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Hillary Accepts Titanic Post!!!

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That's right comrades! Our dethroned Empress has retaken her ever-expanding seat of power! She has, it is reported, accepted the Titanic position of Secretary of State from The Obamessiah.

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She's The Queen of the World!

(thanks to FreakingNews.com for their beautiful Official Portrait of our Many Titled Empress... and for saving me the trouble of doing the graphic myself)

Comrades,

Once again, Our Beloved Many Titted Empress, has shown the world that she is indeed a force to be reckoned with.

She looks radiant and happy in this image, doesn't she? The finely done hair, the imposing headpiece, the two medals from His Excellency for meritorious service and her magnificent dress says it all!! Even though Bill didn't give her a "pearl necklace", the diamond necklace is beautiful and fitting for royalty.

Well done, Empress, well done!!

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Comrades,

Door is looking familiar. Hmmm. Is door to Office in Trump Penthouse!
I am not understanding this.

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Plus for Obama: Hillary is slightly less likely to run against him in 2012, and she is no longer a source of opposition in the Senate (insights from Rush).
Minus for Obama: Hillary is now #5 in presidential succession. How comfortable would you feel with a Clinton at your back?
Advice for Obama: Do NOT attend any function where Biden, Pelosi, and Byrd will be present, and have the brakes on the presidential limo checked regularly.

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Uh... Uh... Err... Uh... I... Uh... You mean... You mean Her Excellency is in... uh... is in... is... in... is in a position (gulp) of power again?? I.. I... (looks around nervously) have always been a firm supporter of Her Excellency and the Messiah and... and... am delighted! Yes! Delighted! Delighted! Delighted that Her Excellency and the Messiah will be working together! I support them both! I... I supported them both during the primaries and... and... and gave them both an equal amount in campaign contributions. And... And... An (thump. Passes out).


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[off]What I find most fascinating is "I can't stand the drama." The point is the work, not the drama. So everything now is a photo-op and a press release. Meaning is nothing, are we really in a world with no transcendence?

Oh. Silly me. For that I'll listen to Bach.

My god. Now all of <i>you</i> people have all the drama queens. Jeez. My sympathies.

But here we go. The first family of Arkansas, ruffians, mafiosi, liars, cheats, thieves, with huge egos and grievances, and senses of entitlement, but with Hildog's inability to organize, going up against a man who is nothing but an organizer.

Bruno, where's the popcorn?

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Comrades,

In other news of equivalent importance, Michael Jackson is rumored to have left the Jehovah's Witnesses for Islam. Since Brother Mikaeel is from Gary, Indiana, which is a Chicago suburb and thus Obamish, I think he should be appointed Secretary of Cultural Diversity: he's white, black, inner city, suburb, Christian, Muslim, famous, nuts, an adult, a child, an alleged child molester, experienced with surgical change, a one-time international pop star (and maybe still one in Europe), has run a fantasy world called "Neverland" that is similar to "DC Land," is scientifically knowledgeable as indicated by his moonwalk, and able to work and dance with the undead. Oh, and he's bad--you know it!

In unrelated news, I found my Gary Numan "The Pleasure Principle" CD.

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Dear Michael. Such a lost soul, and ripe for picking. Islam's self-mortification will be gratifying for only so long. I wonder if we could interest him in some more profitable mortification of the flesh? It worked for Jim Jones, you know, and all successful politics have that as its foundation.

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Ahhh Comrades I can see the shadow of the blessed one Called Bubba Klinton the (First Black President) Perhaps Bubba can now sneak in to the oval orifice late in the night for his trists and cigar sessions.

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The Supreme Comrade is indeed wise.
Hooray for Sec. State Hillary!

The Clintons will no doubt make a spectacle of themselves, featuring Bill as the extra-constitutional uber-ambassador spreading his love around. Inevitably those that hate the US will fail to love the US (go figure) as planned, and it will be all Hillary's fault. Shame on her! Down with Hillary (in 2011)!

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[off]Comrades, no one has thrown more shit at Hillary than I have--I am the one who originated the term Many Titted Empress. I loathe the woman. But she's <i>the best of this sorry lot</i>.

She's mean, nasty, vicious, dishonest and a liar. A control freak totalitarian. But she wants the brass ring and knows that an American brass ring will be the big and shiny brass ring, whereas these clowns think that the world can be run like the Harvard Law Review with little spats and eventually with a wine-and-cheese party.

All Heil Hillary. We need her. And I'm not being sarcastic.

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I still say our Savior, Lord Obama needs to watch his back, and the Kool-Aid bowl if Hillary does become secretary of state. This puts here at number four in line for president. . .

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Commissar Theocritus

"All Heil Hillary. We need her. And I'm not being sarcastic."

I'll second that. Was rooting for her in the primaries. Something I thought myself incapable of. Always thought Hillary was the smarter of the two (her & the Guber).

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Our Many Titted Empress is just my kind of gal: vicious, nasty, dishonest, greedy, mean, and totalitarian. What a gal. Why I'm getting excited just thinking about her.

And there's one thing that we can say about her. She wants the brass ring and she knows that a brass ring that is shared with Iran and Euroweenies and other trash, sorry, fellow progressives, isn't going to be as big and shiny as one that America has alone.

And so in this instance her interests run concurrently with America's.

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Commisar Theocritus wrote:And so in this instance her interests run concurrently with America's.

(pause) I sense a great disturbance in the Progressive Force. Yes, there is The (kapitalist) Force, and the Progressive Force (off)(a.k.a. the Dark Side).

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Comrades,

Personally, I think Hillary took Bill's balls. She is indeed the best of a bad lot. I would not be surprised to see her put Bushitler to shame with all kinds of reckless interventions for the International Good™, perhaps Sudan, Haiti again, maybe pump up the tension between Djibouti and Eritrea. I also suspect that, in the case of another foreign attack on US soil by Islamic terrorists, she'd be the fastest to lose the "multicultural diversity" crapola and put survival first and respond appropriately with that in mind. Assuming Frank hasn't actually cut the military by 25% as he's claimed.

Democrats are very good at starting wars (especially big costly ones), although they rarely 'fess up to the fact.

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I don't think that Bill ever had balls, only brass cheek. A doctor friend, who is actually sensible, said that Bill showed the classic symptoms of the child of an alcoholic. Whenever things got bad he hid behind the skirts of women--Hildog, Betsy Wright, et al, and nothing was ever his fault. Hillary is a lot braver than he is, although he organizational skills are not really all that good, and she cannot discipline people who she thinks are on her side even when they're screw-ups.

But of this group she, God help us, seems to be one of the most sensible.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:[off]Comrades, no one has thrown more shit at Hillary than I have--I am the one who originated the term Many Titted Empress. I loathe the woman. But she's <i>the best of this sorry lot</i>.

She's mean, nasty, vicious, dishonest and a liar. A control freak totalitarian. But she wants the brass ring and knows that an American brass ring will be the big and shiny brass ring, whereas these clowns think that the world can be run like the Harvard Law Review with little spats and eventually with a wine-and-cheese party.

All Heil Hillary. We need her. And I'm not being sarcastic.

My Commissar Theocritis,

Here's hoping that you are rested and well after your retreat? I would appreciate any skinny that you can give me on the competition (not sure if Dallas is competition or not).

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Would our MTE be in the position to undermine the upstartObamessiah if she were on the world stage? Informers in the MSM are saying that the Obamessiah offered the post to get her out of country, and that he is appointing Ex-Clintonites to mess with her 2012 election prospects (funding) And will the Cabinet members side with her or the One?(consider: they are all former Clintonistas) And will the One even listen to her when it comes to world affairs?
So many questions, so few answers. I await breathlessly, your explanation of this problem(s)

your worried Chef,

Che' Gourmet

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Che, for whatever my opinion is worth, until his O'liness proves that he is more than a clothes horse I suspect that the Clintonistas will run things. After all, the Obamessiah was sold as a luxury brand, and the Clintons are from Tractor Supply.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:I don't think that Bill ever had balls, only brass cheek. A doctor friend, who is actually sensible, said that Bill showed the classic symptoms of the child of an alcoholic. Whenever things got bad he hid behind the skirts of women--Hildog, Betsy Wright, et al, and nothing was ever his fault.
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Ushanka tip to your doctor friend, Theocritus. I worked in a psychiatric hospital for two and a half years, about half of that with drug and alcohol dependent youths. I remember a specialist in that field pointing out that emotional development is arrested at the time drug use begins. Which recent president behaved himself like a teenager, even with the childish desire to deface and vandalize?

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Che, for whatever my opinion is worth, until his O'liness proves that he is more than a clothes horse I suspect that the Clintonistas will run things. After all, the Obamessiah was sold as a luxury brand, and the Clintons are from Tractor Supply.

Haha. . . Still, the Clintolinis (Pronounced "Clin. tol. E. nees) will run the show from the back of the stage for most of the Obamasiah's term, if not all of it. ArchRethugliKKKan Rush Limbaugh says it's looking like it's Bill's third term with who the Obamasiah is choosing as cabinet members.

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And all that's left is who gets to choose the interns.

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The truly sad thing was the Lewinsky affair. Here was this pretty, stout, unexceptional girl who looked at Bill with big eyes, and he fell for it. There are times that I really believe that he wasn't just using her but was reveling in her adoration. She wasn't demanding of him. Remember that Doris Day movie <i>A Touch of Mink</i>, I think? She was fresh and virginal and Cary Grant was a roué. He got her innocence and adoration but also her lack of demands. He didn't have to act like an adult. She was a human pet.

Slick was always a precocious child. He would see the one person in the room who didn't like him and then make sure to work him round. Dick Morris said he couldn't eat breakfast without an audience. This man is dependent on the gaze of others. And for that we can be thankful for we would not have gotten some Republican things through otherwise.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Che, for whatever my opinion is worth, until his O'liness proves that he is more than a clothes horse I suspect that the Clintonistas will run things. After all, the Obamessiah was sold as a luxury brand, and the Clintons are from Tractor Supply.

Having experience with farm country, are the Clintons International Harvester, John Deere, or CAT?

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Komissar Blogunov wrote:
Ushanka tip to your doctor friend, Theocritus. I worked in a psychiatric hospital for two and a half years, about half of that with drug and alcohol dependent youths. I remember a specialist in that field pointing out that emotional development is arrested at the time drug use begins. Which recent president behaved himself like a teenager, even with the childish desire to deface and vandalize?

Ulp. I hope this is disinformation.

Although it came out as James at 15 and also James at 16, I guess in my case it's Comrade_Tovarich at 17.

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Tovarich wrote:Having experience with farm country, are the Clintons International Harvester, John Deere, or CAT?
By all means International Harvester. Remember <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_Unit ... y">Charlie Trie?</a>. And also memory tells me that a lot of Utah was declared to be a nature preserve just at the time that some of Bill's Malaysian friends had some coal interests...

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Comrade Commissar Theocritus,

Thank you for the enlightenment and correct identification of the Clintons' agricultural (or should I say porcine?) side as well as not drawing attention to my obscenely dangling participle.

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Tovarich, regarding Slick Willie I don't think it's possible to have anything which is dangling. With Our Many Titted Empress, is is not possible to have anything that isn't.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:And all that's left is who gets to choose the interns.

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The truly sad thing was the Lewinsky affair. Here was this pretty, stout, unexceptional girl who looked at Bill with big eyes, and he fell for it. There are times that I really believe that he wasn't just using her but was reveling in her adoration. She wasn't demanding of him. Remember that Doris Day movie <i>A Touch of Mink</i>, I think? She was fresh and virginal and Cary Grant was a roué. He got her innocence and adoration but also her lack of demands. He didn't have to act like an adult. She was a human pet.

Slick was always a precocious child. He would see the one person in the room who didn't like him and then make sure to work him round. Dick Morris said he couldn't eat breakfast without an audience. This man is dependent on the gaze of others. And for that we can be thankful for we would not have gotten some Republican things through otherwise.

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If he is the Democratic Poster Boy, than those who follow him will be lead down a path of immorality. Which if what I've seen in my short life, their immorality will be the follower's ultimate downfall.

For without morals, life becomes a state of anarchy.

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Comrade Elliott wrote:For without morals, life becomes a state of anarchy.

Exactly right.

But we also need to make sure that to avoid anarchy there are good morals. Machiavelli is spurned as being evil but he was doing all he could to reclaim Italy from anarchy, where you had highway robbery every five miles. Any order was better than that.

The problem is that someone always pays a price; reality always exacts a price. The great wonderment of America, at the possible end of Western freedom, is that we truly do believe in individual achievement and responsibility.

The left's intention is that the price not be paid by the people who do it, but by people of their own choosing. This is why they're totalitarian. If the laws don't work, then prisons...

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:
Comrade Elliott wrote:For without morals, life becomes a state of anarchy.

Exactly right.

But we also need to make sure that to avoid anarchy there are good morals. Machiavelli is spurned as being evil but he was doing all he could to reclaim Italy from anarchy, where you had highway robbery every five miles. Any order was better than that.

The problem is that someone always pays a price; reality always exacts a price. The great wonderment of America, at the possible end of Western freedom, is that we truly do believe in individual achievement and responsibility.

The left's intention is that the price not be paid by the people who do it, but by people of their own choosing. This is why they're totalitarian. If the laws don't work, then prisons...
You are right, reality exacts a price on actions, as such, no one or nothing can prevent it's outcome. Unfortuantly, there are people who live in a delusional world where regulation and big government can control both the income and outcome. Another unfortuancy is there are people who buy into this crapola.

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A democracy enables the wishful thinking of fools. People who see dangers are derided as being alarmists with the encouragement of short-sighted and greedy people who want to lead them.

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Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Having experience with farm country, are the Clintons International Harvester, John Deere, or CAT?

Image Maybe Soviet tractor[size=-1]?[/size]

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If you consider the width across the beam, I think that our MTE's ass is the same as a tractor.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:A democracy enables the wishful thinking of fools. People who see dangers are derided as being alarmists with the encouragement of short-sighted and greedy people who want to lead them.

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It's especially dangerous when the followers of the greedy people are a majority of the people. Algore is having a heyday.

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You may be giving Al Gore too much self-awareness. 2000 broke him. He was entitled, in his mind, to the Presidency and did everything possible to get it. Look at his beard, the weight gain, his embarrassing appearances. The man is utterly and completely broken.

South Park did "Manbearpig" about the Goracle which is the most apropos thing I've seen. 99c from iTunes.

Gore as a person no longer really exists; he's a shell of his ambition.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:He was entitled, in his mind, to the Presidency and did everything possible to get it.

There are too many stories to say of hubris (there's Mr. S again) being the great down fall of a person.

You are right, Algore is a shell.


 
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