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Comrades, I ran across this unfortunate state of affairs which exists today in capitalist societies. We can expect this degeneration to worsen until Collectivism dominates (and we can control the Internets). In the meantime, I thought we may be well advised to have at least casual mention of Kim Kardashian's ass. Yes, this is a self serving effort to drive traffic in support of our cause. But I believe such action subscribes to the useful idiot principle proven so effective down through our years of struggle.

Be assured that I denounce myself and personally find this highly offensive. Please understand the sacrifice I am making by this posting.

What is so fascinating about this subject is a mystery to me. Our glorious beet fields are filled each day with posterior paragons projected skyward. Do these capitalist not work their fields?

Yes comrade, this BigFurHat non-person is one of our most useful idiots and he doesn't even realize it. His decadent puerile depravity plays right into our hands. He thinks his reactionary website iOTW fights Marxism when in fact it serves our very goals. Thank Lenin we had the foresight to kick him out of the collective.

As for "I Own The World", we'll see who owns who come next Tuesday.

I wonder if iOwnTheWorld.com is to ThePeoplesCube.com today what Trotsky was to Comrade Stalin back in the days of the rise of socialism.

This is what I was thinking while reading Comrade Whoopie's post and observing his icepick-studded avatar.

Now back to the matter at hand: planting as many popular keywords on the page as possible. Which we should have been doing all along. Observe how.

What a bunch of dirty, perverted, XXX, sex-obsessed keywords those are, at the top. Makes me wish this thread was topless. But without the top, there is no bottom. What are the synonyms to "bottom" in an alphabetical order? Ass, bum, buns, butt, buttocks, derriere, fanny, fundament, gluteus maximus, hindquarters, posterior, rear, rump, seat. Also Kim Kardashian's ass comes to mind. Does Kim Kardashian have a big ass?

And Kendra Wilkinson, whoever she is. Who is Kendra Wilkinson? Anyone knows who Kendra Wilkinson is? Kendra! KENDRA! Oh, Kendra, Kendra, Kendra! We pray to you, goddess of keyword searches and search engine tricks, come help our rankings with your mighty ass, rack, and your free Kendra sex video downloads.

I once had a website whose biggest source of traffic came from search engines responding to the words "Arab sex." I figured that Arab sex must be somehow different from the usual human lovemaking if it caused such a disturbance in the Force. Speaking of which, some of the forgotten threads on the Cube are still attracting traffic because they accidentally happen to contain words that match popular keyword searches - boobs not bombs, nude protesters, tramp stamp, etc. You may also want to share stories of your own websites and what keywords were triggering their SE popularity.

Now you know the drill.

Here's today's list of the hottest keywords in Google. Subject to Change™ w/o notice.

1. drosselmeyer
2. belmont stakes post time
3. belmont park
4. belmont park race track
5. stacy peterson
6. tom thibodeau
7. drew peterson
8. belmont odds
9. teresa giudice
10. rush limbaugh wedding
11. freihofer s run for women
12. san manuel amphitheater
13. not afraid music video
14. drew peterson latest news
15. wilderness wisconsin dells
16. resident evil extinction
17. cotto vs foreman
18. rickie fowler
19. miley cyrus kissing a girl
20. blossom music center

To the work, comrades! Plant your words like you're planting beets. Do your worst!

And People's Comrade -

Notice how I changed the URL in this thread, while keeping the title intact. You can do it to!
XXX
thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/hot-capitalist-chicks-our-tool-to-domination-t5412.html
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"Plant your words like you're planting beets."

Words I've lived by for many years. Brilliantly proclaimed Comrade Director. May we expect a weekly update of the current, hottest keywords in Google?

Grigori E.R. wrote:"Plant your words like you're planting beets."

Words I've lived by for many years. Brilliantly proclaimed Comrade Director. May we expect a weekly update of the current, hottest keywords in Google?

First of all, I would like to thank my parental units and our collective farm supervisor and commissar for teaching me everything I know about beets. I would also like to thank my spousal unit - is he or she here today? Raise your hand/paw/antenna/tentacle... Oh, there he or she is! Won't you come with me on stage! Never mind, the director is telling me to wind up. Sorry, dear.

Second, I think that hottest keywords in Google must become our Current Truth from now on, with weekly updates appearing on this thread.

Any volunteers to take the post of Commissar of Hottest Keywords?

No time to revise, I have to run ... or I'll be late for Rush Limbaugh's wedding.

No matter what you say, the Rush Limbaugh wedding is not rated xxx. It's an exercise in resident evil and will lead to the extinction of us all.

Found the source for keywords:
https://www.google.com/trends/hottrends

"Any volunteers to take the post of Commissar of Hottest Keywords?"

As dear Comrade Kerry said;"Reporting for duty."

The latest:
1. belmont stakes results
2. drosselmeyer
3. rickie fowler girlfriend
4. cotto vs foreman
5. belmont stakes post time

6. stacy peterson
7. belmont park
8. teresa giudice
9. lakers vs celtics game 2
10. rush limbaugh wedding

11. tom thibodeau
12. ipilimumab
13. freihofer s run for women
14. belmont park race track
15. drew peterson

16. not afraid music video
17. chronicles of riddick
18. san manuel amphitheater
19. miley cyrus kissing a girl
20. mhsaa

Thanks! Our traffic stats should now start racing faster than Drosselmeyer at the Belmont Park race track.

And ThePeoplesComrade - why did you remove your deliciously provocative and steamy hot post above? Who are you afraid of, Drew Peterson? Learn how to be not afraid from the "Not Afraid" music video!

While at Rush Limbaugh wedding, say hi to Rickie Fowler and his girlfriend, Cotto and Foreman, Teresa Giudice, and Tom Thibodeau. And if you see Miley Cyrus, tell her that Ipilimumab she was asking for is waiting for her in my San Manuel hotel room.

Cube posts will never be quite the same. I for one fear that the Fraulein will give me a spanking for salting my ejaculations with XXX rated dialog. What effect this will have on intercourse here at the Cube remains to be seen.

On the other hand, this idea tickles my fancy. If I had a cat, I'd name my pussy Nipples. I always thought that was a good name for a pussy because I think cats suck. Red Rooster hates cats too, that's why he's my favorite cock.

I always thought the Paris Hilton nude video was better than Miley Cyrus nude or Michelle Obama nude.

My dear Red Square, Drew Peterson does not scare me one iota. It's his crazy wife Stacy Peterson (the invisible woman). That broad spooks be more than the Chronicles of Riddick. But hey life is no worse than a Rickie Fowler girlfriend event (I thought Rickie Fowler was a girl), but whatever. Life must go on.

I can't decide whether to do Cotto vs Foreman or Lakers vs Celtics game 2. If Tom Thibodeau were coaching I'd certainly do Lakers vs Celtics game 2. If I know Tom he will probably sign with MHSAA, the woos. If he doesn't watch out he'll be as bankrupt as Teresa Giudice.

But hey, life is good. I'm gonna take in the OZ concert at San Manuel Amphitheater. Might as well enjoy life while there is still time. Last time someone spotted Miley Cyrus kissing a girl so things could get exciting.

But I have another 4 months to enjoy things after Ipilimumab unless they screw up my dosage. Enough of this gossip. I have to go train for the Freihofer 5 run for women. (I may need Frau's hair piece to get in)

Wish me luck!

I just found out that Death by 1000 Papercuts has a running list of 100 top conservative blogs, sites, and online magazines. The People's Cube is in all of them, taking the middle position (mostly in the 40s).

Ratings are based on Alexa traffic rankings.

See here: https://deathby1000papercuts.com/dbkpreport/

Comrade Red

I think congratulations are in order!

Good Stalin, you beat guys like sweetness and light, who get regularly mentioned by Mark Levin!

Google's list of Top Key Searches is further proof that capitalism is rotting from the inside out and will soon crumble in on itself from its own contradictions. This list, in a scientifically ordered State, should be a list created by the Party so that people will know what they should search on the internet and not this frivolous subject matter of no use to the State whatsoever.

Red Square wrote:I just found out that Death by 1000 Papercuts has a running list of 100 top conservative blogs, sites, and online magazines. The People's Cube is in all of them, taking the middle position (mostly in the 40s).

Ratings are based on Alexa traffic rankings.

See here: https://deathby1000papercuts.com/dbkpreport/

Holy Rankings Review! The People's Cube is behind some guy called Weasel Zippers? No wonder the conservative's only alternative is a tea party. Good luck with that.

Comrade Red Square,

How young should our recruit targets be? Just wondered as I was thinking about getting myself a Justin Bieber haircut. I think it would look good on women, too.

Leninka,
I truly believe you have struck a collective cord within my progressive spirit. Such a haircut as you mention would be perfect as a common hair cut, fitting for both male and female. As you instinctively surmised (with your collective genes), the beauty of this hair cut, no age limit.

Hot off the Goggle press, this weeks HOT keywords:
1. german goalkeeper kills himself
2. coastal carolina university
3. germany vs australia 2010
4. wisconsin unemployment
5. tony awards 2010
6. german soccer team
7. pgad
8. unemployment wisconsin weekly claim
9. germany world cup
10. true blood season 3 premiere
11. robert enke
12. lukas podolski
13. four loko
14. german national anthem
15. loretta lynn
16. salem witch trials
17. neal parker crash video
18. miguel castro castro prison
19. bam margera
20. man vs food

Remember;"A keyword a day keeps the shovel away."

Comrade Whoopie wrote:If I had a cat, I'd name my pussy Nipples. I always thought that was a good name for a pussy because I think cats suck. Red Rooster hates cats too, that's why he's my favorite cock.

10 new shovels for getting pussy nipples past the censors! As for your anti-feline language followed by typing the words "he's my favorite cock"....

I denounce you!

I look forward to returning the favor comrade Buffoon (in the spirit of redistribution).

Red Square, I only wonder what sort of people this search term tactic will attract to the Collective? Is a classless society the same as a no class society?

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Leninka,
I truly believe you have struck a collective cord within my progressive spirit. Such a haircut as you mention would be perfect as a common hair cut, fitting for both male and female. As you instinctively surmised (with your collective genes), the beauty of this hair cut, no age limit.

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Comrade PeoplesComrade,

I'm certain that if Helen Thomas had just donned a Justin Bieber Swoopdidoo, she would still be giggling and flirting on a regular basis in the Casa Blanca (as in Humphrey Bogart ) press room.

Happy Non-Specific Gender Parental Guardian Unit Day!

This weeks hot keywords:
1. peggy ference
2. kaka red card
3. oprah removes sixth toe
4. brazil vs ivory coast live
5. megan fox molests black baby
6. tom watson
7. van wilder freshman year
8. smokey bones
9. amanda bynes
10. texas roadhouse
11. blazing saddles
12. antique archaeology
13. outback steakhouse
14. summer solstice 2010
15. fullmetal alchemist brotherhood episode 62
16. american pickers
17. flagstaff fire
18. free republic
19. cws 2010
20. us open tee times

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Thank you, Grigori!

Isn't it great that Amanda Bynes didn't play in Van Wilder: Freshman Year because it's the stupidest college flick ever, although I wouldn't mind seeing her in the remake of Blazing Saddles. Free Republic is very slow today, perhaps too many people are searching for the story on Obama's missing birth certificate, or to see if American Pickers Antique Archaeology store survived the Flagstaff fire in Arizona.

Such a busy news day for a Sunday, which also happens to be Father's Day!

Don't you think that celebrating the patriarchal Father's Day would be like watching Oprah removing her sixth toe in the kitchen of Outback Steakhouse, or Megan Fox molesting a black baby in the 62nd episode of Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, or Kaka receiving red card in "Brazil vs. Ivory Coast live" from Peggy Ference and Tom Watson during CWS 2010 in the open. Tee times, they are a-changing!

Instead of Father's Day, we should celebrate summer solstice 2010 at Smokey Bones or Texas Roadhouse!

See Comrades, this is how it's done. Leave it to our Comrade Director to show the proper way!

...............and have a Happy Summer Solstice 2010 at 7:28 am est tomorrow.

Hot off the Press for 6/27/10:
1. sergio vega
2. frances farmer
3. sergio vega el shaka
4. edward scissorhands remake
5. fabricio werdum
6. iphone 4 recall
7. fedor vs werdum video
8. muerte de sergio vega
9. hollandaise sauce
10. fedor loses
11. fedor emelianenko
12. mena suvari
13. frank shamrock
14. st louis airport
15. dinocroc vs supergator
16. cung le
17. i think i love my wife
18. kerry washington
19. grooveshark
20. one piece episode 457

Comrades,
I think I love my wife, well I know I do. She's been visiting relatives up north all week. The flight took forever as she had a 4 hour delay at St Louis Airport. I would have called her, but my iphone was out for the iphone 4 recall.

The work of a Spiritual Adviser is never done. With an empty nest I thought I was going to have a nice quiet week. Wrong!!!!!! I was chilling to the beautiful sounds of Sergio Vega (Sergio Vega El Shaka) when I got a call from Fedor Emelianenko. The poor fellow was darn near inconsolable from his loss (see Fedor loses) to Fabricio Werdum in the first round ( see the Fedor vs Werdum video, it was a great fight).

Then Frank Shamrock called ; “Grigori, should I retire from Mixed Martial Arts?”. Then Scott Smith over his loss to Cung Le.

Just in: Muerte de Sergio Vega!
Sergio Vega “El Shaka” has been murdered, shot dead, in Sinaloa, while traveling. See what I mean. It's been like this all week.

I did get a chance to do a little reading. An interesting article I came across was about Frances Farmer. The poor gal was tumbled from life as an up and coming movie star to life in a mental institution. The article told the story of her meteoric rise and fall.

I couldn't even make myself lunch! I was looking for the Hollandaise sauce when I got a call from “American Pie” actress Mena Suvari. She was getting married on Saturday and wanted my blessings. See how hard I work?

Did have time for a few movies:
The Edward Scissorhands remake.
Dinocroc vs Supergator
Kerry Washington's new new film “Mother and Child”
One Piece Episode 457

I need to lie down Comrades and listen to free music on Grooveshark.

Your Humble Spiritual Adviser,
Grigori

They make Hollandaise sauce in a bottle? I had no idea.

In the Glorious World of Next Tuesday, all sauces will be available in bottle form...that is to say, all sauces will be made from the same beet-based recipe and packed into identical bottles at the massive new factory located in the shiny new Gulag in Senator Kerry's district.

On that "Oprah removes sixth toe," was that her sixth toe getting cut off, or the sixth toe she has removed from someone else? Have we in fact reached the joyous and long-awaited day where the Party begins the redistribution of body parts?

Speaking of Oprah's toes...

Those three extra toe seem to be the remnants of a twin - Oprah's evil twin?

Dear Oprah, where would we be without her? I knew her way back in the day when she co-hosted an evening news/talk show in Baltimore. Funny she never mentioned the toes though. That was, of course, way before she left for Chicago and became a mega-star. Thanks for the clarification Comrades.

Latins make for unforgiving music critics, to which Sergio Vega will attest, or would have, had he survived. Remember the words of another famous singer, Frances Farmer, "Just because you're a paranoid schizophrenic does not mean you are not being followed." My advice, hire Fabricio Werdum as body guard and call it good (just don't tell FRANK SHAMROCK).

I did have to question why anyone would search "kerry washington" until I actually did the search. No comrades this is not John Kerry (bless his purple heart)

And yes, this image is likely to stay with me for awhile.

Red Square wrote:Don't you think that celebrating the patriarchal Father's Day would be like watching Oprah removing her sixth toe in the kitchen of Outback Steakhouse

The Peoples Imagery does sort of stay with you. Kind of like a heavy meal that you ate too much of.

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:
I did have to question why anyone would search "kerry washington" until I actually did the search. No comrades this is not John Kerry (bless his purple heart)

And yes, this image is likely to stay with me for awhile.

Keywords for Lucky Day 7/11:
1. dani jarque
2. spain wins world cup
3. espana campeon
4. paula creamer
5. iniesta shirt
6. lala vazquez
7. who won the world cup 2010
8. bob sheppard
9. sybil
10. spain soccer team roster
11. free slurpee day 2010
12. golden boot 2010
13. barefoot bandit
14. cool hand luke
15. 7 11
16. 7 eleven
17. savannah brinson
18. spain netherlands
19. 7 11 store locator
20. watch world cup final online

#14 cool hand luke - I was just talking to a friend of mine about that movie. It was so funny. One of the best lines was; "A man can't work if his mind ain't right".

7/25/10
Top 20 keywords:
1. prader willi syndrome
2. michael clayton
3. monterey bay aquarium
4. my morning jacket
5. jamie mcmurray
6. dan haren
7. mad men
8. mad men season 4
9. thor movie trailer
10. sergio kindle
11. wikileaks
12. abby guerra
13. tyler perry
14. lord of the rings
15. mary boleyn
16. without a paddle
17. kansas city wizards
18. pepco
19. lake placid ironman
20. top gear season 15 episode 5

Prader Willi Syndrome : PWS rare genetic chronic disorder ...

https://www.usnewsdot.com/prader-willi-syndrome-pws-rare-genetic-chronic-disorder/ Prader Willi Syndrome also known as PWS is a rare genetic chronic disorder. PWS symptoms vary. Some of the most common symptoms are muscle weakness and an unsatisfiable appetite, leading to obesity.

Is it me or does every thing seem to be a syndrome nowadays? Is that in itself a Syndrome?

"Anything's a Syndrome" Syndrome (ASS) has been providing lots of data for journalistic analysis lately. The conclusions pulled out of it are changing the society for the better, in a progressive sort of way.

I though it was Predator Willie Syndrome and we were back to discussing Comrade Bill Clinton's privates. We will just have to await wilileaks document dumps to see who is up a creak without a paddle.