Praise Dear Leader of the USSA and His Goracle!

(OK, I know the Goracle is being purged, but please refer to the Current Truth circa January 2010)

At last the concept of a hockey stick graph is vindicated!

Amandla!

Obamugabe




https://sppiblog.org/news/the-hockeysti ... ried-about

There is nothing wrong with this hockey staff, Comrade Obamugabe. As more people lose their jobs, the fewer people will be polluting the air, or consuming anything, and the cleaner the planet will be.

What this means is that there are more people counting on the Government for sustenance and happiness for longer periods. This is a great benchmark for the progress of socialism in America. When all of them depend on the Government, the revolution is complete.

Just wait until ObamaCare goes into effect, the same graph will serve to illustrate the death rate of un-productive old farts geezers.

It's essential we purge our society of these elderly before they go around telling tall tales of how wonderful it was when Reagan was President and the people were free, taxes were low and everyone had a job.

(Oh, and did I mention we get to pocket all the Social Security payments they won't live to collect?)

I think that sharp upturn has something to do with the earlier Stimulus Package.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Just wait until ObamaCare goes into effect, the same graph will serve to illustrate the death rate of un-productive old farts geezers.

Kommissar Vodkov: Can you use a shovel comrade?


Old retired white guy: I don't think so, I'm 87 and I have arthritis.


Kommissar Vodkov: BAM!

Comrade Obamugabe,
~ The latest party communiqué shows that as Gore is being erased from our collective memory the now embarrassing & outdated agitprop term “Hockey Stick Graph” is to be removed from the all spoken and written languages. These graphs are to be renamed in alignment with the new Current Truth as “Golf Club Graphs.” This is in honor of Obama's favorite pastime which seems to consume him during crises. Just as Nero fiddled while Rome burned, Obama plays golf while the evil empire America crumbles…..

Kommissar Vodkov wrote:
Kommissar Vodkov: Can you use a shovel comrade?

Old retired white guy: I don't think so, I'm 87 and I have arthritis.

Kommissar Vodkov: BAM!

Hahaha, that reminds me of a funny story of when the Soviet Army occupied the Austrian village where my great grandfather lived. They were conscripting the village men to bury bodies. Since he was too old to shovel they broke a chair over his head and stole his cow instead.

(Serves him right! Filthy kulak)

Proletarian Robot wrote:These graphs are to be renamed in alignment with the new Current Truth as “Golf Club Graphs.” This is in honor of Obama's favorite pastime which seems to consume him during crises. Just as Nero fiddled while Rome burned...

New scientific evidence suggests that official Roman graphs in the times of Nero were called "Fiddle Sticks" and were, by the order of the emperor, completely straight.

Furthermore, a number of such straight "stick" graphs summarizing various aspects of Roman life, would eventually be tied in a bundle, to symbolize unity and power of the collective, as such sticks can be broken one by one, but never together. Such bundles, often with an axe attached to them, symbolized the state authority and were lovingly called "fasci" by the centurions. Those carrying the fasci were called the fascistas.

Red Square wrote:Those carrying the fasci were called the fascistas.

This confirms it. I've always suspected the Roman Empire of being white heterofascist imperialists. We must denounce the Roman Empire and demand that they open their borders immediately. I'm certain that if we can make them do that, their evil empire will be wiped out.