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HealthCare.GOV problems being resolved as we speak.

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This latest photo proves that HHS, CMS and Dear Leater himself are bending us over bending over backwards to make HealthCare.GOV as smooth as silk!

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Lyman DeKoquonut wrote:This latest photo proves that HHS, CMS and Dear Leater himself are bending us over bending over backwards to make HealthCare.GOV as smooth as silk!
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We must have more vacuum tubes. The more the merrier.

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Hammer and Loupe wrote:
Lyman DeKoquonut wrote:This latest photo proves that HHS, CMS and Dear Leater himself are bending us over bending over backwards to make HealthCare.GOV as smooth as silk!
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We must have more vacuum tubes. The more the merrier.
And punch cards. Do not forget the punch cards.

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Did anyone bring the big 12-inch reels of magnetic tape? I only feel safe around computers that have those whizzing back and forth.

Maybe we could hire the computer team that designed the computers on the SSN Seaview. The computers on that sub put on a heckuva lightshow anytime anyone so much as sneezed in the Control Room.

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The new monthly fee calculator is being field tested as we speak...
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Ivan Betinov wrote:Did anyone bring the big 12-inch reels of magnetic tape? I only feel safe around computers that have those whizzing back and forth.

Maybe we could hire the computer team that designed the computers on the SSN Seaview. The computers on that sub put on a heckuva lightshow anytime anyone so much as sneezed in the Control Room.
Magnetic tape? What is this sorcery? Is it the future?

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Lyman DeKoquonut wrote:This latest photo proves that HHS, CMS and Dear Leater himself are bending us over bending over backwards to make HealthCare.GOV as smooth as silk!

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I was wondering why they came and confiscated my old Pong game console...and just when I had it trained for soccer!

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Hammer and Loupe wrote:Magnetic tape? What is this sorcery? Is it the future?

Comrade Hammer, your ideology is correct and true. A true Party member toggles in the tape loader, which loads the boot loader from paper tape, which then loads the secondary loader from the 8" floppy disk, which then loads DOS.

When I was yet a young comrade, we could not afford a rejected as ideologically incorrect the (spit) bourgeous luxury of a paper tape punch. We made our own paper tape from kapitalist propaganda leaflets, and punched them by hand with rat teeth.

And we were glad to have it, though it was 5 miles uphill through the snow to the reader, and 8 miles back downhill to the People's Revolutionary Computing Center.

All hail the People's Glorious PR11 relatively high-speed paper tape reader.


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This could not be the antiquated computers comrade I.R.S. Commissioner John Koshinen said his measly 90,000 member staff is forced to use. If such equipment was in place Lois Learner's e-mails would surely have been backed up on floppy disk magnetic tape stone tablets. Only the best for our antagonist comrade revenuers.

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Our boys in the Magnetic Tape Department (MTD) get some new walkie-talkies...
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Simple and easily understood treatment codes documenting the superior medical services provided are submitted so that our crack smoking teams of specialist physicians may be properly bribed to continue practicing compensated for their years of education and demonstrated compassion in treating The People Saved By Obamacare™. These environmentally friendly blackboards chalkboards are promptly and efficiently delivered to the various and sundry appropriate agencies, sub-agencies and DMVs by the USSPostal Service.

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Your government, working for you, so you can keep working for us.

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“We are committed to doing better,” agency officials said in a blog post that also said that “our team is bringing in some of the best and brightest from both inside and outside government to scrub in with the team and help improve healthcare.gov.” Image

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It seems that Hillary's new book, Hard Choice, should have been titled Hard of Hearing because when she mis-heard the report vacuum tubes are essential for ObamaCare to be successful:

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--KOOK


 
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