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I for one am looking forward to socialism in the USA

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Competition is barbaric and being successful is unethical.

As beloved leader Obamessiah said, "a light will shine down from somewhere. It will light upon you. You will experience an epiphany. And you will say to yourself, I have to vote for Barack. I have to do it." Well today I have seen the light. I have spent my day educating myself about the many oppressions of capitalism.

Capitalism will always leave someone poor and oppressed by greedy small business owners (like Joe the Plumber). At least in a socialist country everyone will be equally miserable and there will be no class envy. Look how progressive Cuba is, with it's universal healthcare! I can only dream of the day where our nation will be as glorious as Cuba. Individual liberty is outdated, along with the Constitution. We need to be more "progressive" and replace the individual with the collective. More government in our life is for the Greater Common Good. I truly believe Obamessiah will make this glorious revolution move forward.

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I want free stuff!

Obama promises me free stuff!

I wanna vote for Obama, but no one has given me a pencil!

I wanna free pencil so I can vote for more free stuff!

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Loyal comrades, there is much work to be done in our glorious effort to bring unity and equality to our struggling masses. Even now, they languish in abject poverty, living on nothing except the few steaks and stone crabs they can manage to afford each week with their pitiful capitalist subsistence czechs. They toil all day long behind their barns with their faithful babushkas. Toiling below, on top of, and many, many hours from behind, to help create the army of loyal proles we need to populate our glorious state. Let us not forget them in this time of political and economic crisis. The capitalists would have them working for fair pay and individual greediness, such as providing for themselves food, clothing, shelter, and x-boxes, as though our Obamessiah cannot provide them with these things and also offer them lasting joy in the benevolent and loving State. We must make sure they have no other job than to secure the blessings of socialism and the propagation of its beneficiaries.

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Hope. Change. And more free stuff! Seig Heil!


 
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