Retribution and a swift show-trial sounds in order!


Komrade Krasnodor,

The Politburo has always said that Hooligan thoughtcriminals such as these should be handled swiftly and with the shovel of Revolutionary Justice. The Party hereby recognizes your Nobel Valor in bringing this evil kapitalist pig to our attention. As Karl Marx says "Peace is the absence of opposition to socialism.." ..er... something like that which gives us the license create decadent corpses in the cleansing gulags for Peace™. As we were saying, for Hooligan Coat bravery in the face of kapitalist hegemony and swines with rabid sharp teeth all around you, we hereby award you this honorary medal of Nobel Peace.

Comrade Krasnodar, the thought criminal has been dealt with, and the offending posts given an execution, followed by a show trial.

Comrades! Excellent work. We must forever keep our Socialist Utopia free from the buggery of Kapitalist Pig decadence and corruption. These offending thought criminals should all be punished severely and without remorse.

To learn more about Hoolligan's buy my new book, it's a great way to get inside the Hooligan's mind and really learn about the evil ways of these thoughtcriminal's:

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How was I, the Frau, not informed of an Official Execution Show Trail?! Who is in charge of official memo distribution, I ask?!! And I must remind all Prog, newly made Progs and proles, that crony capitalism is not to be confused with capitalism.

Now, WHERE IS MY MEMO!!

Dearest Komrades .....I count myself fortunate to have have seen these.....these..........
conjurers of coats up to their usual tricks. Worst of all, they did their dastardly deed
whilst we were listening to Dear Leader's speech, enraptured by his commentary concerning our fateful " Sputnik Moment ".....an evening in infamy !

However, please keep the medal for another hero of the people..........

I already have one

Morning of goodness. I am comrade I.C. Yurhini.

I am currently deep mole in Capitist Health Insurance Industry and former Hockey star with glorious Red Army Team.Perhaps you have heard of "Boom Boom" I.C. Yurhini? Hockey career of Boom Boom was derailed when I spurned the advances of Svetlana Brezhnev.. subsequently I was deployed to 32nd Guards Motorized Rifle Regiment in Asscrackistan( AKA - NTC Ft. Irwin). There Boom Boom is BMP commander and leader of MRR platoon. For glorious victories against enemies of people and capitilist pig lackies of the US Army, Boom Boom was vested in the Order of Lenin and Hamby as well as Hero of People's Army of Asscrackistan. ... so I got that going for me. Are we havink beets or potato today?

Your in service to the State,

"Boom Boom" I.C. Yurhini

Comrade Krasnodar, I hate to point this out in such a public place, but you misspelled the word "dastardly" which is more correctly spelled with a "b".

I have my Prize too but I must add that the shrimp was a bit tough . . . and that I lost a tooth trying to pry it out of that shell.

Comrade Karl,

Are they not havink blue pills for impenitance?

I.C. Yurhini 'Boom Boom', I neglected to give you a hardy Welcome to the Cube (since that is not my job and I therefore do not receive monies (!!) for such, but the Welcome Czar seems to be missing... perhaps still sleeping sitting in awe at Obama's political address to the USSA?) I find your name most interesting and believe you will have much to discuss with some of our other more .... odd comrades.

Beets. It's always beets until further notice. We have a Chef Beet Czar somewhere, always concocting creating new delightful recipes. cough

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrade Krasnodar, I hate to point this out in such a public place, but

Frau, you are one to be talking of typos. I used to think you deliberately misspelled words for comic relief until you sent me an email one day. I had to forward it to the cryptography dept. for decoding.

If the People's Director can edit his posts as much as 13 times you could do it at least once.

Oh and welcome to our comrade Teddy bear Yurhini.

Komrade Krasnodar, you DO NOT turn down peoples rewards from the glorious state!!! Do I sense a bit of thoughtcrime Hooliganism from you komrade?

Most Glorious Colonel, Your revolutionary shovel is without equal in the time space continuum of taking care of prole that never existed. What kapitalist thought criminal?

Welcome Yurhini, yer ini now... time to drop the hockey shtick and pick up your shovel from your local kommissar.

Hail Obama!

Komrade Krasnodar!

For your outstanding and selfless efforts to secure The Progressive World of Next Tuesday™, I salute you! And I am sure the full membership of the Politburo™ will be in unanimous agreement that you are are deserving of The Order of Hillary™ as soon as they get through with their latest round of skulduggery and back stabbings.

Во славу государства!

Comrade Whoopie wrote:

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrade Krasnodar, I hate to point this out in such a public place, but

Frau, you are one to be talking of typos. I used to think you deliberately misspelled words for comic relief until you sent me an email one day. I had to forward it to the cryptography dept. for decoding.

If the People's Director can edit his posts as much as 13 times you could do it at least once.

Oh and welcome to our comrade Teddy bear Yurhini.

Thank you, Comarde Whoopie, for taking the time to point out all the little inconsistency and irrelevant wordage and verbiages that you notice from time to time. This gives us all, great comfort, I am sure. You see, the main problem is the IBM typing machine connected to my aging 1987 personal computer. The keys stick and many have been replaced over the years, and of course, proles are not as accomplished in Replacement Management as others, so keys can be glue in the wrong place... or as I like to call it, 'reinventive locations'.

But being the kind and benevolent Frau that I am, I hate to keep sending these proles to the gulag for incompetence, so I suffer through. As we all do. spit

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:
Thank you, Comarde Whoopie, for taking the time to point out all the little inconsistency and irrelevant wordage and verbiages that you notice from time to time. This gives us all, great comfort, I am sure.

Frau, so kind of you to remind us all that spellchecking is the last refuge of the lamer. Thank you for giving me my "Blues" name "Lame Comrade Whoopie."

I knew me a Frau, she was the meanest gal in town.
Had a glass eye and kept a vodka bottle in her gown.

Oh yeah I got them Cube blues, never let me down.
Yeah them Cube blues, got me feelin' like a clown.

Them gulag gals, they make me smoke da crack.
Here comes Pinkie with her shovel, gonna give me such a whack.

Oh yeah I got them Cube blues, never let me down.
Yeah them Cube blues, got me feelin' like a clown.

Lovely Leninka, with yellow bows in her hair.
I brought her some flowers and she hit me with a chair.

Oh yeah I got them Cube blues, never let me down.
Yeah them Cube blues, got me feelin' like a clown.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:
Thank you, Comarde Whoopie, for taking the time to point out all the little inconsistency and irrelevant wordage and verbiages that you notice from time to time. This gives us all, great comfort, I am sure.

Frau, so kind of you to remind us all that spellchecking is the last refuge of the lamer. Thank you for giving me my "Blues" name "Lame Comrade Whoopie."

I knew me a Frau, she was the meanest gal in town.
Had a glass eye and kept a vodka bottle in her gown.

Oh yeah I got them Cube blues, never let me down.
Yeah them Cube blues, got me feelin' like a clown.

Them gulag gals, they make me smoke da crack.
Here comes Pinkie with her shovel, gonna give me such a whack.

Oh yeah I got them Cube blues, never let me down.
Yeah them Cube blues, got me feelin' like a clown.

Lovely Leninka, with yellow bows in her hair.
I brought her some flowers and she hit me with a chair.

Oh yeah I got them Cube blues, never let me down.
Yeah them Cube blues, got me feelin' like a clown.

My my, you remind me of Gene Wisniewski, one of the great Polka singers, you have such a gift for tunning, you do. btw, I assume this will take the place of those dreadfuljokes?

Awww, I thought I was the only Peace Prize holder (other than the Officially Announced Heroes of Peace like Dear Leader.) But it should have been obvious when the List Price was twenty-five Amerikkkan dollars, and the gentleman sold it to me for only five (and later had another on display in the trunk of his automobile.)

WTF*???? WHY WASN'T I INFORMED ABOUT THIS BEFORE I ORDERED THE ENCHILADAS?????


*WTF = Win The Fu**ing prize

Comrades!

What is all this talk of Hooliganism, and I was not mentioned!

Take off to Siberia on 10 day inspection tour and you are totally forgotten!

FYI WTF means Where's the Fork? Proper beet consumption requires a fork.

Comrade Tooorisky,

Ahrrrmmmm... yes... sorry to be tardy in this. I was shaving my ankles. Ahrrrmmm...

Dear Your Hooliganist, Please inspect this thread and the offending post that never existed for any tail tale signs of hooliganism, drug use, debauchery, yada yada, and what not...

We look forward to your report.