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Hawkish Cheney

Fellow Comrades,
It seems that North Korea has a little bit of bitterness against non-person Dick Cheney. Today, North Korea came out with a statement that Cheney was a "bloodthirsty beast." Someone must be really sore, then again, being called an "Axis of Evil" isn't really fun either. Here's the story from MSNBC.

Well, I think that instead of just calling people names, we should be taking action. So, North Koreans, if you think that Cheney is a beast, you should try to destroy it. If you have been paying attention to Kommissar Betty's post on the People's Tools, you would get the idea to pick up your shovel and start marching to the USSA to start a revolution. We have plenty of those tools in stock, so if you want some, let us know!

So repeat after me: "We are the People, and we love Communism! We will destroy Tyrannusaurus Cheney and his beasts!"
Then take your shovels and start marching across the Pacific! You will succeed!

Revolutionizing North Korea,
Vladimir Ivanov
Red Journalism Headquarters, Moscow, USSR

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I have laid the metal end of my shovel on several capitalist heads today.

Wasn't that an awesome experience? I think that deserves some extra potatoes and a bottle of Vodka.

Vladimir Ivanov


 
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