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Homophobic Gay Basher Booed at CPAC - This Cannot Be!

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Comrades,

Here is some terrible news. As you know, we progressives have owned the gay issue for years, but now, there are signs that some right wing nuts are pretending to be tolerant about gay people.

You will be able to tell that the boos in this video are not genuine, but contrived and well planned. I must admit, they booed at all the right times.

The homophobic conservative at the podium is, of course, the real thing. He is the classic stereotype we progressive have come to know and hate. We must locate more of his kind and expose them, but not being booed, but rather, cheered by other right wing homophobes.

We must figure out new ways to portray the right as being homophobic. We cannot lose this issue. Gay people want socialism as much as we do. Gay people want to be placed under the public option as much as we do. Gay people want to be forced into unions as much as we do. I know, they too, dream of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday, when people will be put in jail for not buying health insurance.

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I for one am getting tired of pandering to these perverts. We've heard their disloyal grousing about Obama's disregard for their goofy gay marriage. These useful idiots have worn out their usefulness.

Besides we have more to gain by mocking Tea Partiers Baggers by comparing them to a vile disgusting gay sex practice.

And since we've worn out the charge of racist, perhaps we can shame conservatives into silence by calling them closet queers and fags.

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I'm with the Unequivocally Equal Comrade Whoopie. What've gays done for the Party lately? More and more are starting switch to <i>Libertarianism</i>, for State's sake!

There's always Maddow, but I blame her for Keith Olbermann's low ratings; I refuse to accept the fact that they're down because people would rather watch queer-hugging right-wingers. So under the bus she goes.

We will, of course, need to exploit a new minority to fill the gap. Any ideas?

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This means that one day gay Republicans might be referred to as RepubliQueens.

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Partitioned Pasternak wrote:
We will, of course, need to exploit a new minority to fill the gap. Any ideas?

Good point Pasternak. Our policies on illegal immigration have taken it's toll and in light of the heroic sacrifice of Joe Stack, I think perhaps we should start using exploiting fighting for the rights of the angry white guy endangered white male.

I'm sure that by now, those white trash Johnny Sixpacks will have forgotten that they wouldn't be an endangered species but for us. They're so gullible, they'll fall right into line.

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Ooh, we're fighting for angry white males now? Won't Comrade Byrd be thrilled...

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Speaking of KKKomrade Byrd, he called to tell me he saw my post and was so overjoyed that he had to take a break from wiping the drool off his chin to wiping tears from his eyes.

He had a suggestion for capturing the angry white guy vote. He said wear pointy hoods and blame everything on the Jooz. He said it worked for him back in the 50's.

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Glorious, dear Whoopie, just glorious! I'm sure poor drooling doltByrd will be thrilled to dust off his white robes and get to work... it's so easy to throw the blame of white Republikans, then relax in the old wheelchair, toss back a cool vodka and watch the whining of denial begin. And all of this before his 101st birthday. He must be so overjoyed that he won't even need his prunes today! Oh, the white pride!!

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Leninka wrote:Comrades,

Here is some terrible news. As you know, we progressives have owned the gay issue for years, but now, there are signs that some right wing nuts are pretending to be tolerant about gay people.

You will be able to tell that the boos in this video are not genuine, but contrived and well planned. I must admit, they booed at all the right times.

The homophobic conservative at the podium is, of course, the real thing. He is the classic stereotype we progressive have come to know and hate. We must locate more of his kind and expose them, but not being booed, but rather, cheered by other right wing homophobes.

We must figure out new ways to portray the right as being homophobic. We cannot lose this issue. Gay people want socialism as much as we do. Gay people want to be placed under the public option as much as we do. Gay people want to be forced into unions as much as we do. I know, they too, dream of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday, when people will be put in jail for not buying health insurance.


It is wonderful to see all those supple, firm, baby-faced, young gay Conservatives ImageImageImage. With half of the new Conservatives being gay, we Bolshevicks don't have to worry any more, because they will not reproduce their own kind (btw, didn't those young Conservatives elect Ron Paul in the straw pole Image?).

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Jíbaro wrote: It is wonderful to see all those supple, firm, baby-faced, young gay Conservatives ImageImageImage. With half of the new Conservatives being gay, we Bolshevicks don't have to worry any more, because they will not reproduce their own kind (btw, didn't those young Conservatives elect Ron Paul in the straw pole Image?).

For sure! Let's hope the capitalist conservative trolls elect Ron 'anti-war' Paul as their presidential nominee. That will ensure dear Leaders reign!

Joy oh joy?

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Partitioned Pasternak wrote:
We will, of course, need to exploit a new minority to fill the gap. Any ideas?

Good point Pasternak. Our policies on illegal immigration have taken it's toll and in light of the heroic sacrifice of Joe Stack, I think perhaps we should start using exploiting fighting for the rights of the angry white guy endangered white male.

I'm sure that by now, those white trash Johnny Sixpacks will have forgotten that they wouldn't be an endangered species but for us. They're so gullible, they'll fall right into line.

Too late Comrade Whoopie, "Men's Rights" legislation was put on the docket with the coming of The One and Comrade Boxer is it's prime supporter. Gang warfare is alive and well and those bastard "angry white males" will comply! We're all victims now...

Hail Obama!

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Is there no decency in this land?
Fraud and deceit will never stand.
The gays are ours else they're not sincere,
I'll round those ugly Con artists up
and teach them queer!
Or should that be fear? I'll round you Con artists up and teach you fear!
Yeah, that sounds better.
Fear!

Vice Captain Underpants
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Woof! Woof! Woof!

Hi girls!

Captain Underpants
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Joe. Go home, Joe. Go back home, boy.

Sheesh...

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Captain Underpants:

Is that a banana in your pants? Or are you just looking forward to that conference with Republicans? And hoping.

Vice Captain Underpants:

Don't you look spiffy. Did you get that carbon footprint off your forehead yet? The one you got on Ash Wednesday, I mean.


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Your Avatars and comments had me laughing so much, I couldn't speak.

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I type "Gay Conservative" into my Google search program and I keep getting the message:
"Did you mean "Oxymoron?"

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I denounce Capt. Underpants for making our fe-progs wet themselves.

"Have you no shame, sir?"
-Keith Olbermann

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I am Biden, hear me roar
A gaff the mainstream will igonore
and I wear my underwear with quiet dignity
I am Biden, I'm a dope
riding a wave of change and hope
Yes it took Barrak to make a man of me---

Oh-oh-oh yes! he's the one,
clean and articulate
Oh-oh-oh yes! I'm the one
his stooge and running mate
I am Wrong! (Wrong!)
I am an imbecile! (an imbecile!)
I am Biden (oooo)

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I denounce Betinov for creating art after he ridiculed art in another thread.

(shrug)

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Yes, I agree. He should be denounced.

However, this brings to mind that Comrade Biden is oft neglected here at the Cube, and I should think he would be pleased to have a little Helen Reddy Biden Boy Wonderful song written in his honor. After all, he's done so much for all of us.

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Ah, it has been so long since I have basked in the warm afterglow a denounce-a-trois. Anyone got a cigarette?

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I'd just love to see Theo kick the hell out of this guy, and Theo wouldn't have to do it with fists and feet.

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Theo is likely lurking in the shadows as we speak, readying himself for the kill.

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Navigator wrote:I type "Gay Conservative" into my Google search program and I keep getting the message: "Did you mean "Oxymoron?"
I am loath to confess that here in West Texas there are <i>lots</i> of them around. Gay Republicans. Gay Libertarians. I've offered them free passes to Jiffy-Lobo but they just won't go.

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I am delighted by Mr. Sorba. What a charming persona he had at CPAC. I'm sure that all the mothers whispered to their daughters, "See him? I want you to marry a man like him."

And his splendid performance was only enhanced as he said, "You've made an enemy out of me," and stormed off the stage.

Such class.

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Comrades, did it ever occur to you that Mr. Sorba was one of our covert agents of agitation? He was sent by the Inner Party Security Apparatus to try and incite a schism between these disloyal queers and the GOP. Had he succeeded our media organs would be trumpeting the fact that the GOP was anti-gay. As it was his failure has resulted in his arrest. All Party functionaries are hereby ordered not to speak of this non-person.

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Who knows? Perhaps Mr. Sorba is actually a closet queen. You know how it is. The ones who are ashamed of coming out of the closet pretend to be gay bashers to cover their true sexual origin up.

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[ off ]Leninka, you're utterly correct about that. I was the worst basher in high school and I've found that from time to time that straight men who just won't let go of the subject will get drunk and make advances.


 
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