NASHUA, New Hampshire (Reuters) - New York Sen. Hillary Clinton, reeling from defeat in Iowa at the hands of Barack Obama, urged Democratic voters on Friday not to build up "false hopes" by choosing an inexperienced presidential candidate.

The People's Cube has dispatched Comrade General Secretary to do a research on just what exactly Hillary meant by "False Hopes." He returned with the following list, indicating that these are the same "False Hopes" she writes down in Hello Kitty diary at the beginning of each year but quickly forgets about her own warning to self.

Hillary's list of false hopes.

1. HOPING husband will remain faithful
   
2. HOPING terrorists will go away on their own
   
3. HOPING Social Security will just fix itself
   
4. HOPING welfare recipients will just find jobs
   
5. HOPING antiwrinkle cream will finally work
   
6. HOPING somebody can finally shut Limbaugh up

HOPING I don't kick her honkey ass tomorrow.
There...I said it....HOPE. Always putting down the black man. I heard that "spade" comment today baitch!
Spade test? waddafugwiddat? I'm gonna put her down like one of Michael Vick's pit bulls. Word.

Change

Hope.

It's not the question of false hopes but THE RIGHT FALSE HOPES. Don't forget that our Empress is after all one of our useful idiots as are her voters and we are counting on false hopes (AKA delusion) to turn the US and the entire West into multicultural, socialist utopia. Imagine if Hillary had no false hopes. That would mean she was indeed not a useful idiot but one of us!!!

The Dark Lord, He Who Must Not Be Named is here! Our new master. Move over Hillary. How can anyone argue with those words?



Hope

Change

You are feeling sleepy!

Hope

Change

Your eyelids are feeling heavy!

Hope

Change

Vote for Hussein He who must not be named

Hope

Change

Everyone needs false hopes. Then when their hopes fail they get to blame other people and come to the government to solve their problems. All the better for us.

Then when their hopes fail they get to blame other people

Nobody likes a set of falsies....

Unless it furthers our causes.

Osama oops I mean Obama '08. By the way, has anyone heard anything of which of our progressive candidates that our allies in al-Qaida has endorsed?

Red Square wrote:

Exactly, Comrade Red. I have the temptation to print that out and put it in my car's rear window just to spread the message of Hope and Change (trademarked).

Comrades, Hillary may not be the inevitable Empress of the USSA... she lacks the cult of personality. Running dog Fox News reports on Obama mania reaching the more progressive country of Germany, where he is placed in the same pantheon of Democrat presidents of Lincoln and Kennedy. I believe it was Rush that said once that he is God for the godless.

Isn't there some kids story

where the train runs on "hope" or some good emotion like that.

General Secretary wrote:Isn't there some kids story

where the train runs on "hope" or some good emotion like that.

The Little Engine That Could

"I think I can! I think I can!"

With the socialist fascination of trains as a symbol of the engine of progress maybe Obama's story could be summed up by the little train chugging up the steep hill, pulling box cars filled with people and repeating to himself:

"I hope I can! I hope I can!"

The people in the box cars would be chanting:

"I hope he can! I hope he can!"

Dear Friends,

The Queen has once again proved her worth. When soundly beaten, she cried. She cried not for her loss, but for her beloved Country. As she stated:

"It's not easy, and I couldn't do it [run for President] if I didn't passionately believe it was the right thing to do. You know, this is very personal for me. It's not just political. It's not just public. I see what's happening, and we have to reverse it."

Now, cynics have said this was a manipulative and self indulgent moment. However, those of us in the "know" realize that Hillary was begging the stupid amongst us to save themselves from their own poor choices! Oh my beloved Hillary, how I cried with you. How you should be in charge of our decisions! Is there anyone who saw her near tears who didn't say, "I relinquish my fate to you my love -- I give you carte blanch"?

Victorious in New Hampshire, the sky is now the limit! Hooray!

How do you spell the sound of somebody (Me) puking?

The MTE is Mooing her acceptance speech and I don't have me sea legs yet.

Hillary in 08. Serving Losers One At A Time.

Governing Success by Punishing It.

Praised be Lenin! And to all those traitors who had gone AWOL and got on the He Who Must Not Be Named bandwagon - and even called for her to be purged (!) - I say: Shame on you! You will eventually be purged yourselves!

My Empress! Where are you? I know there's a lot to do, convincing the sheeple to vote - to take part in this grotesque "democratic" process our Empress must go throught to become our leader. But I haven't seen you at the Cube for a long time. Have you forgotten about us? Your humble servants?

Please talk to us! Make us feel like we mean something to you. We are only small people but we have feelings!

But I haven't seen you at the Cube for a long time. Have you forgotten about us? Your humble servants?

My Empress! Where are you?

I've been doing the laundry and a little sight-seeing in the Granite State. Now help me press these hundred dollar bills.

To the voters of New Hampshire... Live Free or Die? You'll have to change the first two words in your motto, but by your support for me, you already know that.
Suckers.....er, I mean "Thank You"

Obama wrote:HOPING I don't kick her honkey ass tomorrow.

Great Stalin's Ghost! Two candidates grace our pages! One is tomorrow's non-person cut out, the other will be the leader of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday! Pull for the wrong man and one could find oneself in a... well, let's not think of that. As for me, I vote for CHANGE! And HOPE![/size][/color][/b]

My Empress, may I be the first to express my sorrow at the loss I know you must feel today, with the passing or your namesake Sir Edmund Hillary. Since I know you prefer donations to your favorite charity in lieu of flowers, I am sending you the Hsu bundles I collected at the LSU game.

Who's that other Hillary you speak of? Didn't you read in the other communication about Hillary being the folk hero, that it was she who climbed the Everest? The correct answer is, "never heard of him."

But between us Party members, he deserved what he got - after a life of glory and fame, the last face he saw was that of Smersh.

Red Square wrote: the last face he saw was that of Smersh.

Just for record, I was no where near New Zealand today.

Hope the caucus in NH really means any thing.

False Hopes?

The MTE was quoted

I'm tested and I'm proven. I've been through the fires. Anyone that we nominate is going to be thrown into that blazing inferno ... the general election," she said.

Would it be a 'false hope' to think she might yet be again thrown into another blazing inferno?

As The Dumb and Dumber star said: "So...You are telling me there is a chance!"
We are here for you, Hillary!

Red Square wrote:Who's that other Hillary you speak of? Didn't you read in the other communication about Hillary being the folk hero, that it was she who climbed the Everest? The correct answer is, "never heard of him."

But between us Party members, he deserved what he got - after a life of glory and fame, the last face he saw was that of Smersh.

Are you now going to say Hillary told a lie? Apparently not everyone got that memo!