Hugo Chavez has been having too much fun with his Swedish Cigar© and now has caught the bug that Fidel has...


A pelvic abscess, once the sore G-spot which prostitutes all over the world suffered, has now become the latest fashion trend among Socialist Avatars.

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Isn't it amazing, how Socialist Brotherhood brings nations and anal regions together?

There is a price to be paid for Socialist Utopia, and these men know how to pay it with their very souls and arses. Nothing can be so heroic!!!!!

But we must not flinch until the entire hemisphere comes to the light of Maяxist Lovэ.

Who knows, perhaps one of these days the Dэaя Lэadэя, Baяяacus the First, will imbibe in the delight of the Castro Brothers, and smoke Swedish Cigars© with his second mouth.

Wouldn't that be a sight to see the fourth man in the same Bedroom (Fidel+Raul+Hugo+ Baяяacus)?

Hey, Fidel tweeted this to me earlier!!!

I like their matching 'jammies!

We have an alarming report which hints that Bolivarian Comrade Hugo will not be able to pay the $300 million for the re-election of the Dэaя Lэadэя like he did on 2008:

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This can't be; without Chavez $300 million, our dreams for Amэяika are toast.

"Where in the world is Hugo Burro?"

That has been the cry of many a Comrade in Latin America and Puerto Rico. His money-grams have dried up, and Comrades in arms fighting against Reaktionaries across the globe are clamoring to get paid.

Even the Dэaя Lэadэя has grown restless with Hugo, and threw him under the bus this morning by unleashing the STRATEGIC OIL RESERVE (Link). Now Hugo will definitely be unable to again kick in the $300 million he previously gave in February 2008.

What will we do Comrades? Our Goose that lays the Golden Eggs is gone. Our Maяxist Spяiиg (which began in February 2008) is gone.

Oh the inhumanity!!!!!

There is no need to worry, Hugo is merely getting re-indoctrinated: LINK.

Look at how Fidel gives a senile Яэvolutioиaяy lэctuяэ, while his gay boy-toy protege Hugo worshipfully swallows listens to every word, and Drag Queen Raul takes a nap assists.

Fidel is playing a game of : Where is your nose"?

20,000 FARC "Activists" and 20,000 Cuban "doctors" can't be wrong: Hugo Chavez will remain president of Venezuela forever!!!



That is what Adan Chavez, the nerdy brother of Hugo says, ЛУИК.

When people fail to vote for Яэvolutioи, they can be 'gently' herded to stay the course in other ways...

Venezuela, July 5, 2011 - AP (Associated Potatoes) - Upon his triumphant return to Venezuela, Hugo "Brucie" Chavez today brandished the love toy that he recently shared with Cuban leader (for the people) Fidel Castro. In fact, President Chavez grinned as he displayed an entire collection of "toys", one after another, which he told the press are actually co-owned by he and "Fido", as he lovingly referred to his very close friend Castro.

Chavez continues to recover from what has alternatively been called either a "rectal abscess" or "possible colo-rectal cancer".

Shrugging off questions from concerned reporters with a wink, the President snickered and stated, "Hey, sometimes you play you gotta pay!"

Our Beloved Leader, Hugo Chavez, in the unthinkable situation that (at least) will make a one-way-ticket trip to Eternity, will be succeeded almost surely by his bro, Adan Chavez, who is speaking openly of "armed rebellion" to preserve our Beloved Bolibananian Revo-involution intact. Hereditary Revolution? Come on, the zoocialism of the XXI Century in Venezuela can pretty well mirror other relative's-sponsored transfers of power: Fidel Catro to "bro" Raul Castro, Kim il Sung to "son" Kim Yon Ill (very "Ill"" indeed...je je je) and so on.... God save our Beloved Leader !!! This is Popular Democracy in action !!! Ballots? Who is thinking about ballots?