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Hillary Clinton receives German Media Prize

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Hillary Clinton receives German Media Prize

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BADEN-BADEN, Germany, Dec 17 (AFP) - Senator for the state of New York and former first lady of the United States, Hillary Clinton, received Sunday the German media prize for 2004.

"Hillary Clinton is a model politician for millions of women around the world" who "represents in an exemplary way women's rights", the jury for the prize said.

Ms Clinton, who participated Saturday and Sunday in the International Security conference in Munich, emphasised the importance of the role of NATO in trans-Atlantic relations.

Born on October 26, 1947 near Chicago, Illinois, Clinton studied law at Yale before becoming a distinguished lawyer.

The German media prize has honoured each year, since 1992, a personality who has influenced society and politics.

Past winners include; UN Secretary General Kofi Annan, Queen Silvia of Sweden, German chancellor Gerhard Schroeder and the late Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat.

The husband of this year's winner, Bill Clinton, received the award in 1999.

02/13/2005 21:24 GMT - AFP

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In fact, that Media Prize was established by Mr. Elsworth Toohey, as a way to promote personalities useful to the socialist movement and put down the ones who pose a threat. Look at the list of Media Prize winners: Kofi Annan, Gerhard Schroeder, Bill Clinton, and Yasser Arafat.

Another useful function of this and many other such awards is the destruction of any rational criteria while judging a public personality. Inexplicable and unjustified awards disorient both the public and the awardees, making them less likely to trust their own judgment in the future, seeking advise from "intellectual trendsetters" who are conveniently located on the left-hand side of the political aisle. We at The People's Cube are working hard to get ourselves displayed under the "intellectual trendsetters" label in that aisle. We're almost there, comrades, just one more great
leap forward!

Jimmy Carter
Have I won this prize? Seems like the perfect fit for me!

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Get out of my way you malaise-malingering peanut farmer and let me get my prize, it's mine dammit!
I said move Carter, you little one term worm. Don't you have a Habitat for Hamsters to build or something?
Isn't your Nobel enough for that flustercluck you did in North Korea?

Ahem........
I'd like to thank the German Media for this very prestigious prize. It's wonderful to see the final effect of national castration that we, the evil Americans performed on you between 1945-49. From now on Deutschland shall now be known as Das Neuterland. You may now go kiss a Frenchman's ass. Heil Hillary!

Jimmy Carter
Dear Hillary,

Sorry. . .I didn't mean to offend you :-) Please don't be mad at me. I don't like it when people are mad at me. I am a very very good man. Here is a poem for you Hill:

She swept across the floor like a panther on rollerskates
White as a snowbear
sexy as a llama
A bulge in my pants belied my sin
How I wished I was born neutered

Komrade Carter, your devotion to Komrade Klinton is admirable.

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Admirable? Hardly. Mandatory? Absolutely!

Hey J.C., your poem sucks! What is that? Some kinda Japanese haiku?
Buldge in your pants? What did you do? Shit yourself? Jeezus, how disgusting!
Lord. I am sick and tired of dealing with dipshit Dixie crackers.
Killer Rabbits!
https://www.narsil.org/politics/carter/ ... abbit.html
BJ's in the Oval office!
When will it ever end?

Ok Hill, take a deep breath.
Inhale..............
Exhale..............

Jimmy Carter
Now Hillary,

We all know that rabit might have had rabies. Also, I could have killed it if I defended myself! How would that look? As we all know, my administration never killed anybody. We made peace with the world. Just see my achievements:

https://www.whitehouse.gov/history/presidents/jc39.html

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Hey Peanut Prick!


Wabid waccoon wit wabies! Rabbit is spelled with two B's darling. What's Amy been doing lately? I hear 444 hit on the daily number the other day. Didn't play did you? You never did. Quiet diplomacy and here we are 26 years later.
https://www.historyguy.com/iran-us_hostage_crisis.html
Even I have more balls than you. Do you seriously think you got those hostages out on Reagan's inauguration?
Bow to your Sensei!

Jimmy Carter
Dear Hillary,

I should start with "sticks and stones." Your last e-mail almost made me count to ten, but I managed to control my upset by counting to four. I am far ahead of the common man in understanding my faulty human nature.

Operation Eagle Claw was a grand success. I knew that a show of force was a bad idea, so I sent an ill-trained crew on a suicide mission to prove a point -- that war is not the answer. I think I convinced the youthful freedom fighters in Iran that I was with them and that I really had no intention of rocking the boat. That is why things went so smoothly in the end. I take full credit for solving the crisis.

As far as "balls," we all know that the modern man has progressed beyond balls to compassion and love. I have proven that man can have the highest ideals and implement them in the most moral of ways. My presidency was truly a reflection of what Jesus would have done.

Please refrain from the coarse language -- children have access to the internets.

Love,

Jimmy

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I should start with "sticks and stones." Your last e-mail almost made me count to ten, but I managed to control my upset by counting to four. I am far ahead of the common man in understanding my faulty human nature.

I denounce you, Jimmah!!! How dare you disrespect the next Leader of the Chained World??!!

Clearly, you do not have the spirit of the Common Good in mind...

Heil Hillary!

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Jimmy Carter wrote:Dear Hillary,


Please refrain from the coarse language -- children have access to the internets.

Love,

Jimmy

Now you're being a bigot by making fun of my Tourette's Syndrome. That's a hate crime Jimmy! Let me tell you something, Lyndon had it and gave us the Great Society. I have it and gave world socialism the Global Village. You don't, so go back to your poems Emily.
https://www.tourettesguy.com/videos.htm

You're lucky I don't press charges!
As for children, duh.....you were able to log on. I concede on that point.

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Attention Private Pravda!

You are now promoted to Private First Class Pravda with all privileges associated with the rank. You catch on quick. Congratulations Pfc. Pravda!

Hillary

jimmy carter
Dear Hillary,

I went to see the tourettes gentleman. I have never seen such filth on the internets, and it made Rosalyn cry. Are you sadistic? Do you really want to hurt me? Did you laugh ar the saddest commercial ever, when that Indian cried because that evil white driver littered?

Worst of all, that tourettes man is being exploited. They did the SAME THING WITH BILLY (my brother)! How many tears must be shed before you will realize how righteous and Jesus-like I am?

Love for all mankind and freedom fighters

Jimmy

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So J.C. thinks he's J.C. himself? Tell me what happened to the King of Onan, Mr. High & Mighty? Have any "Lust" lately? How would Jesus lust Jimmy? Like you, half-assed and all embarrased about it? You make Rosalynn cry just by being your own wimpy self. Did you get a lifetime subscription to Playboy for that interview? You know, for those special moments when it's just you and Miss October in the ceramic reading room? Wow! You should have got this prize, you have been neutered!




https://playboy.com/worldofplayboy/interviews/

https://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/arti ... E_ID=23813

https://www.scrappleface.com/MT/archives/002070.html

Jimmy Carter
Hillary,

I know it is rude to leave the "Dear" out of the introduction, and I know that Jesus would probably have left it on, but I feel you are lacking in respect and I am really feeling hurt. If you continue this line of response, I will be forced to take harsh action and boycot this website. Do not think I won't -- remember the Olympics? We hurt the Russians and East Germans immensely by not showing up.

After all, I am the man who brokered Middle East peace and freed the hostages in Iran, and I deserve some common courtesy. I have my own attack sub (mind you that is not a threat -- my sub is mainly used for oceanographic studies and childrens' rides by my direct order).

I find your references puzzling. Wasn't my reference to my achievements enough? And admitting that I have something in common with Jesus is not a sin -- rather it is the opposite!

I have two cheeks and I will turn one for you now. Please start treating me the way your husband did. We achieved so much together, including the agreement with the North Koreans that Bush ruined by insulting Kim Jong Il. After all, not all of us are capable of following Christs' teachings. Kim is only human, and insults can fuel a rage that forces one to obtain and potentially use nuclear weapons. There is no question that the sins of the United States create the world we live in.

I disagree with everything Bush has done, and his Presidency has been a grand failure. Oh sure, he can claim he is fighting terrorism and changing the Middle East, and that the economy is good etc. But really, what is important? How do we <i>feel</i> at the end of the day? Do we feel like Christ on the cross? Do we feel noble and mighty? Do we feel like good Christians? I think not! And that is really all that matters. Money, lifestyle, prestige, success, standard of living are all irrelevant. How we feel is not. I know I can reach you Hillary. What do you really feel?

Love in the face of hatred

J. C.

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Your forgetting, Jimmy, that the speak of this so-called "Jesus" is strictly prohibited. The only religion allowed is the worship of Hillary, and since you have seemed to have pissed her off so much, I think you should repent before you are smited.

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Aw, it's all right Kommissar Betty. He "smites" himself every day, with his lifetime subscription in his left hand and Mr. Peanut in his right and a single tissue of single ply nearby, listening to the DiVinyls on his iPod.

https://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/myso-ca ... myself.htm

https://mp3.kenga.name/index.php?pg=download&mp3=3

I think, I'm not sure, J.C. is one of the founding fathers of this group:
https://www.masturbateforpeace.com/lyrics.html

But hey, who am I to deprive anybody of their fantasies? Jimmy should try Omnisex sometime.

Hillary

Jimmy Carter
Hillary, you have forced my hand.

I urge the National Socialist Committee, in cooperation with the International Socialist Committee, to advise the Peoples Cube that if Hillary Clinton does not fully withdraw her comments about me from this website within the next month, the Peoples Cube will become an unsuitable site for festivities meant to celebrate peace and good will. Should Hillary fail to withdraw her comments within the time prescribed above, I urge the National Socialist Committee to propose that comments either be transferred to another site or to multiple sites, or be cancelled for this year. If the Peoples Cube rejects such a proposal, I urge the International Socialist Committee to not participate in these forums. In this event, if suitable arrangements can be made, I urge that such nations conduct alternative forums of their own this summer at some other appropriate site or sites. The Democrats within the United States Government are prepared to lend their full support to any and all such efforts.

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Jimmy Carter wrote:
Hillary, you have forced my hand.

Another play on words James Earl? Didn't I just finish discussing that in my last post? Sheeesh! Bring it on Cracker Wanker!

Hillary

Attention Politburo!
Have the former J.C.'s accomodations made ready at the Lubiyanka.
Non-person K. is quite lonely and needs some company.

Jimmy Carter
One two three four, I declare a boycott war! No more Jimmy to kick around. I'll show you you nasty ninny! Look what you made me type! A naughty naughty! I'm going to tell Rosalyn, then you'll be sorry!

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Hillary wrote:Attention Private Pravda!

You are now promoted to Private First Class Pravda with all privileges associated with the rank. You catch on quick. Congratulations Pfc. Pravda!

Hillary

I kiss your feet, Fearless Leader!

I'm not worthy! Tell me but what your bidding is...

European Socialist
KEEP BUMPING THIS THREAT

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European Socialist wrote:KEEP BUMPING THIS THREAT

Hey Euro Socialist (quite a redundant title really), what the Hell are you trying to say? Either you are mentally challenged or you need a better interpreter.

I hereby denounce the traitor who dares to think he knows better than Lord Protector Hillary. Hillary, in your honor, I have prepared a special treat: 1,000 prisoners that I rounded up in Nashville. These people are guilty of two of the highest forms of hatecrime:

1) Voting for the Capitalist Pig Bush

2) Daring to say that you are "unfit" for office.

I have them set in the gallows outside my secondary office in New Jersey. Talk with Senator Corzine, he will know exactly where they are. I have also left for you a special device: a miniature particle accelerator. Yes, it is a common lie that these must be miles across. I have a handheld one ready for you with the prisoners. You can use it to tear their gluons apart. Of course you know gluons hold the very quarks of matter together. You can rest easy knowing that litterally every trace of them has been destroyed!

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Koz, where have you been? You're late for the purge. Head over to "Hillary for the Greater Good TM"


Hillary

German Nutcracker
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Yes, it's really this long, runs on diesel, and Janet & Maureen love it too.
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Of course it's about Media Control.....Hello Dr. Goebbels?

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Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Welt, Ein Hillary, Seig Heil!

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Why yes, Stevie Nicks did let me borrow this dress, Kinda "witchy" isn't it?
By the way, what happened to the swastika armbands you promised?


Hillary

Look at https://www.deutscher-medienpreis.de/

Unimpressed
Hillary won the Deutschebag Prize! Hurray!

Gotta love the ankle biting Euros! Always looking out for our best interests!


Koo-Koo for Klinton
Hey my German pal,

Who is the hot chick next to your hero Bill? Her body language tells a nice big story! Perhaps she is in charge of oiling his Lederhosen?

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Billy C.
Ahhhhhh . . . that tasty little Hamentashen is Gretchen von Stretchen, the horniest little Fraulein ever to come across my desk (wink wink snort chortle blargh!)

I gave her a Cohiba enema and a nasty Sanchez, followed by a Slappy White! I even used that dopey statue Fritz threw my way (see above) on the willing "Nutte!" Boy, German chicks sure go that extra mile!

Love,

Billy C.

Inspector Cluseau
Ah! Further inspection reveals the hot little tart to be Nadja Kögel! Exactly why was she stuck to Billy's fly in 1999 at this "prize-giving?" Very interesting! Kato, fetch my travel bag -- we're going to Germany!

RNC
Quote from this page:

"The initiator since 1992 of the annually lent medium price, Karl Heinz Koegel, explained, it had never doubted that the American president will accept the honour."

That sick German gave his daughter to Bill so that Bill would accept the prize! How depraved!


Joey Goebbels
Ich gratuliere mein liebchen. Du bist sehr schone mit das schwartz "Stevie Nicks" Tracht! Meowwwww...

Viele Busserl.

Deiner Joey

German Citizen
Dear K. Betty,

For a German woman, that look is one of complete elation. One must be aware of cultural differences. This German woman is doing the German equivalent of one of your "Girls Done Wild" in the USA. Her upper lip tells a story in itself And her body language is lascivious, with breast to shoulder contact!

Sincerely,

Hans Hummer



German Citizen
Again K. Betty, consider the source! This young lass is the most lascivious and fetching that my nation has to offer. One man's "creepy" is another man's "sexy!"

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That makes me feel sorry for you people.


 
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