Comrades! It's good to finally join you in glorious ... um ... glory. I've learned so much but especially how to love rats. Also 2+2=5. I see it all now! Winston Smith Victory Mansions Airstrip One Oceania

Prole Winston

Welcome to the collective.

Here we will teach you to think only Party Approved Thoughts. We will teach you to Love only your Dear Leader.

There is only the Party. There is only the Leader. All else is nothing.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

PS: While you are purging your thoughts of all thoughtcrimes, don't just stand there! Grab a shovel and DIG!

Obamugabe wrote:Prole Winston

Welcome to the collective.

Here we will teach you to think only Party Approved Thoughts. We will teach you to Love only your Dear Leader.

There is only the Party. There is only the Leader. All else is nothing.

Amandla!

Obamugabe

PS: While you are purging your thoughts of all thoughtcrimes, don't just stand there! Grab a shovel and DIG!

Comrade Obamugabe,

This might be an easy prole to mold into what we want him to be. I see he is used to rats and maybe extreme poverty, and that leads me to believe he is already from a Socialist state that under dear leader I hope we will all soon be in. Heated or air conditioned homes are over rated and bad for the environment anyway...

Comrade Cheesepuff

He may even be from the People's Utopia of Zimbabwe!

There is a rat for every different flavor.

Hummmm - maybe we could use him to infiltrate the RethugliKKKans tea party and record all the raaaaaaacist's rants for all of our apparatchiks in the media to share with the world.

Freedom Fighter Rat

I love the freedom fighter rat! Allahuah Alauka Allahu AkBar (ah, whatever)! This would save many Mooslimic friends and comradics to die another day, would it not? And our rodent buddies are easy to comeby in Mooslimic caves. Truly, a glorious idea.

oops, there goes one now......... that's some rat! Akiebar Aluka!

Frau, I don't think the noble rat can carry as much explosives as some brainwashed schmata head martyr.

(excuse my Yiddish)

The rats cannot carry enough explosives to be effective. However we found a much better use for the often maligned critters:

Mozambique's de-mining rats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziQWWvO ... ature=fvsr

Now if we could just find a use for the Jimminy Cartah Nano Nuclar Rabbits?

Perhaps we could use this new comrade to help bring Marshall Pupovich back to the Collective. Doesn't Pupovich love a good rat on a stick??

Komrade Zarkof wrote:Perhaps we could use this new comrade to help bring Marshall Pupovich back to the Collective. Doesn't Pupovich love a good rat on a stick??

Protien for the masses

Yum. That looks delicious.

Welcome Comrade Winston,

Here is where you can let go of all responsibility for your own life, but of course that includes letting go of all your property, too. Did you mention something about a mansion?

Thanks for welcome Comrades. I'm from somewhere much more progressive than Zimbabwe! The Dominion of Trudeaupia! Long live Big Brother!

"Victory Mansion" is really small apartment but is mansion to rats.

I denounce Winston Smith for having an apartment supplied with meat while the rest of us must make do living in a milk crate and eating a diet of beets, cabbage and french fries scavenged from a dumpster!

Oh my, did you say Trudeaupia? Then you are surrounded by rats.

Comrade Whoopie,

I want those shoes. They look very comfortable and I could use them in my housekeeping duties. I need them more than you do - from each according to his ability to each according to his need, you know.

How many of the virgins are the exploding rats to be getting?

Only a couple thrown in for good measure. They prefer bordello rat ladies, masseuses, and interns.

I denounce myself! I am dirty rat to have what others need!

Reposting from another thread...

RATS? WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?

Haven't you seen those in your cities across the fruity plain? Where I'm from, you can't take a walk in Manhattan without seeing one of these, surrounded by picketing union members with extremely loud whistles. One might think that for some, this actually constitutes full employment. There has to be a union just for the giant rat-handlers, sign-holders, and whistle-blowers. No doubt with union benefits, dental, and pension plans.

I must confess comrades, I was once a rat...and a scab. The first real job I ever had while in High School was a clerk in the Hardware dept. of a retail store. I was hired as a strike breaker. Every day after school I drove into work and through a picket line of the AFL-CIO Retail Clerks Union. They'd shout and curse at me and pound on the windows of my car. This went on every day for 3 weeks until one day the strike was over. My employer kept me on and I had to start paying Union dues. From that moment on all the workers who used to curse me suddenly shook my hand and put their arm around me and called me brother. It was then I realized what it meant to be in a Union...you had paid your dues.