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Hillary: Ready to Defend Gun Rights from Day One!

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In a campaign speech given in Valparaiso, Indiana, New York senator and presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton reasserted her passionate support of the Second Amendment. "You know, I remember when my father taught me how to shoot. We would go out for a full auto shoot and barbeque every Sunday after church, unless we were going on visitation with our pastor." The senator reminisced about the first time she fired a grenade launcher, "Pardon me for chuckling, but I remember firing a panzerschrek my father brought home from the war. My little brother Tony was standing behind me and, in a moment of forgetfulness – I was so excited to fire a grenade launcher, I forgot to check the backblast area! Poor Tony's hair was singed, and he hasn't been quite the same ever since."

When the laughter died down, Senator Clinton's tone became more serious, "But you know, growing up around guns trained me for the situations I would face later in life. When I look at all the expert badges I earned in the Army, when I think of how I survived the Tet offensive, when I recall the happy times I had as a tactical small arms instructor, and when I remember taking out three snipers in Bosnia, I just breathe a short prayer of thanks for my father's wisdom in teaching me how to handle guns responsibly."

Contrasting herself with her Democrat opponent, Mrs. Clinton went on to say, "You know, this is where I differ with Osama, I mean Obama – I really didn't mean that – people will think I'm trying to bring up his Muslim past, and that's the farthest thing from my mind, let me tell you. Anyway, while I have been a supporter of our precious Second Amendment from as far back as I can remember, and a lifetime member of the NRA, Osama, ha-ha, there I go again, Obama wants to take away our right to defend ourselves from other Muslim terrorists. Let me tell you something," she said to a rising crescendo of hoots and cheers, her voice growing louder over the increasingly thunderous applause, "I'm proud of my A+ rating with the NRA, and I'm sick and tired of people telling us that we only cling to our guns out of bitterness, and I am ready, I am ready from day one to protect our rights as gun owners as vigorously as I defended the people of Tuzla!!"

When a reporter from FOX News asked about previous statements she had made about the need for more extensive gun control, Hillary responded with, "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!" The same reporter fell to the floor with his hands over his ears and was removed by paramedics amidst jeers from other news media and Hillary supporters.

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I didn't know she was so... um... I can't think of a word for it.

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Komissar Blogunov, had you done the requisite research on Our Many Titted Empress, you would have found that this is only the tip of the iceberg.

When Albert Einstein was a lowly patent clerk in Zurich, a paper was released under his name called the General Theory of Relativity. He did not do it, of course; it was research done by Our Many Titted Empress which was stolen by him, the sexist. She did this in the coffee breaks when she was organizing the League of Nations in Geneva and flew to Zurich in her air-transport device, which she invented before the Wright Brothers. She has never been given proper credit for her invention, the flying broomstick.

Then Our Many Titted Empress designed the Douglas B-19, which saved the lives of countless Americans. After directing this, and incidentally restructuring Douglas's finances, which a sexist male company president took the credit for, she built with her own two trotters hands Los Alamos in New Mexico, where she directed Enrico Fermi in his work on the atomic bomb. By the way, the Quonset huts used there, and in the South Pacific, are her designs for growing white asparagus.

Komissar, please do not in future slight the many splendiferous accomplishments of our Empress.

Until she is beaten like a drum by Barack Hussein Obama and then I will suddenly remember all the mess that she left at Rancho del Rio Grande.

This is another myth that is told about Our Beloved Queen that needs to be put to rest. Her Excellency is a staunch supporter of the 2nd Amendment and only endorses the kind of "gun" control that will keep Bill's pop gun in his pants.

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I understand she has a gift certificate for the vet who neutered Buddy, their dog.

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Commissar Theocritus, I feel you may have confused the Empress' extensive biography. My research has concluded that Einstein was the genius behind relativity, I believe you are thinking of Rodham's Uncertainty Principle which postulates among other things, that the more you know of the facts of a matter, the less you know of the Empress' position, and the more you know of her position, the "fuzzier" the facts.

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Commissar Pupovich, Our Many Titted Empress did ALL of it. She is large, to quote King Louis, she is large. Did you know that she discovered electricity? And created it too. She is the maker of the weak force, the strong force, electromagnetism and gravity. She has lots and lots of spin but little charm.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Komissar, please do not in future slight the many splendiferous accomplishments of our Empress.
Hardly my intention, enlightened Commissar. Space does not permit me to even list, much less explain, all the lapidary accomplishments of our Beloved Empress, Bearer of Women's Suffering, Savior of ChildrenTM, and Professor of Geography. For example, did you know that James Madison hesitated to draft the Second Amendment fearing that gun ownership would lead to increased crime rates? It was our own Hillary who demanded that he include it to safeguard us against the possibility of a totalitarian regime, one that might send a few vans to some neighborhood to kidnap a refugee child and send him back to a communist dictatorship - oh, mea culpa, that's a good thing, isn't it?
Really, how do you defend this woman without discrediting her? The difficulty must lie in the phenomenon of Rodham's Uncertainty Principle.

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Komissar Blogunov, in my time as a Member of the Select Few in the Cube, I have found only one this about Our Many Titted Empress is uncertain. That is what she will do to you if she thinks that you're not entirely on board. I mean, it could be death, castration, or a cashration, which is what she normally does. All that virgins' blood for bathing is so expensive, you know.

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So, that's why the brake pads on my bicycle are missing. I'd better stay away from state parks, too.
It's strange. I thought my coverage was positive. She must have wanted slavish, slobbering devotion like she used to get in the good old days, and I suppose I fell short of her expectations. Well, too late n...............

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Komissar Blogunov, I'm sorry but I was called to Meow's side to help him prize Nansky out of his hacienda. When she gets drunk in his bathtub it takes Gold's Gym to pry her out of the bathtub. And you couldn't believe the wrinkles in her ass then.

I have consulted with Our Many Titted Empress who tells me that she will, in her spare moments, develop surgical techniques to regenerate your private parts that she in a moment of anger took off.

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Oh, I'm fine. Just stepped on a shovel in the middle of a post. Apart from a bruised rib and a chipped tooth, I'm ok. Please tell the Empress that because of her healing powers, I expect to be well again soon and I look forward to rejoining her in her 35 year struggle for the ChildrenTM.

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The ones that she nursed on her 300,000,000 nipples.

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I clearly recall. Comrade Clinton was helping feed starving Indian puppies with Mother Teresa all while dodging bullets. Fortunatly, she was on her way to church, so he just happened to have her glock on hand.

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Her Glock was there to be used in a new painting technique to restore the Sistine Chapel.


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As for the second one, we could call it Hillbo, or perhaps, considering Our Empress's dictatorial, but always for us, tendencies, "Ickes, get the hell out of the way. If you can't deliver the Super Delegates, I sure as hell can!"

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"The People's Revolutionary Strike Force"

...the leader of the group...has the striking sense to kill whoever he wants, when he wants, even his own friends or partners who get in his way to obtain his own selfish ambition, which makes him an equal and opposite rival to Dirty Harry. He is also one of the more unenthusiastic members of the Strike Force, along with Lalo, while the other members often remind [us] they are doing their job "for the people".
-Mikhail

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Comrades,

Between the Red Queen and the Red King, I must self-criticize myself for selflessly enjoying the thought crime of which will become an unPerson following the final proletarian election this autumn.

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We just can't loose, can we? It's like having a hated enemy in a dark alley with a knife and a gun.


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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People%27s_Revolutionary_Strike_Force
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
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“You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?”
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“The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice.”

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Did any one see this? Israeli jets working as the puppets of the Bush regime, bombed the Peaceful People's State of Syria's Cube!
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Oh no!

Where will the glorious Peoples Cube of Iran send their Yellow cake for processing into "nuclear fuel"?

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LoneRedStar wrote: “You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?”

Quoted to show I am only responding to good old red blooded American... anti-cat speech....

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:
LoneRedStar wrote: “You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?”

Quoted to show I am only responding to good old red blooded American... anti-cat speech....

Just a little closer...here puppy...

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ImageI am increasingly annoyed Commissar who again has had his harmony disturbed by having to clean up cat beast mess who committed the Crime of WRECKING by pushing glorious Socialist side bar off of page despite previous warnings.

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I'd be careful, that kind of artillery doesn't work too well against gunships....

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Yes, you speak truth, Premier!

I am pleased to report that MIGs trump attack helikopters any day...and our feline Freedom Fighters have achieved air superiority over the mutts.

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Now...escuuuse me...purrrr...we were talking guns, no?

Comrade Osama Obama is now taking crash course from adviser on how to appear more 'gun friendly' after sound trouncing in Trannsylvania primary. Here he bitterly clings to gun:

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Not that clinging to guns is always a bad thing...

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With the right encouragement, Enemies of the State are always eager to admit their error and join the People's glorious struggle, no? Why, Commissar Pupovich is a shining example of the rehabilitation of an otherwise hopeless species.


ImageI am increasingly annoyed Commissar who again has had to clean up cat mess who committed the Crime of WRECKING by pushing glorious Socialist side bar off of page despite previous warnings.

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Mousey-Tongue wrote:Comrade Osama Obama is now taking crash course from adviser on how to appear more 'gun friendly' after sound trouncing in Trannsylvania primary. Here he bitterly clings to gun:

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Not that clinging to guns is always a bad thing...

What is he doing with that flag in his office? And we're supposed to believe he's the real progressive thing. Either that, or this picture has been cleverly fotoshopped with stolen Soviet technology. If so, what is the real flag, and where is his turban?

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I suspect that may be the Flag Pin that Osama Obama YoMama has refused to wear in public, and given the size of it, no wonder. His flag pin is just bigger than the others.

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Comrades, that is only a temporary flag. The Democratic party has invested in one flag, which is FedExed to where it is needed. They cannot stand the ideological strain of having more than one.

That is presentable. Every week or so they have to buy a new one because some member of the Democratic party has yielded to an uncontrollable urge to pee or shit on the flag. How touching it was to hear Comrade Nansky Peloski on her knees begging Michelle Obama, "Please, darling. I <i>know</i> you don't like America. You know <i>I</i> don't like America. But the rubes have to be fooled. If you just <i>have</i> to shit on the flag, we have some paper ones in the closet."

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Our Blessed MTE Takes Aim at Nomination

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Our Blessed MTE Takes Aim at Nomination

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"We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California," Hillary Clinton said, dismissing calls to drop out.

Obama's camp immediately fired back.

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Obama should be grateful! How often does the Empress give warning first?

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She's squinting the wrong eye, so I'd worry if I were standing anywhere in a ten-foot distance from Obama. It's in the moments like this when a ten-foot pole saves lives.

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It is preferable to use another's 10 foot pole.... no finger prints.


 
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