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Holy crap! Is Michelle pregnant?

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Well, now would be a good time for Michelle to demonstrate her support for abortion and the need for sustainable development by limiting the population by adopting China's progressive policy regarding children.

"You go girl".....straight to the nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic.

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Maybe this is the replacement for when the Obamasiah dies (i.e. a "virgin" birth).

We will know if it's Lord Obama's child if it has a 666 birthmark on it's head and a pet Rottweiler with glowing eyes.

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"You go girl".....straight to the nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic.

For Our Lady of DC, it needs to be a public spectacle so we the proles can worship her for her ultimate sacrifice for the Greater Good and The Children. {If that last buit of agitprop wasn't an oxymoron, I don't know what is.}

Would you be free from the burden of guilt?
There's power in the blood, power in the blood;
Would you o'er evil a victory win?
There's wonderful power in the blood.

Refrain
There is power, power, wonder working power
In the blood of the babes;
There is power, power, wonder working power
In the precious blood of the babes.

Would you be free from your passion and pride?
There's power in the blood, power in the blood;
Come for a cleansing to Michelle Obama's tide;
There's wonderful power in the blood.

Refrain

Would you be whiter, much whiter than snow?
There's power in the blood, power in the blood;
Guilt stains are lost in its death giving blow.
There's wonderful power in the blood.

Refrain

Would you do service for Obama your King?
There's power in the blood, power in the blood;
Would you live daily His praises to sing?
There's wonderful power in the blood.

Refrain

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If she is pregnant, she will give birth to a communculus.

This is what the community wants:

"There's almost nothing that this beleaguered country could use more now than an adorable Obama baby. In fact, we need it so badly, that if Michelle isn't already knocked up with #3, she and Barack should start trying immediately."

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Komrade Zarkof wrote:We will know if it's Lord Obama's child if it has a 666 birthmark on it's head and a pet Rottweiler with glowing eyes.
Hahahaha. . .



 
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