Hillary's genius never fails to amaze us.

Just when we thought her epilepsy would doom her appearances to end with being tossed into a medivac van like a side of beef, she comes up with a brilliant solution: special dark blue glasses designed to stop those pesky epileptic seizures.

Zeiss Z1 blue lenses have been shown to alleviate photoparoxysmal response in patients with severe epilepsy.

This should help squash those pesky rumors of her failing health.

Thankfully, the MSM will not report on why she needs to wear dark blue glasses on a cloudy, rainy, dark and overcast day.

If I had an ass as big as an Interstate stop sign I'd probably also stagger from lugging it around.

On second thought, the Spanish word for 'umbrella' is 'parasol'; which means, "For the sun". Maybe they opened all those umbrellas preparing for the sun to come out and Hillary was even smarter with her dark blue sunglasses.

Yeah, that's it...

That was not a seizure at all. She totally meant to do that. She was just 'horsing' around.

Thanks to a hot mic we now know what was going on.