party movement.” -Washington Post

“In fact, a lot of his rhetoric could have been taken directly from a handwritten sign at a tea party rally.” -New York Magazine

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I bet that plane was jam packed full of tea bags. You'll see. They are going to find tea bags all over the place.

Tea Baggers are too dumb to fly a plane. I say that destroying the IRS building justifies any future increase of taxes. Good job tovarish Stackov!

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Comrades,

Is it me or does this guy sound like he simply had to act out the movie Falling Down?

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Comrade Whoopie wrote: Now it is important that all our media organs report only that he was angry with the IRS so that he can be denounced as a Rightwing whacko. This will allow comrade Janet Napolitano to increase funding for surveillance of Tea Party Bagger radicals. And remember, this was NOT an act of terrorism. That is the official Current Truth. Understood? Good.

Ah yes! Comrade Jannie Gawdawfulo Incompentano was right. These "rightwing radicals" are the real problem. What a delicious phony excuse, to crack down on these baggers!

Heil Obama!
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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
“In fact, a lot of his rhetoric could have been taken directly from a handwritten sign at a tea party rally.” -New York Magazine

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Dear New York Magazine:
So where the fuck is your accompanying picture of the hadwritten teabagger sign? I mean, if there was a Million Racist Redneck Nazis walking around, waving their hateful signs around, there should be thousands of damning photos for you to back up your point... not to mention to quote verbatum. Assholes. Why do you think nobody wants to buy your shitty newspaper? - Czar Czar

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Czar Czar wrote:
Comrade Whoopie wrote:
“In fact, a lot of his rhetoric could have been taken directly from a handwritten sign at a tea party rally.” -New York Magazine

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Dear New York Magazine:
So where the fuck is your accompanying piture of the hadwritten teabagger sign? I mean, if there was a Million Racist Redneck Nazis walking around, waving their hateful signs around, there should be thousands of damning photos for you to back up your point... not to mention to quote verbatum. Assholes. Why do you think nobody wants to buy your shitty newspaper? - Czar Czar

I've discovered quite a few of the hate filled teabagger's signs that prove Stack was a right wing terrorist!

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Each one of these vile TeaBagging photos reflect a point in Stack's manifesto. All of these right wing nutters need purging!!

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Comrades, it is very important that we are ever vigilant for right-wing <s>terrorists</s> extremists who maybe try to capitalize upon the tactics of the Comrade Joe Stack. He uses very small plane. If they grasp his idea and make attempts they may try to use bigger stealthier planes. In fact, maybe the right-wing <s>terrorists</s> extremists try and steal actual Stealth Plane! Maybe they try to sneak to White House and fly into there! We all must be able to protect our glorious leader if maybe anyone of us all are next to Air Force base and notice the stealing of big Stealth Plane.

A secret Soviet document from olden times has conveniently leaked revealing some of the inner directives of one of the old military agencies in Motherland. It reveals the exact information on how to fight and intercept latest stealth jets of enemy states, which we now control, but right-wing <s>terrorists</s> extremists maybe take and exploit for selfish gains. We have got our copy here and I translated those for people who maybe forget olden languages.

Title says: “<b>Hit with shovel all the weak spots of F117</b>″.

Then more detailed instructions go: “<b>Hit the navigation dashboard and armaments controls with a shovel.</b>”; “<b>Hit the pilots place</b>”; “<b>By hitting the surface of the plane with a shovel you make the anti-radar stealth surface damaged</b>”. And best use of all: “<b>Put the small stones inside the engines with a shovel</b>”.

I don't know guys, maybe someone can use that detailed diagram, so I published.

<img src="https://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57 ... Cube/1.jpg">

Always have handy shovel with you and you be ready to deploy!

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Red Rooster wrote: Our comrades don't know whether to sing Joe Stacks praises for The Revolution™ or denounce him!

Perhaps we need to re-write an old classic organizing song in his honor?

I dreamed I saw Joe Stack last night, alive as you or me...
But Joe I said, you crashed your plane,
I never died, said he.
I never died, said he.

The IRS killed you Joe.
They made you crash your plane.
Takes more than planes to kill a man,
Says Joe, I didn't die.
Says Joe, I didn't die.

And standing there as big as life,
and smiling with his eyes.
Says Joe, what they can never kill,
Went on to vandalize.
Went on to vandalize.

From San Diego up to Maine,
in every house and shack.
Where cranky men defend their rights,
It's there you find Joe Stack.
It's there you find Joe Stack.

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I knew this would happen sooner or later.

This should be sent to all of the media outlets linking this clown to the tea parites.

From the Democratic Underground message boards. - Joe's a leftist hero.

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Leninka wrote:I bet that plane was jam packed full of tea bags. You'll see. They are going to find tea bags all over the place.

Yeah Baby, you got THAT right! It's only a matter of time!

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Red Rooster wrote: Our comrades don't know whether to sing Joe Stacks praises for The Revolution™ or denounce him!

Perhaps we need to re-write an old classic organizing song in his honor?

I dreamed I saw Joe Stack last night, alive as you or me...
But Joe I said, you crashed your plane,
I never died, said he.
I never died, said he.

The IRS killed you Joe.
They made you crash your plane.
Takes more than planes to kill a man,
Says Joe, I didn't die.
Says Joe, I didn't die.

And standing there as big as life,
and smiling with his eyes.
Says Joe, what they can never kill,
Went on to vandalize.
Went on to vandalize.

From San Diego up to Maine,
in every house and shack.
Where cranky men defend their rights,
It's there you find Joe Stack.
It's there you find Joe Stack.

I, I, I am speechless! Perfect!

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Thank you Pamalinsky.

The IRS, to us, is the equivalent of the Holy Grail. Where would we be without it?

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Leninka wrote:Thank you Pamalinsky.

The IRS, to us, is the equivalent of the Holy Grail. Where would we be without it?


In Heaven?

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Czar Czar wrote:
Comrade Whoopie wrote:
“In fact, a lot of his rhetoric could have been taken directly from a handwritten sign at a tea party rally.” -New York Magazine

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Dear New York Magazine:
So where the fuck is your accompanying piture of the hadwritten teabagger sign? I mean, if there was a Million Racist Redneck Nazis walking around, waving their hateful signs around, there should be thousands of damning photos for you to back up your point... not to mention to quote verbatum. Assholes. Why do you think nobody wants to buy your shitty newspaper? - Czar Czar

(off as well, I guess)

You, Czar Czar, are a girl after my own heart! I love your fighting spirit! May I, Pamalinsky, add to your (and shared by me) outrage by adding that both the Newsweek and Time magazines are only approximately 1/16" deep! I saw them with my own eyes at Ralph's! (That's a grocery store here in L.A.) A real tribute to their uselessness! Based on the most dreaded...REALITY! And they are still trying to sell them off at the former 1/4" price! HA! Lotsaluck! Right there with ya, honey! Go Czar Czar!

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Joe Stack wrote:Instead I got busy working 100-hour workweeks. Then came the L.A. depression of the early 1990s. Our leaders decided that they didn't need the all of those extra Air Force bases they had in Southern California, so they were closed; just like that. The result was economic devastation in the region that rivaled the widely publicized Texas S&L fiasco. However, because the government caused it, no one gave a shit about all of the young families who lost their homes or street after street of boarded up houses abandoned to the wealthy loan companies who received government funds to "shore up" their windfall. Again, I lost my retirement.

Yes, I do remember this purge of evil military bases by Comrade Bubba Clinton when he was our Dear Leader. Comrade Bubba had such a loathing for the military and our soldiers that he was hell bent on closing as many military bases as he could get his hands on, and he closed many of them (Don't you know this is why so many soldiers have done not just one, but two, three and four tours of duty in Afghanistan and Iraq?)

Didn't Comrade Joe understand that Dear Leader Bubba Clinton was eliminating as many military bases as possible for the Greater GoodTM?

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If I were a better public type-r, I might have something to type on this subject, but hence, I digress.... I ain'ts no Czar Czar :|

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Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrades,

Is it me or does this guy sound like he simply had to act out the movie Falling Down?

It's not just you, Tovarich. Believe me, it ain't just you!

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I've got nothing...



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Little known fact from a Common Dreams commenter:<br>
"Joe Stack was a bass player in an Austin alt-country band."

Which is code for, "he was a racist, tea-baggin', capitalist!"

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Comrade Stark didn't know if he was a suffering capitalist, a victim of capitalism, or butt raped by the US Government.

In other words, he was the perfect citizen! (Until he got into that airplane and did an unauthorized purge of an IRS building). BTW who is Air Marshall around here anyway? We have General's and Marshals, an Admiral, and some sneaky operators, but no Air Marshall?

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I though Air Marshall was the job of the EPA. Or are they just the CO2 Marshall?

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In the interests of employing as many people as possible, the two have been split into separate titles.

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By Comrade Buffoon
2/22/2010, 9:16 pm
Image I've got nothing...

Actually, Comrade Buffoon, I think you actually have everything here!

By the way, I think you have a most beautiful face!

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I deleted this stupid post. Wish I could do it properly. The actual delete button doesn't always appear. Sorry, Comrades. (unless I'm missing something, which is always a possibility in my case.) I always make the effort to make these screwups entertaining. Heh, Heh, Heh. (please don't take my beet rations away, that's all I ask!) I know, that's pretty lame.

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Colonel 7.62 wrote:Comrade Stark didn't know if he was a suffering capitalist, a victim of capitalism, or butt raped by the US Government.

In other words, he was the perfect citizen! (Until he got into that airplane and did an unauthorized purge of an IRS building). BTW who is Air Marshall around here anyway? We have General's and Marshals, an Admiral, and some sneaky operators, but no Air Marshall?

I think you've just about summed it all up here, Colonel 7.62!. Nice work! Very nice work!

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Why no glorious representation of yourself avatar Pamalinsky?

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Image This just goes to show how little these radicals understand capitalism. I oppose bailouts, too. Why? Because it's bad for society and bad for the free market. Businesspeople who make horrendously stupid mistakes need to face the consequences; otherwise they will never learn.

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:Why no glorious representation of yourself avatar Pamalinsky?

Oh, Comrade Buffoon, how nice of you to ask. I've been working on it. Decisions, decisions decisions! I've got one really pretentious one and one more modest period drawing (but with a subtle "you gotta be kidding me" attitude) I'm leaning toward the latter. The pretentious one is a very imperious head shot of Garbo all done up in a Russian white fur hat. I ripped it off from Breitbart. It's gorgeous! I'm not sure that's gonna fly, though. But, it does go with my sadistic title, Prescient Purveyor of Pointillistic Progressive Punishment. Not sure this title will fit with the more modest one. Maybe it doesn't matter. Maybe I'll change my title. Blah, blah, blah.

I hope I haven't bored you with all this blather. But, you did ask.

(I'm also dealing with the latest upgrade of Photoshop. I have 26 days left on my "free trial.")

So, you can see my situation, Comrade. I, Pamalinsky, take this Avatar stuff very seriously.

I've noticed in my latest "New Posts," that I can actually post a Poll. Never thought of that before. What an opportunity! That way, I, Pamalinsky, can blame it on others if my posts aren't successful. I can actually ask those who give a crap about this to vote, Yes! I said VOTE! for their favorite Pamalinsky Avatar! They got 2 choices! I'm do'in it!

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Comrade Buffoon wrote:Why no glorious representation of yourself avatar Pamalinsky?
Oh, Comrade Buffoon, how nice of you to ask. I've been working on it.Decisions, decisions decisions! I've got one really pretentious one andone more modest period drawing (but with a subtle "you gotta be kiddingme" attitude) I'm leaning toward the latter. The pretentious one is avery imperious head shot of Garbo all done up in a Russian white furhat. I ripped it off from Breitbart. It's gorgeous! I'm not sure that'sgonna fly, though. But, it does go with my sadistic title, PrescientPurveyor of Pointillistic Progressive Punishment. Not sure this titlewill fit with the more modest one. Maybe it doesn't matter. Maybe I'llchange my title. Blah, blah, blah.

I hope I haven't bored you with all this blather. But, you did ask.


In the new posts for today, dear Buffoon, I included my avatar for the first time! (Thanks to your nudging) I chose an innocent and historic face to represent me and my most beloved comrades. If you look closely, though, you will see a most "are you kidding me?" expression on her face. This image gives me more flexibility of expression and, after all, all I want to do is be a sweet little prog, doing my most equal best to laserate the left with my clear-headed, sane, rage. If I don't do this, I, Pamalinsky, will soon be out of control. Just like Congress!!!!! I will turn out to be another Nanski!!!! This, although tempting, is way above my pay grade! I have much more to learn.

Howsomever, I do have a plan "B"!
I thought it quite presumptuous of me to even think that I, Pamalinsky, deserve a title.

So, no title.

Here is what I was dealing with:

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Marlene Dietrich as Catherine the Great is, well, great. The scene where she seized power in a coup with her riding through the countryside on a white horse dressed in a white dragoon uniform was inspiring. A tribute to the motherland. I know, she was a lesbian, but she still gives me a boner. The next best thing is when Madeline Khan impersonates her as in the movie "Blazing Saddles". I personally think the sexy gruffy voiced character Dr. Girlfriend in the Venture Bros. toon is a homage to Dietrich.

(there, I said it)

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Marlene Dietrich as Catherine the Great is,well, great. The scene where she seized power in a coup with her ridingthrough the countryside on a white horse dressed in a white dragoonuniform was inspiring. A tribute to the motherland. I know, she was alesbian, but she still gives me a boner. The next best thing is whenMadeline Khan impersonates her as in the movie "Blazing Saddles". Ipersonally think the sexy gruffy voiced character Dr. Girlfriend in theVenture Bros. toon is a homage to Dietrich.

(there, I said it)
Actually, dear Whoopie, that would be Garbo! Possibly of the same propensities as your Marlene. I believe this is the persona you are referring to, c'est vrai?":

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I, Pamalinsky, even though I know she is dead, do not want to pullifscate with her. She is, in fact, so beautiful! She is my "Plan B"

I share your pain, regarding your "boner" and all. And, once I become a truly made prog, well, I will use this image to reflect that! I, Pamalinsky, find it quite delightful playing the "heavy"!

As an aside, do you think my new Avatar makes me look fat? (Relax! I just wondered if you thought it was too large!)

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Really? I always get them confused. And if they were alive today, for as much as they hated each other as rivals, they'd team up to scratch my eyes out for saying that.

As for the avatar size, only fat makes you look too large.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Really? I always get them confused. And if they were alive today, for as much as they hated each other as rivals, they'd team up to scratch my eyes out for saying that.

As for the avatar size, only fat makes you look too large.

I often confuse them as well! No wonder they hated each other! It's not our fault!
The only reason I know that is Garbo is because I ripped it off from a Breitbart Big Hollywood daily thread, clearly labeled Greta Garbo Thread!

As for your comment regarding my new avatar...well, you said exactly the right thing! And made me smile. Thank you.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Today one of our comrades struck a blow for our movement by crashing his plane into a building housing the local IRS office.
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Now it is important that all our media organs report only that he was angry with the IRS so that he can be denounced as a Rightwing whacko. This will allow comrade Janet Napolitano to increase funding for surveillance of Tea Party Bagger radicals. And remember, this was NOT an act of terrorism. That is the official Current Truth. Understood? Good.

Comrade Whoopie,

First, I note that I am writing at the behest of GAIA Minister Neytiri, for whom you made such insigtful comments and to whom you posed such provocative questions. She is busy trying to find where she can replenish her supply of two-sided tape and is on a mission to find larger Cuban cigars. So she asked me to comment on your post since fatwas are more my domain than hers. (She wages hormonal fatwas; I wage real fatwas).

The most important thing we must do is what we've always done-- never concede any rationality whatsoever on the part of anyone outside the collective and always attribute hate and anger to their motives, but even more important, whenever one of our own launches a fatwa against our enemies, we must be sure to try to characterize that one as being a tool of the right wing, talk radio, Fox News, etc. Thank goodness we can virtually always count on the traditionally dominant media to dutifully parrot our taling points.

Unlike overt revolutionaries (such as those poor GITMO victims of the Bush-Hitler), our revolutionary acts must always be covert and whenever one of our comrades fails to adequately cover his tracks, we must be unrelenting in manipulating the media to cover-up such tracks and invent tracks leading to our opponents.

Keep up your great work.

--Kommisar of Fatwas

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Thank you for your kind words Kommisar of Fatwas, that was very white of you.

I agree completely, we must keep up the pressure to expose the violent nature of the Tea Baggers. I was just saying that very thing to some of my anarchist buddies while we smashed windows and threw firebombs during the Olympic riot in Vancouver.


 
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