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According to a leaked report, a secretive group called Republicans for Hillary is currently making inroads into the GOP pool of delegates by promising voters to cast ballots for their nominee at the 2016 RNC Convention, while at the same time secretly working to bring about a contested convention - which will allow them to become unbound and vote for Hillary Clinton.

The way to create a contested convention is to make sure Donald Trump doesn't get the required 1,237 delegates at the primaries. Once that happens, Republicans for Hillary who will attend the convention as state delegates, will no longer be bound to vote for Trump, Cruz, or Kasich. With all the other non-Hillary Republican delegates divided and fighting for their preferred nominees, Republicans for Hillary will be able to move as a solid voting block and ensure the nomination of Hillary Clinton.

This plan has many advantages and no downsides. First, it will make sure Hillary becomes president even if the Democratic establishment fails to stop Bernie Sanders and makes him the Democratic nominee for president. Then Hillary will simply run on the Republican ticket, with full support of the formidable GOP establishment including such heavyweights as Karl Rove, Mitt Romney, and Reince Priebus.

Should Hillary Clinton also become the Democratic nominee, she will be running for president against herself as the Republican nominee. The ultimate choice is then left to the American people, whether they want to swing to one party or another in this election.

Should the American people decide they want a Democrat for president, they will vote for Hillary and make her a Democrat president. Alternatively, should the American people decide they want a Republican for president, they can also vote for Hillary and she will be their Republican president.

Either way she will be the first woman to lead the free world in these troubled times.

This plan replaces the previous Republican establishment's plan to get into the White House by putting Barack Obama on the Republican ticket in 2016.

With additional media support from the Fox News team of commentators headed by Megyn Kelly and the 16 female conservative pundits, Hillary will be guaranteed to become the first female president by winning in a landslide against the old white socialist male Sanders.

And Michelle Fields will be the guest of honor at the RNC 2016, playing the same role as Sandra Fluke did at the Democratic Convention in 2012.

The reason Hillary is not winning is that she hasn't yet hired these guys with great stock footage to make her campaign videos.

Back in the day, before I integrated my multiple personalities and subsumed them all under this dominant Dolphin personality that faithfully serves Mother Cube, I had a very contrary and thought-crime-driven personality who, without the knowledge of any other personalities undertook grossly inkorrekt education in the form of (oh... to even speak of it causes me to blush from beak to flukes) a double masters in business and law. Yes! For shame... an MBA/LLB, but at least it was intended to be put to use in the service of forensic accounting, finding financial scofflaws who undermined the well-being of poor proles who worked hard, only to have their hard-earned but misplaced labour value stolen from them by Kapitalist Kriminals...

During my time at (I shudder to even write it) Business School, one of the things I detested more than most things I was forced to study to meet the requirements of my business degree, was marketing... a thing I consider most evil. It is a business practice that preys on the most base instincts of proles whose buttons may be pushed using nothing more than words... a practice known as priming, which uses words to incite desires among weak-minded individuals to feel an emotional need to purchase 'things'... I had many lively debates with my marketing professor who happened to be the head of the department and is, to this day, someone considered a so-called 'marketing guru'. He did not argue my point that to incite mindless and the critically-thinking-challenged media 'consumers' was evil, but nonetheless believed that it was the job of marketers to sell whatever they could, however they could, and if the jelly-minded media consumers who mindlessly allowed themselves to be controlled by words that when parsed were baffle-gab and doublespeak, it was their own fault for allowing their brains to rot in their heads, so overwhelmed by the constant onslaught of words they faced, that they just stopped thinking about their meaning.

Now, while I'm all for unthinking proles being controlled with words by way of mindless obedience, that obedience should be to The Cube, and not the Media-Industrial-Complex. And he was shameless in his bald-faced belief that what he was doing and teaching was something that could continue unabated and was remotely sustainable. He agreed with everything I said, but refused to see it as evil. And now we see exactly what happens when we simply allow the words of our enemies to wash over us without thinking about them... or looking to the korrekt leaders to think about them for us and tell us how we should think and react to them, which is why our beloved Cube is so very important, especially now. Who would think for us, and most importantly, think korrektly for us and tell us what we should believe and which words are evil.

So, beware of words that exhort you to want things that you should not want... if you are confused, check with a Kommissar to find out if a word you hear, and which washes over you like a warm comforting bath, leaving you with the desire to go out and buy a big screen television or a new vehicle, trading your hard-earned beets and Victory Vodka for trinkets that are opiate-like in their effect, but like opiates, only leave you wanting more useless trinkets, is word you should heed because it serves our beloved Cube, or is evil, because it does not. Go to your nearest re-edukation centre, post-haste, to be assessed for inkorrekt thoughts that need to be removed, even surgically, for you to continue on the korrekt path to salvation through The Cube! Do not let yourself be seduced by words, which by their very utterance, are thought-crimes...

And let us never again speak of my past lives, before I managed to subsume the inkorrekt facets of my personalities, purging myself of inkorrekt thoughts and deeds. I offer this painful aspect of my past up only as an object warning to those who feel the pull of thought-crimes in the form of primed desires brought on by ill-used words, as well as an example of what one can accomplish by taking on the most outlandish of the little voices we all have inside our heads, but which we too often choose to ignore at our peril, instead giving in to what we think are the most 'normal' of our inner voices. Embrace the one that leads you to dedicate your life to something bigger than yourself, because it will go easier for you when we come for you anyway. Better to believe you have come to the decision to keep your shovel sharp in the name of the Cube, all on your own, than suffer the pain of learning how wrong you are.

I speak from experience. I have never been happier and more fulfilled in my work. You too can feel this way, and it is only giving up freedom of thought for the right cause, as opposed to the wrong one.
Take is from Sister!

Just got this transmission from Laika the Space Dog, so it must be Party-approved, at least to the low-info voters who may be very surprised when a completely different, a much older and shriller Hillary becomes president.

Hillary Duff 2016!

LIFE IMITATES THE PEOPLE'S CUBE:

• Conservative Charles Koch backing Hillary Clinton?
  
• Koch likes Clinton over GOP options
  
• Billionaire business man and major GOP donor Charles Koch said ‘it's possible' even he could support Hillary Clinton

Our friend, Comrade Chernobylski, emailed me this:

Koch to Cruz and Kasich: We cannot "buy" Trump. We CAN, however, buy Hillary. Backing her is the only way we can defeat Trump. You jerks are monumental losers. None of you could win the presidency on your own, not even with RNC backing, not even the presidency of Haiti, not even if Hillary were removed from the stage in an tiger-striped orange suit and shackles on her elephantine legs. Now you work for me - and Hillary - to get rid of Trump. What you say? The People want The Donald? You jerks...get it through your heads: when did it ever matter what "the people" wanted?

And this:

Einstein developed and proved this remarkable formula:
Energy = Mass x Speed of Light squared. [E=MC2]

He was a genius, we all know.

Another lesser known of Einstein's formulas determined if you were to strip naked and run around in a tight circle at the speed of 186,282 miles/sec (the speed of light) it could be possible for you to come up from behind and screw yourself!

Should you determine you are not physically capable of reaching that speed at your age or in your condition, you can easily achieve the same result by voting for Hillary Clinton in the November 8, 2016 election.

And this is what Koch is doing.