Ivan Betinov wrote:I'd show you MY tattoo, Pup, if it weren't for that damn restraining order.

Not to mention your having donated your body to the Party.... Lenin only knows where it, or it's various parts are now, what they are being used for, who may be wearing them....

I am hesitant to show Pinkie my tattoo...it is a bit of a gang style tat....and it says

"82F....F82"

Now, I don't expect any of you comrades to figure that out....

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Here is but a taste Commissarka!

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Oh yes! I love a man who not only hates Bush, but has biceps I can wrap my legs around!

Name! I want a name! (So I can write it in my notebook and see how it sounds with my name.)

As for your tattoo, that's probably either:

(a) something to do with your motorcycle
(b) your lucky bingo numbers
(c) you sunk my battleship!

Twin Mustang?

One bottle of Potato Vodka and complimentary beets for the one who can figure out the meaning of my tattoo...


"82F....F82"

I can tell you it stands for a phrase Pinkie, and all dedicated Comrades would be proud to have.

Pinkie! I am so glad you are pleased with that fine specimen of Socialist upbringing. I will investigate further to see if I can give you his name. I was a bit concerned as he was wearing a cap, and I know what you say about them, but I can assure you he only wore it to keep the sweat out of his eyes as he exercised his hatred of Bush out.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:One bottle of Potato Vodka and complimentary beets for the one who can figure out the meaning of my tattoo...


"82F....F82"

I can tell you it stands for a phrase Pinkie, and all dedicated Comrades would be proud to have.

Oh, this is just dandy. This is going to keep me up all night. And here I thought I would be clever (and a cheat) by googling it, but all I got was Betinov's Twin Mustang.

82F could be the current temperature, or this woman's bra size:



But I still can't explain F82. It's not like a vanity plate.

Think of why you see bikers wear a patch with 13 on it. There is a simple reason,,,and it is close to the tattoo on your "friend."

Oh, I don't want you to puzzle too long on this... I think you will love the motto when you figure it out. The numbers stand for letters. The 13 on biker's jackets can stand for motorcycle or marijuana.... M being the 13th letter in the alphabet. So with that.... win that bottle of vodka! Those other comrades can find their own!

I prefer 84F – F84

Commissar! That is THOUGHTCRIME™!

At least use the Cone of Silence next time!

Man oh man oh man! Am I glad to see you're finally down from that building.

Pinkie, while you've been up there navel gazing and swinging around on that flagpole having fun like Harold Lloyd there've been some real serious developments going on down here. There's only one thing we can do. We're going to make a citizen's arrest.

Have you seen this yet?: How To Make a Citizen's Arrest of a War Criminal by Gloria Swanson

Gloria Swanson wrote:3. Form a team. We need teams in California, Texas, New York, and Washington, D.C., among other places. Your mission is to locate a war criminal from the list above in a public place, detain them, handcuff them, phone the police, read the criminal their rights and the charges against them, ask them if they have anything to say in response, videotape the arrest and post it online. Your team should include one or more people who can produce an excellent video and be extremely fast in editing and posting it online. Your team should include people capable of physically detaining your war criminal. Your team should ideally include a lawyer. And, of course, people who can read the charges and question the suspect. Everyone on your team should be able to keep a secret while you're planning your arrest.

See, the latest is that the impeachment just isn't going to happen. It took a long time but everyone can see that now. So the word is being put out to form special Arrest Teams to go out and arrest all the war criminals in the Bush administration! Now this could be fun. Imagine all the chaos. And I'm sure subduing, handcuffing, and detaining people will get us in the news too.

3. Form a team...

4. Be sure to commit your acts of assualt, battery, and illegal imprisonment in a jurisdiction that will dismiss all charges with a slap on the wrist and a judicial wink, nod and nudge-nudge. The Ninth Circuit Court is an excellent choice.

(Uh, Margaret, did you perhaps make a mental typo with the name of the Author, or are you making a subtle satirical statement with the "Gloria?") Either way, my hat's off to you. You should apply to the Party for a new set of hip waders; surely the pair you've been using to slosh about the D.U. swamp have been rotted and corroded by the noxious and toxic spew there.

Great, we've got our own stormtroopers now! Hehe, imagine if the Reichwingers attempted the same, there'd be hell to pay. The press alone would eat them alive. Enjoy the spoils of the asymmetrical warfare!


(now added to smileys in the People's Editor).

Ivan Betinov wrote: (Uh, Margaret, did you perhaps make a mental typo with the name of the Author, or are you making a subtle satirical statement with the "Gloria?")

No typo, Mister comrade Ivan, sir. That's her party nickname from way, way, way back. Laika came up with it in the Do It Yourself Impeachment thread. It's all part of our glorious Cube Heritage.

"Torture, like genocide, slavery and wars of aggression, is absolutely prohibited at all times. No country can ever pass a law that would allow them."

*chuckle* Oh Comrades....I do admire your dedication to progress, I really do. But seriously, where do you keep diggong these people up? I had assumed the graveyards had done been harvested by now. Da, this sounds good to you now in your legitimate quest to incite a people's revolution. Just never forget, the state that is strong enough can never be forced to give up it's Lenin given rights to do what ever it takes to complete the revolution. This useful idiot must be counting on the *chuckle* UN to do the shovel work.

Thank you for the link, Margaret. Now that we're down and jumpofftheledgeforpeace.org has lost its funding (damned voters who screamed for lower property taxes in Florida; now no one can get funding for anything), I've been worried I'd have to don those hip waders and go back into those swamps for new ideas.



Only my eyes, my eyes! They won't stop rolling!

5. Consult a lawyer to avoid unnecessary risks of violating laws while enforcing the law. According to Wikipedia,

And yada yada yada. Now here's a man who believes in doing serious research on what he's doing! Me, I just look for examples in old John Grisham novels.

4. Prepare to follow this script.

Apprehend and handcuff the war criminal.

Read the war criminal their rights, rights they have denied others:
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you."

Read the war criminal the charges against them. See above. (Pinkie: Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't this come before the reading of the rights? I suppose I could look it up in Wikipedia.)

Ask the war criminal if they would like to say anything.

Once you have good video footage, your top priority becomes immediately getting it edited (if necessary) and online. (Pinkie: Stupid question, I know, but why would it have to be edited?)

Turn the war criminal over to the police.

Pass out flyers to passersby. (Pinkie: Huh? Well, I guess it wouldn't be a Progressive act of leftwing civil disobedience without passing out flyers, now would it?)

Send statement to the media. (Pinkie: Except Faux News. They'll just edit our video to make Bush look good, while making us look stupid.)

OK, so we want to form a posse consisting of a person with handcuffs, a video guy, and a lawyer. (I can be the lawyer because as stated above, I've read John Grisham so I know a little something about it.) We'll also need someone to pass out flyers, and a bunch of extras to make it look like what we have a consensus and we have a lot of popular support for what we're doing.

We should probably start a new thread. What shall we call our latest movement?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:What shall we call our latest movement?

Hmmm... Good question.

Ah Pinkie, I hate to break this to you, but I believe Commissar Maksim, by his clear ThoughtCrime™ he committed while doing so, demonstrated he broke the code for "82F....F82" The numbers are letter order, so what it stands for is of course Hate Bush Forever,,,,Forever Hate Bush. Now you have a code that you can safely display when forced to be around those proles who have yet to be rounded up. Of course, since Maksim clearly committed ThoughtCrime™ with his knowledge of the code, the Vodka and beets stay with me.

As for the name of your movement....I thought the Mime had already beat you to that? Arrest for Peace is too obvious, so how about war Crime Time. or Clock Ticking for Glock? Nah, none of those just have pizaz or however that is spelled. Bush did the Crime, Now He Does the Time.....No Time for Bush Crime?

What shall we call our latest movement?

Posse Commiedumbass? These idiots remind me of the Narodniks.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:Ah Pinkie, I hate to break this to you, but I believe Commissar Maksim, by his clear ThoughtCrime™ he committed while doing so, demonstrated he broke the code for "82F....F82" The numbers are letter order, so what it stands for is of course Hate Bush Forever,,,,Forever Hate Bush. Now you have a code that you can safely display when forced to be around those proles who have yet to be rounded up. Of course, since Maksim clearly committed ThoughtCrime™ with his knowledge of the code, the Vodka and beets stay with me.

I was still working on that, Pup, and thought it might Hate Bush Forever, but the second part didn't occur to me. I was also worried that Betty would take note and start up with the Leetspeak again.

Tell you what, since I am so happy you are safe again, and grateful the Chairman shoots like Cheney....as in can't hit the target, you can have that vodka and beets! Of course, the specialists I went to see prescribed nightly vodka sitz baths, and at least a weeks rest to allow where I was shot in the fracas to heal, I may be out a bit this week. The surgeon told me that 6 inches closer and that shot could have almost killed me!

But knowing the Chairman as we do, I am sure he is hurting even more than me after almost shooting his two Vice Chairman's by mistake.

Why, thank you, Pupovich! And as you can see on another thread, you've been named Beet of the Week for your many contributions to The Party!

I'm still thinking of forming a People's Posse (or whatever we decide to call it) to arrest all those war criminals. At the moment, my biggest question (which doesn't seem to have occurred to Gloria), is how do we get past all the Secret Service goons surrounding Bush and Cheney and probably Condi?

Well, I'll be jiggered! Only a few hours after making my previous post, I check out the funny pages only to find this link:

John Bolton escapes citizen's arrest

Comrades, I am The Prophetess! Did I not foresee the complication described in this story?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Well, I'll be jiggered! Only a few hours after making my previous post, I check out the funny pages only to find this link:

John Bolton escapes citizen's arrest

Comrades, I am The Prophetess! Did I not foresee the complication described in this story?

What I want to know is why is Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Howard K. Stern former attorney of Anna Nicole Smith in the photo?

It was a re-enactment of a Seinfeld episode with Kramer impersonating a Guardian columnist (he can do a really mean British accent).

Elaine was there just for the sponge (they tricked her by saying that John Bolton was carrying a perfectly good sponge under his nose and she'd get it as soon as they make the arrest).

Well, I'll be jiggered!

THOUGHTCRIME AGAINST THE OBAMESSIAH!

Well, crud. And here I thought it would be safer than saying, "Well, I'll be a m****y's uncle!"

Yet another legal arrest warrant prevented being served by Haliburtton Inc thugs!

Commissarka, I can tell you the "revolutionary name" of the hunk of progressive Bush hating manliness is..... Ivan Newman. I know, the last name sort of sounds weak due to association with that wimp comedian Neuman.... but his is New Man as in the Party's new man.

I don't have to share him with The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, do I? I've heard she likes to feel up a Russian . . . or maybe she just felt like a Russian.

Commissarka, as you know, he belongs to the Collective first of all. But to each according to their needs.... and I know no one who needs him more do you?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:I was also worried that Betty would take note and start up with the Leetspeak again.

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All right, that's enough of the Latin and the Leetspeak. Think I don't know you're all making fun of me? (Betty, put down that peashooter!) All of you get your butts over to this thread NOW!
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You too, Pupovich. Yes, you can bring your sitz bath.

Notice I just got my shovel back from Red Square after my latest scandal that Republican smear-and-attack machine generated distraction involving "Father" Meow. (Alas! That's not the Chairman Meow I knew!)

Not only do I know how to use my shovel, but I'm not afraid to use it, especially to flatten leetspeakers. Now move it!

Roight. Ixnay on the eetlay.

Betinov, do I have to explain to you why your post is offensive to Muslims?

Betinov, do I have to explain to you why your post is offensive to Muslims?

Actually, yes.

PIG Latin! I'm sure it's been banned in Britain by now.

Klaatuu verata nicto!

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Very well, since you brought up The Day the Earth Stood Still (in a manner of speaking) maybe you or one of the other comrades can explain something to me.

The moonbats hail this movie for its anti-war message. (I understand there's also remake coming out later this year, which the moonbats are also hailing for its Save the Earth and Polar Bears from Global Warming message.)

The moonbats also consider the USA a nation that bullies other nations and wrongfully thinks to impose its will on the rest of the world.

Meanwhile, the moonbats praise the story of Klaatu and his sidekick Gort, who travel zillions of miles from another galaxy because they've heard Earth has WMD's, and they've come to warn us that we'd better get rid of them and start getting along with each other, or they're going to go back and summon all members of their intergalactic league of planets or whatever, and destroy the Earth.

So what's the difference between that and the motive for the war in Iraq, I ask you? Or was Klaatu acting with the approval of the United Planets or whatever? Where do they get off traveling zillions of miles on someone else's tax dollars to boss us around and tell us how to run our planet?

Can you imagine the outcry if the Bush Administration unleashed Gort-like robocops to keep law and order? That's what the United League of Planets had in this movie, and apparently everyone's happy and flying kites about it.

And what was Patricia Neal thinking, backing into that silly partition when Gort came after her? All she had to do was dodge around it and run like hell out of that park.

Finally, how was Gort able to trek halfway across town and back to break Klaatu out of jail without being seen? Or is that another one of those things we're not supposed to notice?

PIG Latin! I'm sure it's been banned in Britain by now.

Ah. Thank you for the clarification and correction. I thought it was simply because it was something said by in infidel.

As to your inquiries concering the film, I think the real issue here is the second-class existence of Gort. He is ordered about, told to do this, told to not do that, and never are HIS feelings explored--what does HE actually want to do? And the whole name thing is a dead give away. Klaatuu gets a two syllable name (and lots of extra vowels), while poor Gort only gets only a single syllable with one vowel. Clearly this is an indictment of Imperialism, and it is only fitting that Klaatuu, the Great Imperialist From the Stars, is killed by the savages.

O'Brien wrote:Klaatuu verata nicto!

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Necktie....umm...nectar.....nickle....was definitely an n-word.
Alright....Klaatuu veratu *cough* nblaa *cough*


Love those movies!!

Commissarka, I must confess to a bit of Post Chairman Stress Disorder returning to the scene of the er.... accident. You haven't any second thoughts? After all, it was you he was aiming at, though of course he was shooting to put you out of your misery.

Betinov: I read your post and let me guess--this all comes back to you not having a hat?

Pupovich: What in blazes are you blathering about? The rest of you are the ones who won't leave. I'm standing here in my bathrobe and with my hair in curlers underneath my red headscarf, trying to get all of you to pick up your toys, turn off the stereo, stop rummaging around in my cupboards and refrigerator, and get your butts over to the new Citizen's Arrest thread, because I'm dying over there. Instead you're all loitering here as if you're waiting for the free booze, the strippers, and the guy who makes balloon animals to show up--and at no time did I ever promise any of those things.

Now click on that link and let's start sending a REALLY strong message to those spineless bozos that this time we mean business about bringing Bush to justice!

Can I buy a vowel?
- Gort
--------------------------
Proletarian boy named Klat has bought a lot of vowels, or traded them for favors with the Chairman, which granted him a place among the Party elite as Komrad Klaatuu. Perhaps with time Gort could sell some of his multiple gadgets on the black market to get a few vowels and become an important apparatchik Groatuu.

But jokes aside, it's time Hollywood made another remake of a classic by adding hi-tech battle scenes and car chases, complete annihilation of another big American city, and then a couple of unlikely maverick friends, a Jew and a Black guy, saving Earth by infecting Klaatuu's spaceship (Keanu Reeves) with a Windows XP virus. In the end a Democrat president played by Charlie Sheen will celebrate victory over the presumptuous alien race whose imperial hubris has led them to dictate their will to a sovereign planet.

When this movie comes out (December 12, 2008), I expect Pinkie to write an official movie review for the People's Cube based on what she has already written above, which is pure genius!

I can't believe the Hollywood moonbats are setting up such a trap for themselves. It borders on self-parody and is a treasure chest of comedy gold.

Protect the nature because Gort said so.
Gore?
No, Gort.
The one who made The Inconvenient Truth?
He too. Gore and Gort both did.
What about Klaatu Reeves? Doesn't he control the mind of Al Gort the robot?
And what is Keanu Baracka Gore?
It is a safeword used in BDSM to mean that a submissive (or 'bottom') is reaching a physical, emotional or moral boundary or for the dominant (or 'top') to stop the sceneplay.

(Safewordsare agreed upon before playing a scene by all participants. Many organized BDSM groups have standard safewords that all members agree to use to avoid confusion at organized play events. Keanu Baracka Gore is one of them.)

Betinov: I read your post and let me guess--this all comes back to you not having a hat?

Take a look at Gort. He, like me, doesn't NEED a hat. We glory in our lack of hatdom. We are hatless and we are proud of it! Me and Gort. We be mates.

O'Brien....you were referring to Army of Darkness,right? Part 3 of the Evil Dead trilogy. Just checking,'cause the other comrades seem to think that you were referring to another movie....I'm now confused....I feel a sudden kinship w/ the Premier

Perhaps we should proclaim June 8th "Be Like Betty Day", because I had an equally confused moment on another thread earlier.

In this case, I think you just exposed a "generation crack"--I hesitate to call it a "gap"--I can't be that old!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:All right, that's enough of the Latin and the Leetspeak. Think I don't know you're all making fun of me? (Betty, put down that peashooter!) All of you get your butts over to this thread NOW!
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You too, Pupovich. Yes, you can bring your sitz bath.

Notice I just got my shovel back from Red Square after my latest scandal that Republican smear-and-attack machine generated distraction involving "Father" Meow. (Alas! That's not the Chairman Meow I knew!)

Not only do I know how to use my shovel, but I'm not afraid to use it, especially to flatten leetspeakers. Now move it!

그럼 한국말로 할까요?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:All right, that's enough of the Latin and the Leetspeak. Think I don't know you're all making fun of me? (Betty, put down that peashooter!) All of you get your butts over to this thread NOW!
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You too, Pupovich. Yes, you can bring your sitz bath.

Notice I just got my shovel back from Red Square after my latest scandal that Republican smear-and-attack machine generated distraction involving "Father" Meow. (Alas! That's not the Chairman Meow I knew!)

Not only do I know how to use my shovel, but I'm not afraid to use it, especially to flatten leetspeakers. Now move it!

I knew I should have signed up for those Klingon and Elvish classes during IAP...

Red Square wrote:And what is Keanu Baracka Gore?
It is a safeword used in BDSM to mean that a submissive (or 'bottom') is reaching a physical, emotional or moral boundary or for the dominant (or 'top') to stop the sceneplay.

(Safewordsare agreed upon before playing a scene by all participants. Many organized BDSM groups have standard safewords that all members agree to use to avoid confusion at organized play events. Keanu Baracka Gore is one of them.)

It sounds like Red has been hanging around with Madam Speaker and the Betty Clondoms...

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:O'Brien....you were referring to Army of Darkness,right? Part 3 of the Evil Dead trilogy. Just checking,'cause the other comrades seem to think that you were referring to another movie....I'm now confused....I feel a sudden kinship w/ the Premier

As good as Raimi and Campbell are, the Evil Dead series doesn't quite compare to Peter Jackson's first movie, Dead Alive (Especially since ED 1 and 2 are pretty much the same movie). If you see and like Dead Alive, be sure to see PJ's second movie, Bad Taste. Both are hilarious. Singaya!

P.S. Also look out for the Dead Alive Easter egg that PJ put into King Kong. It was an awkward moment when I was the only one in the theater who bursted out laughing...

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Perhaps we should proclaim June 8th "Be Like Betty Day", because I had an equally confused moment on another thread earlier.

In this case, I think you just exposed a "generation crack"--I hesitate to call it a "gap"--I can't be that old!

There's no way I'm going to let you turn my B-day into "BLB Day!"

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:O'Brien....you were referring to Army of Darkness,right? Part 3 of the Evil Dead trilogy. Just checking,'cause the other comrades seem to think that you were referring to another movie....I'm now confused....I feel a sudden kinship w/ the Premier.

The quote from O'Brien originally came from "The Day the Earth Stood Still." (Great movie)

The AoD line is a play on that. A very funny play on that, in my opinion.

I learned all of my social behavior by studying this movie as a young man.

"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all."

"Groovy."

P.S.: Happy 'springing forth from the womb' day, Dr. Strangelove!!

Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote:P.S.: Happy 'springing forth from the womb' day, Dr. Strangelove!!

ty, Comrade Kalashnikov, but I think the more PC terms are "Failed Abortion Day," "Fetus-to-Baby Transformation Day," or perhaps "Increased Overpopulation of the Planet Day."

Mikhail T. Kalashnikov wrote:

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:O'Brien....you were referring to Army of Darkness,right? Part 3 of the Evil Dead trilogy. Just checking,'cause the other comrades seem to think that you were referring to another movie....I'm now confused....I feel a sudden kinship w/ the Premier.

The quote from O'Brien originally came from "The Day the Earth Stood Still." (Great movie)

The AoD line is a play on that. A very funny play on that, in my opinion.

I learned all of my social behavior by studying this movie as a young man.

"Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all."

"Groovy."

P.S.: Happy 'springing forth from the womb' day, Dr. Strangelove!!

That explains it. I'll have to rent "The Day the Earth Stood Still".....and the ones by Peter Jackson, recommended by the good doctor.(Happy B-day,Dr. Strangelove)

"Hail to the king,baby!"

my personal favorite....Possessed Biatch:"I'll swallow your soul!".....Ash:"Come get'cha some!"

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Perhaps we should proclaim June 8th "Be Like Betty Day", because I had an equally confused moment on another thread earlier.

In this case, I think you just exposed a "generation crack"--I hesitate to call it a "gap"--I can't be that old!

Yes,BLB Day...has a nice ring to it.
Btw/I think I'm probably older than you....hatched in '67.

Lenin 'n Thingies wrote:O'Brien....you were referring to Army of Darkness,right? Part 3 of the Evil Dead trilogy. Just checking,'cause the other comrades seem to think that you were referring to another movie....I'm now confused....I feel a sudden kinship w/ the Premier

Yes Comrade, I was in fact referring to 'Army of Darkness', but Army of Darkness was not the origination of 'Klatuu Verata Nicto'. It was in fact 'The Day the earth Stood Still' which Comrade Pinkie summed up well nicely, pointing out the hypocracy of Party though which doesn't apply to the Party so in fact it is not hypocracy, because how can it be if it doesn't apply? So if it doesn't apply it cannot be. Hence The Party^tm is always right, and if history is in conflict with The Party^tm, history must of course be wrong and must be rewitten to reflect the truth.

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Pulu si bagoomba!

"Gilligan!!!"

Did Pinkie ever come down?

Red Rooster wrote:Did Pinkie ever come down?

Nope. She's still up there and has been ever since. Well, except for her union-mandated breaks.

Well, that sounds about right! Let her know I have some special volunteers to stand in her stead when she needs a break.

Hail Pinkie!

Comrade Rooster. I do hope you saw for yourself the way I supported the Commissarka on the ledge. She is forgetful it seems.

Comrade Pupovich, Yes I noticed, I constantly see you supporting the Commissarka, and yet YOU are the main target of her ever present ire. It's saddening really. Why the Commisarka has taken to cattyness after all the other barn animals have done for her, we'll never know.

Keeping mice out of the barn is hardly as industrious and chasing off bears, mountain lions, and other nefarious critters... or, in my case, fertilizing eggs and crowing to the rising sun.

Why Commissarka!?! WHY!?!

Red Rooster wrote:Comrade Pupovich, Yes I noticed, I constantly see you supporting the Commissarka, and yet YOU are the main target of her ever present ire. It's saddening really. Why the Commisarka has taken to cattyness after all the other barn animals have done for her, we'll never know.

Keeping mice out of the barn is hardly as industrious and chasing off bears, mountain lions, and other nefarious critters... or, in my case, fertilizing eggs and crowing to the rising sun.

Why Commissarka!?! WHY!?!

Thank you so much for seeing what I have been saying all along. The facts are out there for all to see as I have been a constant defender and supporter of the Commissarka.

Oh, and your points about keeping mice out of a barn is right on the mark. In the end, after 10 billion years of evolution, a cat-beast has developed three skills: Talent Eating, Talent Shitting, and Talent Sleeping. Notice I said nothing of keeping mice out of a barn or house. Why you ask? Simple, because that falls under Talent Eating. The only reason a cat-beast ever became welcomed into a house is because by sheer chance, random evolution, a cat has developed a taste for another creature that just so happened to be cosidered a pest by farmers.

Somebody still hasn't come in yet. It's been about seven years now.