I MUST DENOUNCE CAPTAIN CRAPTEK!!

I was in a liquor store pricing a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon (while on secret assignment in Los Angeles) when I noticed this. Today (October 13, 2013) is Captain Craptek's one-year anniversary at The Cube™ so he must have figured it was a good time to make a little evil money on the side for himself?!

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The ladies jacket does fit quite nicely!

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I kept the first image Crappy included me in!

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Comrade Che' - I like your new avatar!

What was your inspiration?
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Comrade Putout wrote:.
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Comrade Che' - I like your new avatar!

What was your inspiration?
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Comrade PutOut! A most marvelous rendition of my graphical imaging you have generated! To think what I could accomplish if I too was equipped with The People's Photoshop! I humbly have to be satisfied the Micro-Socialist Paint programme only! Maybe in the world of Next Tuesday I will be blessed with such technology? But sorry Comrade..my inspiration is "classified"!

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Captain Craptek got into my Pabst!
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Perhaps [color=#C0392B]Che' Ramie[/color] doesn't know about GIMP because he wrote: Comrade PutOut! A most marvelous rendition of my graphical imaging you have generated! To think what I could accomplish if I too was equipped with The People's Photoshop! I humbly have to be satisfied the Micro-Socialist Paint programme only! Maybe in the world of Next Tuesday I will be blessed with such technology? But sorry Comrade..my inspiration is "classified"!

GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program) can be found here!

Hmmm...seems worthy of my investigation dear Comrade PutOut..I shall click
Cubist Thanks!!

Comrade Putout, I am impressed on how much you get around! You say you were on assignment in Los Angeles, then you wear the jacket to the Boot Hill Saloon in Daytona Beach? Most interesting - but then again, I am in no position to have such assignments.

anonemous1 wrote: Boot Hill Saloon in Daytona Beach?

Comrade anonemous1 I was just thinking about the same thing as I was walking last night on Main Street watching as they were gearing up for Biketoberfest.

Finally his days of free marketeering and napkin wrangling are over!
But in mitigation of his many crimes, Captain Craptek is just another victim of the evil Rethugikkkans. With the government parks shut down, comrade squirrel was unable to gather nuts for the winter and resorted to selling souvenirs instead of starving to death for our Dear Leader. The souvenirs are also made in China which helps pay for the People's Army.

[color=#C0392B]anonemous1[/color] sounded incredulous when he wrote:Comrade Putout, I am impressed on how much you get around! You say you were on assignment in Los Angeles, then you wear the jacket to the Boot Hill Saloon in Daytona Beach? Most interesting - but then again, I am in no position to have such assignments.

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Thank you for noticing Comrade!

Look who I woke up next to this morning...
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Happy anniversary, Comrade Captain! I look Forward! to another year of living vicariously through your squirrelly exploits. But next time, ask Comprade Putout to send the vacation pics without the redactions!

I want to thank all TPC Comrades for tolerating my bad habits and dubious ways over the course of this past year. I'd especially like to thank Comrade Putout for her tireless efforts to belittle and denounce me in the final moments of this glorious day. (a bottle of tail-gel would have been nice, too) I should have known she'd figure out a way to get revenge for the posting I made last night of her Web ad endorsing my industrial vibrator. I could be mistaken, but I believe her denouncement makes it unanimous - everyone hates me. But then why worry. It's all in the way a person handles their Cubes. Isn't it?

Comrade, you realize, of course, that the spread eagle squirrel image has been recorded by the NSA. IRS, FBI, etc. and may yet re-appear in supposedly unprovoked, allegedly completely bogus and based upon undisclosed sources images of government fauna doing unspeakable things? I, for one, have saved deleted the image and washed my eyes with bleach (like the last time I thought I saw Reid, Peloski or Obummer) so that I remain ignorant, which is the best way to be, "on Tuesday?"™

The-HUN wrote:

anonemous1 wrote: Boot Hill Saloon in Daytona Beach?

Comrade anonemous1 I was just thinking about the same thing as I was walking last night on Main Street watching as they were gearing up for Biketoberfest.

Thank you comrade for this reminiscing... And my other favorite place for beet vodka... The Rat's Hole... is it still there? I remember going there with my friend, Clyde Morris, many years ago. Don't think Clyde is still learning to fly (it was the late 70's)... and he was sort of an odd one trying to learn to fly - being an ant and all.... (He should have studied under Crappy!). Well, nothing but change, I guess. In fact, that reminds me of a song...

Anon

I don't know much about Clyde but they have named a Boulevard after him......he must have achieved his ATP rating in order to become such a famous person.




As for the rat's hole.....





And as for Captain Craptek.......I haven't found him celebrating his glorious one year anniversary in any of the smokey, dirty, noisy bars but I had caught a glimpse of this nice little fellow in the serine and peaceful nature enjoying the products of civilization.


Happy anniversary Comrade Craptek.

anniversary spamiversary . . . he should be staying out of the road when enjoying The Peoples Vodka.

The-HUN wrote:I don't know much about Clyde but they have named a Boulevard after him......he must have achieved his ATP rating in order to become such a famous person.

Ahhh - it has been a while, and your are most right Comrade HUN! One of my bosses informants has informed me about his blog (and how I misspelled his name)! WOW - it turns out he has become one of the People's Cosmon-ants! His blog is at The Only Ant in Aviation - Klyde Morris: Aviation & Space Cartoons.

Seems he is also teaching....


Sincerely reporting,
Anon

Have one for me Capt. I'm on meds so I can't imbibe. And don't worry about your nuts since the values have tripled. You should be selling puts against your positions at the money under an assumed name so the Politburo doesn't catch on. It's simply our fault for knowing too much even after we knock off a few brain cells.

I had to fix [color=#C0392B]Chairman Meow's[/color] statement of denouncement when he wrote:Finally his days of free marketeering and napkin naked wrangling are over!

Comrade Squirrel, you have some explaining to do!

anonemous1 wrote:
Ahhh - it has been a while, and your are most right Comrade HUN! One of my bosses informants has informed me about his blog (and how I misspelled his name)! WOW - it turns out he has become one of the People's Cosmon-ants! His blog is at The Only Ant in Aviation - Klyde Morris: Aviation & Space Cartoons.

Seems he is also teaching....

Sincerely reporting,
Anon

Oh yes I see now....... Klyde the ant cartoonist ex NASA employee. I am so relieved that we have people like Klyde working at NASA. I feel much better about myself everything now. Embry Riddle must feel very proud of its graduate Wes. He is an exemplary educator who will be able to infiltrate the rigid and strict FAA rules and regulations implemented by those evil teabaggers. Who else would come up with no compromising rules but evil teabaggers. I bet none of the airspace regs are negotiable either!




I would like to negotiate class C airspace so I can fly the shores without having to contact ATC. What do you mean it's not negotiable? Teabagger!
FORWARD!

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If that's a normal size lobster... Captain Craptek is a BIG BOY!!
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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Squirrel, you have some explaining to do!

Speaking of Mooochelle's garden:

Does the pic above remind anyone of this:

Wherein our glorious Comrade President - who is left-handed - is trying to figure out how these shovel thingies work?

Kinda like that shotgun thingie?

Comrade R.O.C.K., Dear Leader must be ambidextrous. After all, rumor has it he's a "switch hitter".

Just how good with a shovel IS Reggie these days?

Reggie is keeping a low profile at the moment.

Coincidentally, I read on the walls of the latrine here at the compound that the Village People have a new "sailor" Is it remotely possible that REGGIE...?